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[–]rideoffaloneFDS Newbie 191 points192 points193 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
"We all do walk dates down here."
[–]notallowed2havepizzaFDS Newbie 52 points53 points54 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
In the sewer where we belong. 🤡
[–]all_or_nothing_betFDS Apprentice 31 points32 points33 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Where you pay for your own coffee 🤡
[–]t3ddiFDS Newbie 16 points17 points18 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This made me lol internally pretty hard. Would you like some popcorn with your latte Georgina?
[–]miadoing69FDS Newbie 423 points424 points425 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is why I love FDS. It shows us a solution to everything 😂
[–]ButterfliesHurricaneFDS Newbie 427 points428 points429 points 5 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
How very sad to not have the children you bear for 9 months into this world not be named after you 😔
[–]Amy3e13FDS Newbie 253 points254 points255 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Even the worst of LVMs want their dusty LeGAcY to continue.
[–]notallowed2havepizzaFDS Newbie 39 points40 points41 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How else are they gonna ensure that their idiocy through their kids won’t live on after death? Scrotes have the biological need to create more scrotes and pickmes.
[–]rideoffaloneFDS Newbie 66 points67 points68 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
My mom was named after her mother and this was in 1953! HVM grandfather.
[–]Exotic-Nectarine-420Throwaway Account 63 points64 points65 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That’s so cool! I was originally supposed to be named after my mother, because my parents had a deal “if it’s a boy he gets his dad’s name and if it’s a girl it’ll be mom’s name”. (My mom never took my dad’s name and was always very proud of that). When the moment of truth came, and I turned out to be a girl, my dad got all whiny and bitchy and stuff and somehow convinced my mom to give me his name. He totally manipulated her into it, and she only gave in because she was just tired of his whiny ass. Luckily, I had the opportunity to change my name to hers when I was 19. Caving and giving me my dad’s name was her only regret in life. I’m happy I have her name now, it just felt right.
[–]ButterfliesHurricaneFDS Newbie 20 points21 points22 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Quite amazing for the times! I could never have got my head around changing my name and whole identity / family history and / or have my children have a different last name (they have both names). And I’m not in a country where it’s common to keep your ‘maiden’ name or for children not to have the father’s name.
[–]yellow_pterodactylFDS Newbie 17 points18 points19 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
My BIL told my sister, I can’t wait to get rid of your last name. Excuse me? Your name is American Scandinavian with a -son at the end. Real original.
[–]ButterfliesHurricaneFDS Newbie 8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
And she agreed? :(
[–]yellow_pterodactylFDS Newbie 13 points14 points15 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yup, perfectly fine with him trashing our last name. 🥲
[–]ButterfliesHurricaneFDS Newbie 11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Such a shame... :(
[–]Confused_One_FDS Newbie 116 points117 points118 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
“And be GrAtEfUl for this life 🙃”
[–]sososese 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LOL
[–]AocwannabeFDS Newbie 177 points178 points179 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Can they just add one thing? “On the days I don’t look at porn or I’m out chasing other women.”😂😂😂😱
[–]badbadnotbuenoFDS Newbie 24 points25 points26 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I totally agree 😂
[–]warinmymind94FDS Disciple 41 points42 points43 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
a CLOWN specifically Pennywise... Im cracking up at the accuracy. these LV/NV M's are CLOWNS! his lair is a nest and majority of the time the pickmes dont even get a ring
[–][deleted] 228 points229 points230 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
FDS has the best memes in Reddit and that’s a hill I’ll die on. This is gold 😁
[–]purziveplaxyFDS Newbie 101 points102 points103 points 5 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
I read this wrong at first and thought they cemented the pickmes in there too... But maybe that was on purpose? 😄
[–]slow_life_FDS Newbie 67 points68 points69 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I also thought this! 🙊I thought "noo we need to help each other, not bury other women".
[–]purziveplaxyFDS Newbie 49 points50 points51 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The only scenario I can say sure cement her in is if pickme is captioned saying 'See this is why you're all still single you're too picky!'' 😁
[–]Colour_riotFDS Newbie 17 points18 points19 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
she'll break out when (if) she realises. You really can't help pickmes other than being not like them so they can see the counterfactual to their life.
The ones worth being friends with after they get their heads cleared are the ones who don't lash out at you for having everything that the patriarchy promised them
[–]hakunnamatatamfsFDS Newbie 13 points14 points15 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmao I thought the same
[–]fak_beauty_standardsFDS Newbie 15 points16 points17 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"don't look at porn" now you've gone too far
[–]top_of_the_stairsFDS Newbie 68 points69 points70 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is fucking gold 🤣🤣🤣🤣🥇🎈
[–]PecucheFDS Newbie 37 points38 points39 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is hilarious, I love it!
[–]vintagexroseFDS Newbie 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LMAO!
[–]Khentiamentiu42FDS Newbie 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is beautiful
[–]OrcristaFDS Newbie 20 points21 points22 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What a fabulous one! Love it! 😅😅😅
[–]DoversBlueFDS Newbie 23 points24 points25 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
🤣🤣🤣🤣
[–]ShieldMaidenLagerthaFDS Disciple 17 points18 points19 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
😂😂😂💀
[–]SunflowerinVirgo0903FDS Apprentice 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmmfao 💀💀💀
[–]breadandbunnyFDS Newbie 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes!
[–]YellowsunflowerloverFDS Newbie 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is awesome!
[–]soundslikeautumnFDS Newbie 14 points15 points16 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Completely golden post!!!!
[–]m00n5t0n3FDS Newbie 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Slay (meme)
[–]pissedoffmollyFDS Newbie 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
C'mon, no. We are better than this.
We are here to show pickmes the light, not condemn them to bangmaidism.
[–]Volperossa_FDS Newbie 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“I’m the provider” literally the only thing you provide is mediocre dick
factual
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[–]rideoffaloneFDS Newbie 191 points192 points193 points (4 children) | Copy Link
[–]notallowed2havepizzaFDS Newbie 52 points53 points54 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]all_or_nothing_betFDS Apprentice 31 points32 points33 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]t3ddiFDS Newbie 16 points17 points18 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]miadoing69FDS Newbie 423 points424 points425 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]ButterfliesHurricaneFDS Newbie 427 points428 points429 points (12 children) | Copy Link
[–]Amy3e13FDS Newbie 253 points254 points255 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]notallowed2havepizzaFDS Newbie 39 points40 points41 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]rideoffaloneFDS Newbie 66 points67 points68 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]Exotic-Nectarine-420Throwaway Account 63 points64 points65 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]ButterfliesHurricaneFDS Newbie 20 points21 points22 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]yellow_pterodactylFDS Newbie 17 points18 points19 points (3 children) | Copy Link
[–]ButterfliesHurricaneFDS Newbie 8 points9 points10 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]yellow_pterodactylFDS Newbie 13 points14 points15 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]ButterfliesHurricaneFDS Newbie 11 points12 points13 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Confused_One_FDS Newbie 116 points117 points118 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]sososese 0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]AocwannabeFDS Newbie 177 points178 points179 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]badbadnotbuenoFDS Newbie 24 points25 points26 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]warinmymind94FDS Disciple 41 points42 points43 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 228 points229 points230 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]purziveplaxyFDS Newbie 101 points102 points103 points (7 children) | Copy Link
[–]slow_life_FDS Newbie 67 points68 points69 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]purziveplaxyFDS Newbie 49 points50 points51 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Colour_riotFDS Newbie 17 points18 points19 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]hakunnamatatamfsFDS Newbie 13 points14 points15 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]fak_beauty_standardsFDS Newbie 15 points16 points17 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]top_of_the_stairsFDS Newbie 68 points69 points70 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]PecucheFDS Newbie 37 points38 points39 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]vintagexroseFDS Newbie 7 points8 points9 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Khentiamentiu42FDS Newbie 7 points8 points9 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]OrcristaFDS Newbie 20 points21 points22 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]DoversBlueFDS Newbie 23 points24 points25 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]ShieldMaidenLagerthaFDS Disciple 17 points18 points19 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]SunflowerinVirgo0903FDS Apprentice 3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]breadandbunnyFDS Newbie 4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]YellowsunflowerloverFDS Newbie 4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]soundslikeautumnFDS Newbie 14 points15 points16 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]m00n5t0n3FDS Newbie 5 points6 points7 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]pissedoffmollyFDS Newbie 6 points7 points8 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]Volperossa_FDS Newbie 0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]sososese 0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link