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[–]PizzaNo7741FDS Newbie316 points317 points318 points 5 years ago (25 children) | Copy Link
lol this reminds me of times past when I first met my ex. I told him I want a family and kids before going any further so I would not get with someone who was by default not into it. Well he took that to mean, I wanted to be talked to IN BED as if he wanted kids ..... You know, like a prop to getting me off? But when I tried to have serious conversations about it he would get uncomfortable and try to spin it like he isn't sure and doesn't want to talk about it. He wasted so much of my time. I didn't realize I needed to specify the difference between pillow talk and real life goals...... ugh.
[–]weekend111FDS Newbie181 points182 points183 points 5 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
Bet the standard subs would still tell it was all your fault for not “communicating” with him enough lol
[–]PizzaNo7741FDS Newbie92 points93 points94 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
i definitely thought that for a while before I called him on it and said hey, I was specifically up front, when did I say I wanted to ROLE PLAY having a man who loves me and wants to create life with me? LOL. I have since woken up and discovered FDS... wish I had had this place a few years ago. Not ashamed of who I was, but I am glad to have figured it out even if it did take me longer than ideal
[–]munakhtylerFDS Newbie21 points22 points23 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
No matter how much effort you put, men will ALWAYS put in less effort than you
[–]PizzaNo7741FDS Newbie22 points23 points24 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
his "communication issue" was misunderstanding me 9 times out of 10, but never asking clarifying questions
[–][deleted] 45 points46 points47 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Yeah these men wasting our time trying to act like they don't know anything, when in fact they know everything.
[–]weekend111FDS Newbie52 points53 points54 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Men are sly. “Communication” is pointless because they know very well what is going on. They just con us into thinking they don’t.
[–]CloacaDiddlerFDS Disciple34 points35 points36 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Men as a species are master gaslighters. They thrive by changing the goalposts and our realities so we’re always unsettled and will fall back to our “feminine training” of giving in, assuming it’s really all our fault, and not wanting to make trouble. Really systemic and deeply rooted.
[–]EveSerpentFDS Newbie5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No lies
[–][deleted] 12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah Action tells a lot about how a man feels about you. If they are also concerned about you, they will tell what's what.
[–]4E4MEFDS Apprentice3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I do agree with your comment.
Reading your comment reminds me that I was amused earlier today because I was browsing a DIY sub that is at least 75% male users, and in response to a question that involved neighbors there were so many answers from the men that said "just go talk to them again" and it took everything I had to not reply with some snarky comment about cOmMuNiCaTiOn.
[–]SpaceC4seFDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
it really do be like that sometimes (cough all the time) remember too CoMmUnIcAtE
[–]luvmyvulvaxoxoFDS Disciple89 points90 points91 points 5 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Hahahahaha omg so gross!
I can’t believe there’s men who seriously think we want to hear anything other than “this feels good” and “you’re gorgeous” during sex.
How fucked up from porn do you have to be to think she wants to hear “I’m gonna impregnate you so hard” 😂🤣 lmao what would he actually say? I can’t even imagine.
[–]PizzaNo7741FDS Newbie40 points41 points42 points 5 years ago* (5 children) | Copy Link
Oh examples! Well i mean i hate to paint a sad picture but he would be very intimate and loving, and look deeply into my eyes and say .......... stuff that does not translate well to text......... and i'd be like melt because hey, that's what I wanted.
him months later: I thought this was role play why do you actually think this is going anywhere
me: so all those times you faked orgasming because you know I like to get off at the same time? You were also faking the feelings?
him: i wouldn't call it faking... I'm not good at communicating.
[–]luvmyvulvaxoxoFDS Disciple27 points28 points29 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Oh geeze. This makes it seem a lot sadder than what I thought you meant. I thought you meant he was saying bizarre pregnancy shit. Not faking love.
[–]PizzaNo7741FDS Newbie9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
it's okay, honestly I don't think he maliciously faked it, I believe his bumblingly sincere idiocy more than believe he is a bad person. Not giving it a pass, but I categorize it as Just soooo dumb and try to laugh because yeah it is very sad that so many young boys and girls are experiencing this way worse in the younger generations
[–]orangeboobertFDS Newbie25 points26 points27 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
W.T.F. This is straight up abuse.
[–]PizzaNo7741FDS Newbie15 points16 points17 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
<3 i am okay, he isn't around me anymore and I have been levelling up. Thanks for commiserating with me, it really helps
[–]orangeboobertFDS Newbie3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
❤️
[–]heythereitsemilyFDS Newbie39 points40 points41 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yeah, a breeding kink is much different than wanting a family. It’s gross how anything we say...they turn it into something sexual and run with it.
[–]PizzaNo7741FDS Newbie18 points19 points20 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
i think you nailed it, he mistook my actually wanting a spiritual connection with a man to make a family as a breeding kink. I have a good sense of humour about it thankfully!
[–]Ok-Firefighter-2266FDS Newbie19 points20 points21 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Who considers talking about kids dirty talk? 😂
[–]_RustInPiece_FDS Apprentice215 points216 points217 points 5 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
Harsh but true.
Also never fake orgasms, ladies.
[–][deleted] 126 points127 points128 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
For real, it's like giving a dog a treat after he refuses to listen to you and makes a mess. I've also heard a lot of women say things like, "We've ALL faked orgasms before" and I'm like ....... no? Even during my college pickme days I didn't do that. I think it confuses dudes who are used to it. This one wretch I slept with lasted for like less than a minute and I didn't fake anything. When he was done, he asked me, "Did you... go?" So cringe
[–]carachuFDS Newbie[S] 66 points67 points68 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I never faked with my ex...so he would ask how it was after every time and if it wasn't good I would tell him so and tell him why. He would get so butthurt and nothing would change. I COMMUNICATED PRE, DURING AND AFTER. EVERY TIME It was exhausting.
[–]_fuyumiFDS Newbie9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"wretch" lmao 😂
[–]gibgerbabymummyFDS Apprentice0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I am honest with my husband, sometimes it's not happening for me and that's fine. But if you fake it, your telling him that bad move with his thumb is the business and he'll keep doing it!
[–]quiiidpr0qu0FDS Newbie40 points41 points42 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
how else will i get him to stop lol
[–]fdsalttFDS Newbie18 points19 points20 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LMFAO
[–]CarpedictumFDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Asking the important questions
[–]yolonnyFDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Just tell him you're not in the mood anymore. I know this is meant as a joke but my heart really breaks for you that you'd have to pretend to orgasm just bc you can't say you want to stop. Once you stop doing that, you will realise how messed up it is.
[–]quiiidpr0qu0FDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
no it's when we decided to hook up and he turns out to be bad in bed so i want him to stop but he's way too into it so i fake it asap so he stops. this is obviously bad hook up stories. my bf right now isnt like this lol NOW i would just push the dude away if he sucks in bed
[–]MaisiebrFDS Apprentice370 points371 points372 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
They make memes like this like it's a flex on us, but it actually makes them double pitiful instead of just regular pitiful.
[–]LevellingUpTimeFDS Newbie278 points279 points280 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"My real personality is unattractive and I'm terrible in bed. haha women btfo"
[–]stonemermaidFDS Newbie3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Flawless translation 😂😂
[–]spicyspaFDS Newbie81 points82 points83 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Exactly. That's a shitload of effort just for a couple of minutes of his pleasure.
[–]Inspection-CriticalFDS Apprentice66 points67 points68 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This meme is a double insult at men so if it was made by a guy, it's extra embarrassing that he doesn't realize it.
[–]pascalinesFDS Newbie29 points30 points31 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“Double pitiful instead of just regular pitiful” I swear the women on this sub are particularly funny 💀
[–]punyhumannumber2FDS Newbie105 points106 points107 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
What's sad here is the motivation behind each of these. The woman fakes an orgasm to make the man feel better about himself and to feel more masculine. The man fakes his entire personality to trick her into sex.
[–]GlaeWitchFDS Newbie12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
never fake it - never -it is ether good, or it's not. Stop and think - is this how you want to spend your life? there are billions of possibilities out there - they aren't scarce
[–]chingona_cabrona4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Or she fakes to make him stop already. Sometimes even if you say you’re not into it and there’s nothing he can do to make you have an orgasm, they’ll just keep going. As if you haven’t said anything at all. As if they weren’t even trying to make you cum because YOU want it, but because it’s for them. Their fucking egos. I have so much hatred for men like this. Fucking rapists.
Edit: typo.
[–]takethemonkeynLeaveFDS Newbie84 points85 points86 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
The most blindsided I’ve ever been in a relationship was my ex telling me he felt like he could never be himself around me, after he behaved one way for six months, then dropped the facade. Completely blaming me for him feeling like he needed to “put on a show” for me. Basically, studied me to figure out what I liked and pretended to be that until I fell in love, then started acting totally different. The things men do are cruel and calculating. They wonder why our trust issues are through the roof.
I felt like I’d invited a thief into my home.
[–]ZeniiteFDS Newbie32 points33 points34 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I got out of the same relationship a couple months ago. I only cried while breaking it off - been very happy since ditching him and not constantly being around an actor.
[–]takethemonkeynLeaveFDS Newbie17 points18 points19 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’m sorry to hear you went through the same and glad you’re out! I cried so much because he truly fooled me. Now I only feel intense anger towards him. Looking forward to the day when it turns to indifference.
[–]misszazieFDS Newbie118 points119 points120 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Tall isn't a personality tho. I swear the 6'2 men that have zero else going for them is rising
[–]sedthecherokeeFDS Newbie32 points33 points34 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
As an over 6’ tall woman, I can confirm you can be tall and have a personality.
[–]punyhumannumber2FDS Newbie40 points41 points42 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
They mean that being tall isn't a personality trait, not that tall people don't have a personality.
[–]sedthecherokeeFDS Newbie11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Right, I was just confirming the possibility of having a personality and being tall :) men have no excuse
[–]misszazieFDS Newbie9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
5'11 here in total agreement
[–]manwatheil_undomielFDS Newbie3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Another 6'0 here. I concur
[–]Confection_EfficientFDS Newbie27 points28 points29 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ohmylord this is tragically true. As I once told a friend, “Women fake orgasms, men fake entire relationships.”
[–]-captainhookFDS Newbie21 points22 points23 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It’s honestly so embarrassing. How does it feel to have to lie and manipulate to get laid? To know that no one genuinely wants to sleep with the real you? And yet they brag about it lmfao
[–]Revy_Ur_EnginesFDS Newbie7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's why I have more respect for OG players. They will tell you straight up that they're seeing other women and that you'll never have a relationship with them. They're more honest because they are confident in their ability to attract women. Most dudes have to lie to get laid which means they have no game lol. Still avoid both types of men at all costs tho
[–]AcctJustForMeFDS Newbie11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So we fake to not hurt their feelings and they fake to exploit us? They make their motives so obvious and they always look so objectively terrible that it's a miracle for them that pickmes aren't endangered already
[–][deleted] 16 points17 points18 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They shouldn't even asking sex from us. They need to wait.
[–]DeepestWinterBlueFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is the best one yet ladies.
[–]BabyGothQFDS Apprentice1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
and that’s the tea.
[–]4E4MEFDS Apprentice0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don't think I've ever seen a truer post on this sub.
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