Hahaha what. #hobosexual

GigaKarenEnergy · 2021-09-21T18:26:30+00:00

Take a chance on him. Lmao how about no

DuchessDurag · 2021-09-21T20:30:15+00:00

I worked in Human Resources at a police station. A lot of mechanics are known to have lengthy criminal history records.

ComprehensiveAmoeba9 · 2021-09-21T18:25:05+00:00

Wow they don’t even try to hide it anymore. He asks specifically for a single woman. What confuses me is that he’s a traveling mechanic and claims he’ll cover all your expenses but he doesn’t have a car. Something doesn’t add up🤣🤣

pancakejourney · 2021-09-21T19:28:38+00:00

Want to be famous? I can bring you on the news ;)

MissouriBlue · 2021-09-21T19:09:14+00:00

… and you KNOW there’s a Pickmeisha out there, reading this, and chanting “Yes! Pick me!”

🤮

Jaelismyhomegirl · 2021-09-21T22:33:00+00:00

Whaaaaaat? How is this fine specimen of a man still single? Who wouldn’t want to be a free chauffeur and bangmaid??? You only have to quit your job so you can be available at all hours of the day or night to drive him around to his “mechanic” *cough*drugdealer\cough* job. You could even be a career girl, and work for him! He might even pay you enough to cover the gas money and extra wear and tear on your vehicle! Yes siree, nothing unsafe about driving a strange man around at all hours of the night… out to secluded locations… what could possibly go wrong???

Thestral-glow6 · 2021-09-21T18:28:58+00:00

WTF 😳

SakuraGirl88 · 2021-09-21T20:35:54+00:00

Omg 🤮. That sounds like a serial rapist/killer.

PinkBlair99 · 2021-09-21T18:24:37+00:00

Serial killer manslut vibes

Hateorade_ · 2021-09-21T18:38:42+00:00

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

pretty_kill · 2021-09-21T21:28:13+00:00

I feel like there is a really suspicious reason he needs someone with a car. Like he got his license suspended for some reason. He is offering to pay for everything, but can't afford a car.

pumpkin-pied · 2021-09-21T21:50:55+00:00

The amount of consequent exclamation points scare me. Hobo u want a personal driver a bangmaid and a mommy? Pls go extinct already

DallasM19 · 2021-09-21T23:40:16+00:00

The only time I will accept "take a chance on me" is ABBA's lyrics or an abused dog who deserves one.

Otherwise...no 💛.

preppykat3 · 2021-09-21T19:15:41+00:00

Gross.

Bubbly-Manufacturer · 2021-09-22T00:47:34+00:00

Has traveling Job but doesn’t have a car. Ain’t that something.

ItsFreezen · 2021-09-21T21:59:13+00:00

His request doesn't sound that dangerous /s

Equal-Ear2312 · 2021-09-22T05:02:32+00:00

Leave with a stranger?????

What the absolute fuck?💀

Risoa · 2021-09-22T00:09:27+00:00

Oh!! No thanks!!!

MACMUA · 2021-09-22T06:29:25+00:00

I can’t even come up with the words lol

_mooness · 2021-09-22T16:27:22+00:00

Let’s break this down, he’s offering to cover all your expenses while chauffeuring him around. Ok…so that’s most likely going to be a tank of gas per day say $30, plus $0.17 per mile for wear and tear. Federal Minimum wage is $7.25 but double that because she has to put up with you. I’m sure she expects to work 8h days to make it worthwhile for her…so this adds up to $198 per day. He says he’s working there for 5 weeks, so that’s $4,950 in total. I’m assuming she wants weekends off, but if he wants her to work that’s gunna run him overtime hourly rates. Soo in total this guy need to be ready to drop at the least $5k to make this worth someone’s time.

I’d rather work at Starbucks.

huskyhockey451 · 2021-09-22T16:35:45+00:00

Lmaoo I'm imagining a nice family calling a technician to check their ducts and a bum scrote shows up in the passenger seat of a Honda civic with a plastic bag full of tools. When the family decides they actually don't want his services he goes out and sits on the curb while waiting for his ride to come pick him up.

amyanubis · 2021-09-23T19:28:14+00:00

Do we look like Uber?

leekykeeks · 2021-09-24T03:16:47+00:00

More like "Single female asking to get murdered! Need someone to take a chance hiding my body!! Will pay for the rope and ducktape and will throw in a shovel , if you're lucky!"

Title	Hahaha what. #hobosexual
Author	basuragoddess
Upvotes	364
Comments	45
Date	September 21, 2021 6:20 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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