Pacific Northwest LVM starter pack

cherrypollen · 2021-01-03T19:25:04+00:00

Oh god is this true.

It’s only missing “Poly and partnered” and a third trimester beer gut advertised as a “cuddly dad bod”

2021-01-03T19:25:07+00:00

I know I regret moving here lol. It was 2005 and I thought it would be so much better than where I grew up. Men have been disgusting everywhere.

Myplummms · 2021-01-03T20:08:38+00:00

Smells like gaslighting, mommy issues, and a lack of accountability 🙌👏

peachesngrunge · 2021-01-03T20:48:17+00:00

Hahaha, Portland here and this is spot on. I’m ready to leave. Dating here is a joke.

OpenCelebration3 · 2021-01-04T01:37:11+00:00

Top left is spot on. I’m from CA but a lot of socially and politically “woke” or progressive men are oddly enough extremely misogynistic and hateful towards women. Politically im left leaning , but I find that even gravitating towards men who share my same views politically/socially are at their core LVM. So frustrating 😢

Mysterious_Midnight7 · 2021-01-03T19:43:00+00:00

It's the dude with the antlers for me lmaooo

GIfuckingJane · 2021-01-03T21:21:34+00:00

Uh the Country Fair in Eugene. I remember going there once and all these young girls were topless and had their breasts painted with body paint... And there's all these creepy old hippy men just going around and taking pictures of them without asking. Just drugs and creeps everywhere.

basicbagels · 2021-01-03T20:36:23+00:00

Much of this is accurate in NYC as well 😂

dancedance_83 · 2021-01-04T01:19:02+00:00

So basically Austin, TX really is diet Portland bc the dudes are alllll like this except with a damn truck 😂

fdslizzybennet · 2021-01-03T20:26:24+00:00

Aaaaaand that is why I moved away from the PNW 2 months ago and never looked back. It’s scary how accurate this is.

misszazie · 2021-01-03T20:11:42+00:00

Beards don't look better. They just give lazy men an excuse not to shave.

mathsDelueze · 2021-01-03T22:24:03+00:00

Portland resident here - this is so spot on, and never have I been more grateful to be married, and also a lesbian lol

Geocities_SEO_Expert · 2021-01-03T19:56:12+00:00

Good, but the anarcho-communist guy should be holding a $1000 cell phone in one hand, and a bottle of expensive local hipster booze in the other.

And he needs four more arms for a vape pen, some expensive product made from marijuana extracts, a PS5, and a big screen TV.

dancedance_83 · 2021-01-03T23:16:48+00:00

I'm a leftist and I will never date a leftist man because they are always weird and completely full of themselves

Raquel22222 · 2021-01-03T21:57:38+00:00

Forgot the alcoholism

FrequentPoetry · 2021-01-03T18:57:42+00:00

not the brad pitt picture 😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀

randomgirlimok · 2021-01-03T19:54:32+00:00

I would never live there, or date someone whose dream was to live there. I don’t care how pretty it is or whatever, the type of people that flocked there for the $15 minimum wage so they could continue their dream of being a service industry burnout are not the type of people I want anything to do with.

2021-01-03T19:30:55+00:00

Spot on.

mrCNeverSleeping · 2021-01-03T19:34:06+00:00

The accuracy...

candyfox84 · 2021-01-03T19:22:42+00:00

Lolllllll

rightioushippie · 2021-01-03T21:21:10+00:00

Dresses like a four year old.

justic3bon3r · 2021-01-04T07:54:58+00:00

Oh my god men are terrible everywhere 😭

Phoenix__Rising2018 · 2021-01-03T20:07:33+00:00

shudder

2021-01-04T08:01:27+00:00

Lol omg I love this. Its very accurate for Portland.

Mysterious_Service_1 · 2021-01-04T00:18:51+00:00

Accurate!

GoldandGlowing · 2021-01-04T00:33:16+00:00

Not the bow tie 😭

abstractsadgurl · 2021-01-06T01:12:03+00:00

I live in the pnw and this is too damn accurate

brianm1192 · 2022-07-27T23:26:21+00:00

How come most people here curious about healthy non-monogamy are absolute children about its tangible happy futures for folks that want to see if that works for them? I’d say if you’re not ok with it and are monogamous outright gtfo, if you hold your tongue, then ask maybe and find out not just lambast us? Bringing TERF energy here, why?

Title	Pacific Northwest LVM starter pack
Author	fdslizzybennet
Upvotes	531
Comments	76
Date	January 3, 2021 6:41 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/kpq3fr/pacific_northwest_lvm_starter_pack/
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