Red flags on tinder

Nifteroni-and-Cheese · 2020-01-15T17:11:54+00:00

”Call me daddy”

Buy me a car then 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

gursky0 · 2020-01-15T18:25:54+00:00

“Going to rearrange your insides”

EWW. This sounds like incredibly violent rape, no?

thewetdog_ · 2020-01-15T17:28:15+00:00

“If you ____ swipe ⬅️left”

suaveagave · 2020-01-15T17:24:26+00:00

I matched with a guy on OLD and his first message?

“I’m in town for a few days for work. Looking for no strings attached sex.”

That was it. No greeting. Didn’t even at least try to charm me into sleeping with him. Like bruh, what?? Does that ever work for you? God I shudder to think if it actually does. Pickmeishas are like their goddamn life fuel.

drragonbones · 2020-01-15T19:09:29+00:00

Education "university of life"

TheMarbleSlab · 2020-01-15T18:16:30+00:00

Also I forgot “message me first”

Yeah I’m not gonna message you first, stranger. You’re the male here.

pickmieshaexorcist · 2020-01-15T19:17:27+00:00

"just wanna meet new people" "no drama queen" "just wanna have some fun" "my last relationship fucked me up (exageration that fuckboys use to justify why they won't bond with you)" "no negativity" "I'm open minded"

SavvyInNYC · 2020-01-15T20:07:46+00:00

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Ms_Tilly · 2020-01-15T18:42:24+00:00

I'm fine with the height. I like to know without awkwardly asking

Lakersrock111 · 2020-01-15T19:01:26+00:00

Add the “call her daddy”.

nomoreplasticstraws · 2020-01-15T20:42:11+00:00

“If you don’t look like your pictures, you’re buying the drinks till you do” 😟

endorphins_ · 2020-01-15T19:46:04+00:00

tHe GiRlS oN hErE jUsT wAnT iNsTa FolLoWeRs SmH

gcthrowaway2019 · 2020-01-15T20:24:54+00:00

"looking to have some fun"

"__s to the front of the line"

"got some addies let's get crazy!"

"not attracted to (ethnicity)s" or "would prefer a (ethnicity)." Him having preferences isn't the problem but there's really not a nice way to put this. If you're not attracted to certain races just move on. Even worse is "you're pretty for a (ethnicity) girl".

"you must host"

Anything saying he's looking for oral sex (for him). A sex act we get zero benefits from.

Megustalations13 · 2020-01-15T20:25:08+00:00

A few others:

Listing their snapchat
Using every emoji known to man in their bio
Using "hey, hi, what's good, whats up" as their opener.
Want to know anything, just ask.

CuriousCatNYC777 · 2020-01-15T18:14:43+00:00

For men, dating apps are sex apps. Especially Tinder.

Anything more is a happy accident for them: “hey, weirdly enough, I ended up with a girlfriend!”.

Unlike women, relationships are not the goal for them, regardless of what they write in their profiles. They’re just thinking of stuff to write that women may like.. for example they do not give a f*ck about tacos or brunch in reality, but you will see it in almost every LVM profile. LMAO.

Look at your credit card bill (if you pay for any of these), and you will clearly see that it says “DATING / ESCORT SERVICES FEE” as the subscription description. Doesn’t get any clearer.

jazzyjazcons · 2020-01-15T21:13:05+00:00

“My love language is physical touch”

“Good vibes only”

velocifero18 · 2020-01-15T21:50:15+00:00

Not sure if on tinder (been so long since I've used OLD) but "DMs on here are broken add me on snap or kik" always means "I just want to send you a dick pic and this platform doesn't allow me to send pictures

naenita_ · 2020-01-15T21:58:07+00:00

"Message me" and their number. How lazy do you have to be?

2020-01-15T19:35:23+00:00

The entire app

stillcantsee · 2020-01-15T17:15:29+00:00

What’s wrong with 420 friendly?

1) some of us are too 2) wouldn’t those who aren’t prefer to know up front?

bb8-sparkles · 2020-01-15T17:11:44+00:00

Why are tattoos a red flag?

bananasisthisshit · 2020-01-15T22:29:01+00:00

Disagree on the tattoo part

janeaustenfan99 · 2020-01-15T18:04:00+00:00

I'm actually okay with the kink terminology.

Title	Red flags on tinder
Author	TheMarbleSlab
Upvotes	108
Comments	86
Date	January 15, 2020 5:05 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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