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[–]arnezuaraFDS Apprentice 353 points354 points355 points 4 years ago* (8 children) | Copy Link
This guy is a clown 🤡 No self-respect, just entitlement and audacity.
I remember (pre-FDS) a guy once asked me on a coffee date, then claimed he lost his wallet 10-15 minutes before we were supposed to meet.
Funny how he kept mentioning he lost it over and over, hopeful I’ll give in and offer to pay myself.
I played dumb, expressing just how concerned I was for him, since this was an emergency! Poor thing! He was so romantic, since he tried to meet me when he should’ve been looking for his lost wallet! /s (never told him the last part)
It was so satisfying to have his plan backfire 😂
[–]purasangriaRuthless Strategist 95 points96 points97 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
How did he pay for his coffee? Poor manlet.
[–]arnezuaraFDS Apprentice 76 points77 points78 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Probably with another woman’s money, lol.
[–]royaldetourFDS Newbie 43 points44 points45 points 4 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Hahaha this is perfect 🥰
[–]arnezuaraFDS Apprentice 102 points103 points104 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I still think of him sometimes, wondering if he’d ever found his wallet 😳 God bless him, that gullible little thing.
[–]babyeshonaFDS Newbie 5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Hahah then who paid for coffee?
[–]arnezuaraFDS Apprentice 22 points23 points24 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
He told me he lost it before we met. So I just went to get myself some coffee and did homework there.
[–]babyeshonaFDS Newbie 7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Good. So he just sat there ? Or this conversation was on phone? :D
[–]arnezuaraFDS Apprentice 9 points10 points11 points 4 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
It was on the phone.
[–]catlady4uFDS Newbie 190 points191 points192 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Good response! I am picturing Mr. Broke with a surprised Pikachu face at the end of that exchange. He really expected you to pay. Wow.
[–]Thestral-glow6FDS Newbie 162 points163 points164 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Um what. Dude if you’re broke you have no business trying to date. Wtf, he really expected you to pay?! Block.
[–]Ambitious_Cup5774FDS Newbie 126 points127 points128 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Is he really broke or is he just fishing for free shit🤔
[–]ShieldMaidenLagerthaFDS Disciple 38 points39 points40 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, seriously, this sounds like a racket!
[–]Lemon_bars_addictionFDS Disciple 114 points115 points116 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Honestly cringed, he should be embarrassed
[–]NotYourCirceFDS Newbie 8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My go-to response now: “how embarrassing for you!”
[–]thicctoriaFDS Newbie 99 points100 points101 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Girl, I hope you blocked him. Gas money is the bare minimum you’d expect him to budget in for each month. This is probably a hobosexual.
[–]creamtart_FDS Apprentice 61 points62 points63 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
While I would never explain myself and just block and delete, if I ever faced this situation, I would text him the number to a charity emergency financial assistance line to deliver the final blow to his audacity 🤣
[–]msxchrisxFDS Newbie 121 points122 points123 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Of course he'll turn this around and call her a gold digger. She isn't interested in funding him to take her out. GOLD DIGGER
Then she doesn't want to pay for their activities when out? GOLD DIGGER
He'll want to have sex of course.. unprotected obviously so she can prove she isn't a prude. But God forbid she don't want to be impregnated by this clown and be stuck supporting him and children as well as herself for the next 20yrs
But she's a GOLD DIGGER
Insert eyeroll
[–]BBQCoolRanchQueenFDS Apprentice 54 points55 points56 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If he can't afford gas, he sure as hell can't afford condoms. Block and delete.
[–]vbych76FDS Newbie 43 points44 points45 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So he tried to assign you a new position "picker of the litter" . He knows the garbage truck ain't riding itself 🤣
[–]sruslywhythoFDS Newbie 105 points106 points107 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
His grammar was enough for this date to of never happened...
[–]shockingupdateFDS Newbie 30 points31 points32 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hopefully he’s multilingual. If that’s the best he can do with his only language…oof.
[–]HengroenAndLlamreiFDS Newbie 39 points40 points41 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Forget the gas. Grammar like that tells you all you need to know.
[–]miss_peach94FDS Newbie 26 points27 points28 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
'im broke buh buh pls, muh penis'
[–]BasieSkanksRuthless Strategist 24 points25 points26 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
When I was so broke that I coudn't afford to put gas in my car, dating was the absolute last thing on my mind. Instead I worked my ass off to improve my financial situation. This guy is an absolute bum.
[–]jisooturtlrabbitkimFDS Newbie 21 points22 points23 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Omg
[–]Fearless-CookieFDS Newbie 22 points23 points24 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
He could walk, cycle, skateboard, rollerblade… Options are there. And why would a stranger pay for his gas?!
[–]sruslywhythoFDS Newbie 7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Really though! One of my friends dated a super broke guy but he would still make it to her on his own by riding the bus for an hour and then skateboarding the rest of the way.
[–]Fearless-CookieFDS Newbie 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wow that sounds really cool! Sometimes it reminded me of those old movies when the guy is broke, they are afraid to let the woman they are courting know and they would rope in their buddies to help them with the situation. Like if they don’t have their wallets at dinner, they would pretend they do in front of their date and secretly get help from their friends. How times have changed!
[–]DeterminedblondeFDS Newbie 16 points17 points18 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wow how desperate do you have to be to act entitled to telling your date they have to pay for your petrol 😐 such a turn off
[–]ccro7FDS Newbie 10 points11 points12 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I think this one is a catfish
[–]Impossible_Mud_7599FDS Newbie 9 points10 points11 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“Omg” he was really expecting it. Who is raising these lil boys??
[–]BlackMasalaFDS Newbie 8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is sad. The audacity of this man. The fact that he was shocked when she said No, shows you the level of entitlement these men have. The bar is in hell! I feel sad for straight women out there, damn.
[–]Geocities_SEO_ExpertFDS STRATEGY COACH 7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
We have to re-normalize refusing to entertain broke or "broke" men in any way. Too many girls watched Aladdin and Lady and the Tramp and grew up to think broke men could be that way. IRL you're just dating an ugly fat Jafar with no job or car.
[–]PinturaMagnificaFDS Newbie 12 points13 points14 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
SAVAGE!! 🤣
[–]alichuchuFDS Newbie 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“No I will not.” Iconic!!
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