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[–]idiosyncraticg1FDS Apprentice 264 points265 points266 points 5 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
I wish they had something like this for men.
[–]Sage_PlanterFDS Disciple 179 points180 points181 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
As if they'd ever use it.
[–]RabidWenchFDS Disciple 69 points70 points71 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Imagine, if you will, the smell of unwashed ass and ballsack overlaid with a heavy dousing of Axe.
Oh, you meant soap.
[–][deleted] 11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I saw some flushable wipes recently called "Dude Wipes". Apparently buying flushable wipes is only for women? It just further solidifies the belief that a lot of men do not adequately wipe their ass because it's "feminine", therefore (in their eyes) it's homosexual to wipe their own ass.
[+]OrangeyPanda375 points 5 years ago* [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
There's not a single inside or outside part of a woman's body that hasn't capitalized on her insecurities. Meanwhile, men look like broken sunburnt thumbs and don't have a care in the world.
[–]honeybadgerattitudeFDS Newbie 97 points98 points99 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Cackling at “broken sunburnt thumbs”!!! 🤣
[–]meetme__atsunsetFDS Newbie 209 points210 points211 points 5 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Isn't this what a shower is for? I don't get it.
[–]2340000FDS Apprentice 148 points149 points150 points 5 years ago* (6 children) | Copy Link
I HATE feminine "odor" products that gaslight women into thinking they smell. Every facet our patriarchal society says women aren't enough! That we should hide, constrict, and minimize ourselves.
We do not need Summer's Eve, Vagisil, etc. Just wash, dry, and never put lotions or fragrance down there. Never. All vaginas have a unique smell. Of course it shouldn't be rank or ripe smelling, but using an excess of products for "odor control" will give you odor! 😫
[–]OrangeCatsAreNiceFDS Newbie 49 points50 points51 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Exactly! Plus, do you reaaaaally want to be with a man that doesnt like the smell of your private parts? That brings a whole new set of worries and troubles. (Of course im talking about a clean person).
[–]pascalinesFDS Newbie 12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sidebar but I actually LOVE vagisil- but for skin rashes…it has the highest % lidocaine of any OOTC product (I believe) so I use it for bug bites and stuff.
[–]saint-jezebelFDS Newbie 118 points119 points120 points 5 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
Sidebar: Couture Aesthetics sells sac wipes which are for men and their sweaty balls (listen, i follow her just trust me, I’m not being mean).
Back to the topic. This, as usual, puts the onus on women being clean and prepared while men show up with smelly balls and questionable hygiene. It’s always the women’s problem and it’s just sickening at this point.
[–]warinmymind94FDS Disciple 162 points163 points164 points 5 years ago (14 children) | Copy Link
I actually used to really like summers eve I am sensitive to a lot of body washes down there, but seeing this being marketed this way means I am going to stop buying it. The implication we smell "fishy" and need to "wash" to get rid of the odor before sec is a turn off. All vaginas have a natural odor but if its bad or anything else is going on then you need to go to the doctor.
[–]Big-Paleontologist13FDS Newbie 111 points112 points113 points 5 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
balls tho. have you ever smelt ‘end of date night’ balls 😆🤮
[–]mashibeansFDS Apprentice 86 points87 points88 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Let's not forget "cheese dick," which develops after they haven't washed their dicks in a while, and it's especially pronounced in un-circumcised men. I'm sorry for sharing this, but women need to know all the sorts of grossness related to men.
[–]catlady4uFDS Newbie 22 points23 points24 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ewww
[–]Emergency-Feed8216FDS Apprentice 36 points37 points38 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Odor is also the sign of a cheater. Staph bacteria, including the dreaded MRSA, can be sexually transmitted. According to infectious disease specialists, MRSA smells like cheese. Double ew.
[–]_queeeen_FDS Newbie 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
wtf 🤢
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
[–]Emergency-Feed8216FDS Apprentice 16 points17 points18 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Search online for organic DIY recipes as a transition away from chemical products that destroy the balance of positive bacteria. I say "transition" because products for internal use shouldn't be necessary at all. Unless you're having sex twice a day, not even water should be necessary. The only thing I might recommend that does no harm in daily use (for those not allergic) is virgin coconut oil, which is naturally antifungal and can double as lube.
A good all-around health tip is finding a highly rated oral probiotic and eating mountains of fresh vegetables daily, especially steamed greens. Body scents are primarily dictated by diet and gut flora. Sugar and fructose are the devil in that sense-- destroy flora balance. In fact, science is increasingly tracing nearly everything related to health to the microbiome, including cognitive and neuro health.
[–]GeorgiaPeach_94FDS Apprentice 8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I'm interested in hearing more about coconut oil! I often live in remote places where there's zero industrial products available, but the one thing they have is coconut oil they produce themselves.
[–]Emergency-Feed8216FDS Apprentice 16 points17 points18 points 5 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
It can cause breakouts on the face if someone's prone, but once you're out of the breakout stage and you don't mind smelling a little like suntan lotion, you can use it for nearly everything. Face, hair, body moisturizer, makeup removal, lip balm, stir frying, baking or... sex lube/candida-prevention.
My teen daughter has 3b hair and I have 3a and coconut oil is excellent dressing in winter or dry weather, though it's not super protective for heated styling. I just keep the heat down because I prefer not to use chemicals.
There was a so-called study claiming coconut oil was bad for the heart. It turned out to be funded by the junk food industry and I read a breakdown taking apart the science.
The jury is still out on that. I can only say that my labs for bp and cholesterol are that of a 9 year old boy and I use tons of high fat coconut milk powder in coffee and recipes. Anyone with a family history of heart disease should get frequent labs to track any changes if they significantly change diet.
Edit: coconut milk and oil are very low to zero carb, don't drive up blood sugar, skew gut flora or rot teeth. Replacing milk with coconut milk would arguably improve breath and body scents as long as no sugar/fructose is added.
[–]ithastobenewThrowaway Account 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hey I know this is way way late but I wanted to let you know that coconut oil is a risky lube -- it can disintegrate condoms. I use sliquid, which is safe for condoms and toys. It's made of water, plant cellulose, guar gum, and citric acid for pH balance. Completely botanical, vegan, cruelty free, and water based. I like it because it's made out of things that wouldn't be harmful if eaten, so I know it's okay to put in my body.
[–]luvmyvulvaxoxoFDS Disciple 8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Please do not use coconut oil as sunscreen. It has basically no SPF. And I had a dude use it as lube unknown to me. He gave me a yeast infection. You’re safer just buying regular lube.
I have used it in my hair but it’s makes your hair super oily. It might take a week to wash it out.
The coconut oil craze is overblown.
[–]Cultural_Training249FDS Newbie 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I've never got that & I thought it was stupid. First of all you don't put soap inside of your body anyway so "down there" is specifically talking about washing the skin between your legs in your thigh area and your crotch. You can have odor or more odor down there because there is no space between your body parts and there's a lot of rubbing together so it doesn't get to breathe like other areas of our skin.
Like a fat person who has roles that overlap They are funky between those rolls because there is no breathing There is no air getting in that sweat is just sitting there and not being able to evaporate properly. It's similar to that.
But I don't buy into the hype/sales and marketing tactic and never have that " down there" is somehow supposed to be very stinky. Yes is certain times the month if you are not cleaning yourself then you can't have a smell obviously. I have actually smelled bad smelling women. I am not lesbian so I was not down there but I mean I actually smelled it from them and the truth is they were bigger woman. On the occasion that they weren't they weren't the cleanest people either and they probably didn't shower or babe as often as they should. But I'm too logical to be tricked into believing that. When skin is close together and touching. Like a lot of people's thighs. That prevents air getting in. The simple solution to that since the beginning of time has been to wash yourself regularly. It's really that simple.... soap and water.
[–]catlady4uFDS Newbie 57 points58 points59 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Someone should make a mockup of a version for men. I lack Photoshop skills
[+]Platipus687 points 5 years ago* [recovered] (4 children) | Copy Link
Here you go
[–]catlady4uFDS Newbie 27 points28 points29 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That works 😂🤣🤣🤣
[–]vbych76FDS Newbie 9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That was hilarious 😆😆
[–]Waste-WinFDS Newbie 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hahahahahaha omg, seems acurrate!
[–]KMDMDFDS Newbie 49 points50 points51 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
A yeast infection waiting to happen…
[–]ferociouslycuriousFDS Newbie 12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes. Plain water is best for that area.
[–]the_ghost_of_FDS Newbie 28 points29 points30 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Our natural bodies will NEVER be enough for them.
[–]Geocities_SEO_ExpertFDS STRATEGY COACH 52 points53 points54 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If a woman has a smelly vagina, it's probably because she had sex with a man with a stinky, dirty dick.
[–]honeybadgerattitudeFDS Newbie 15 points16 points17 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Imma borrow this pic and make a meme
[–]honeybadgerattitudeFDS Newbie 25 points26 points27 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Here it is!
[–]pyonpyon24FDS Newbie 13 points14 points15 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
what on earth
A yeast infection waiting to happen.
[–]Few-Fortune-2391FDS Newbie 10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
When are they gonna make a date night product for guys? My partner can't use scented/soap products effort we have sex or I get a UTI.
Where is the mens "for women's health" range? Smh.
[–][deleted] 8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
For 1 month I got ads for Soap made for Men on YouTube. I didn't understand why until I realized it's the women's job to make their partner use it. Pathetic.
[–]BlueSkiesOverLondonFDS Newbie 9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This has been your semi-annual reminder not to mess with your vagina or vulva, lest your suffer nasty uncomfortable infections.
I promise, you smell totally fine. The absolute state of the beauty industry 🙄
[–]Cultural_Training249FDS Newbie 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why do I need Summer's Eve anything. Let alone some summers Eve Brand wetwipes and soap. As if bar soap which cost a dollar or my bottle of castiles soap which lasts a whole damn year isn't good enough. I hope no women are falling for this stupid and insecure advertising. It's soap in a pretty bottle and spread over a cloth too.
[–]light_workerx3FDS Newbie 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A few years ago when I didn't know any better I used summer's eve for a few months . I remember my ex telling my that his pee pee burned when he entered in me . I stopped using it , went right back to just water and a good shower head that could disconnect . I swear I have never used summer's eve since ! I smell great , I eat healthy and I only drink water . No complaints since! 😅😅 Moral to my story is that our bodies can naturally smell great ! You don't need to buy that crap it is so bad for your vagina !
[–]pascalinesFDS Newbie 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I didn’t understand the caption and thought they were truly making fun of this cleansing product for men’s genitals. And I was like wtf I think that’s a great idea! I’d be appreciative of a man who had a special ball hygiene wash….
But no of course it’s for women. Who already do wash 🙄
[–]DoomlilyFDS Newbie -1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I feel like this would leave behind a chemical taste, and I hate that for him. 🙃
[–]Left-Requirement9267 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ugh, this stuff is just BV in a bottle
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[+]OrangeyPanda375 points [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
There's not a single inside or outside part of a woman's body that hasn't capitalized on her insecurities. Meanwhile, men look like broken sunburnt thumbs and don't have a care in the world.
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Here you go
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