Well played

J0kerr · 2019-07-17T19:14:33+00:00

If they can ask height, we can ask weight. They can fix weight.

Reddit_is_2_liberal · 2019-07-17T16:08:39+00:00

If a woman asks me my height in the first few texts, I just end it. Not worth my time if they're that shallow.

ziggmuff · 2019-07-17T19:11:58+00:00

lol I love "how heavy are you?" not "how much do you weigh?"

And then the "what are the numerical digits..." lol what a dumb bitch.

marakalastic · 2019-07-17T18:09:12+00:00

As a 5' guy, fuck these kinds of people.

fellatious_argument · 2019-07-17T18:32:51+00:00

It's either height or what your job is so they can guess if you're rich or not. I experience the second one more often than the first. Which I've always found weird because I'm 5 foot 6.

wankrrr · 2019-07-17T20:19:19+00:00

I never understand this. If I had the balls to ask a guy his height, I would be prepared to have to answer my breast size or weight.

TheBelowIsFalse · 2019-07-17T19:43:27+00:00

More guys need to act like this. Stop playing their games, just so you can bust a nut. Call attractive women out on their bullshit.

Demonae · 2019-07-17T19:40:34+00:00

I'm 178 cm tall. How many stones are you?

tracedef · 2019-07-17T19:38:09+00:00

Height is relevant so I have no problem answering BUT weight is also relevant, so I'm totally going to use this. :)

Jack-Wayne · 2019-07-17T20:11:47+00:00

Smooth? More like a ton of bricks dumped on her.

melodicdeadite · 2019-07-18T08:05:38+00:00

Yeah there are certain questions that really used to depress me when meeting a girl as I felt she was stripping me down to a set of statistics to decide whether or not she was interested, like 1)what height are you 2)what's your job 3)why do you have a knife? 4)stop chasing me 5)please let my children leave the house,theyre innocent

boba_bih · 2019-07-17T19:51:08+00:00

I wish more girls appreciated shorter boys. My boyfriend’s 5’7” and I hear all the time that he’s ‘really short for a guy’ like yeah ok Bethany and you’re really heavy for a 4’11” girl. Let ‘shorter’ guys feel good abt themselves jeez

Kos-ensues · 2019-07-17T20:34:19+00:00

A big reason why I messaged my now gf was because she didn’t have a height requirement in her profile. Turns out people that don’t give a shit about things like that are actually pretty dope.

ohyeahilikedat · 2019-07-17T20:56:28+00:00

Asking for the weight is still more decent question than height. Because you can change your weight but not your height.

IronicTunaFish · 2019-07-17T19:53:12+00:00

As a moderately tall (6’2) person, I get angry for my brothers that get shit on for being “short”. Being shorter doesn’t make you less of a man or a bad person. Shit, one of my best friends is a 5’3 man and he’s one of the kindest people I’ve ever met and any woman would be lucky to have someone as kind and giving as him.

jockey10 · 2019-07-17T19:49:55+00:00

Not an issue anymore (married, kids, etc), but I always found that height was an excellent filter for shallowness.

If she doesn't care that I'm short, she certainly doesn't care how much money I make.

I'm 5'2, it's basically 'The Great Filter'

Supplyitwell · 2019-07-17T21:50:12+00:00

She’s so dumb she doesn’t even understand the irony when he asks, he has to explain it to her.

Yeet256 · 2019-07-17T21:06:54+00:00

Both short and tall guys are cute. Change my mind.

mundentime · 2019-07-18T01:33:32+00:00

From all the 5’4 brothas out there.. thank you.. i had two girls in my way at a bar once... i was trying to get to my seat.. they were on the heavy side.. i am on the short side.. i’m am army brat.. so i have manners.. i said excuse me.. a few times. they didn’t pay attention.. finally i had to say, excuse me i’m trying to get to my seat.. she goes.. oh i’m sorry shorty.. and then i go.. no problem fatty.... her 6’4 bf and his two equally tall friends didn’t like that. she yelled.. i was on my second date with my future wife, even more future ex wife.. but i was alone and got into an argument with them.. they didn’t kill me (and they def could have.. reference height diff) but here’s my thing.. SHORT PEOPLE CANT DO ANYTHING ABOUT OUT HEIGHT... but it’s funny to joke about it.. Fat people can lose weight and help their condition, but it’s not funny to joke about. l fuck a double standard. you call me short.. i’m gonna call you fat. NOTE - i am secure with my height.. i don’t give a shit.. i am fine being 5’4.. i am extremely witty and funny bc if of my height bc i can’t fight and that was my defensive mechanism... But i can still pull chicks and love my life... so fuck a person that can dish it but not take it!!

EJR77 · 2019-07-17T22:47:53+00:00

Height can’t be controlled. Weight can. It’s not even an equivalency

Turanka · 2019-07-17T19:38:38+00:00

I’m genuinely irritated with this fad. It’s perfectly fine to have a preference but it supposed to be polite about it. I mean I’m 6’7 and could be all smug but I feel bad for the guys that have no control over that, not like the giant women in this image that could get up and change their image

11bNg · 2019-07-17T19:02:36+00:00

She looked fat fron her picture anyway

GotSomeMemesBoah · 2019-07-17T20:42:22+00:00

"Because actually height and weight are two different things wow what a pig calling women fat on the internet just pathetic mmmmmmmmmmm blocked bye bye sweetie" "Why the fuck did you send a picture of barnie"

bohenian12 · 2019-07-18T01:24:45+00:00

Women: says what she prefers about men Men: Okay cool.

Men:says what she prefers about women Women: ReEeEEEEeeeeeEEEEEEEE!!!

Its like we're not allowed to have standards.

TheForbiddenFool · 2019-07-18T01:45:31+00:00

I'm 5'10' and I get shit on for not being 6ft+

feels bad man...

c0c41n33 · 2019-07-17T18:58:26+00:00

Bitches are fucking dumb

Kil1m3pl3s3 · 2019-07-17T19:43:57+00:00

r/comedyflogging why the fuck is the Barney there

finallapdance · 2019-07-17T20:27:59+00:00

Just look at buzzfeed quizzes for women trying to construct the ideal boyfriend. Always a question of how tall he is.

JohnnyLakefront · 2019-07-17T23:59:20+00:00

Obesity is not equivalent to height.

One can be managed, the other cannot.

Me4comms · 2019-07-17T19:00:19+00:00

Ha Ha HA HA ha H Aha Hh aah ahahhahahahahahha aha ha... Nice, something new for me to ask woman of Tinder.

dahecksman · 2019-07-17T20:07:35+00:00

I’m 6’1 . I just say I’m 6’2 smash and leave the shallow b ✌️ as all men should. You 5ft? Say you 6ft they can’t tell the difference 😂 small pp? Say it’s 7 in they don’t know.

TheBeardedObesity · 2019-07-18T02:34:24+00:00

If a US girl asks for your height, give it in cm. If she is confused by your response, she is too dumb to date

GeldimGordumGetdim · 2019-07-18T05:10:35+00:00

Ugly 4/10 whore thinking she is hot shit because she has a pussy. Discriminating against my midget brethren. Unacceptable.

MasonTaylor22 · 2019-07-17T22:22:48+00:00

I 100% guarantee that women don't see the irony and double standards here.

zeus113 · 2019-07-17T21:27:17+00:00

Thought I was reading a r/Tinder post for a moment there.

mambome · 2019-07-17T23:45:07+00:00

Damned height supremacists.

TheRapistsFor800 · 2019-07-18T00:23:17+00:00

It’s infuriating when I get referred to as “shorter” being a 5’10” guy.

Longdongsilveraway · 2019-07-18T01:52:31+00:00

As someone who is 6'4" I see nothing wrong with this

RealButterchu · 2019-07-18T03:02:17+00:00

If a girl asks for my height I’m gonna ask for her weight. It’s neither of them matter or they both do.

2019-07-19T12:31:00+00:00

I have a serious question: Since so many women are obsessed with height, should men date short women? What if your son inherits the short height gene from his mother? IMHO, tall men should avoid short women.

yourtrophywife · 2019-07-17T21:15:08+00:00

ultimatedray15 · 2019-07-17T22:49:19+00:00

Doing gods work

mgez · 2019-07-17T23:31:10+00:00

You are the social justice warrior we need but may not deserve.

WreckYourDay · 2019-07-18T00:05:02+00:00

Swiiipe to the left!

Crilbyte · 2019-07-18T01:00:29+00:00

I think the best thing about this, as a woman, is that I genuinely wouldn't care. I love this. Do this. Ask. I'd it matters to them then it can matter to you. If a gut asked me this, even unprompted, I'd totally answer.

Probably doesn't hurt that I'm only 120lbs.

thatjonokid · 2019-07-18T03:29:14+00:00

Even better, height is something completely out of your control, it does usually reveal something about you if you're overweight.

khumbaya23 · 2019-07-18T17:57:59+00:00

should've given her the , are you an innie or outie?

withpoop39 · 2019-07-19T07:00:09+00:00

Ironic that hight is actaly genetic not like wighet

MysteriousPlantain · 2019-07-20T06:55:31+00:00

"Numerical digits" Lmao

slixx_06 · 2019-07-20T16:56:45+00:00

I'd ask for BMI.

Drunk_Henri · 2019-07-21T12:36:53+00:00

If she asks height, she's not worth your time. Look somewhere else.

crusaderlove · 2019-07-23T20:05:18+00:00

Height and weight matters

_minthe · 2019-07-25T18:45:08+00:00

Is there a sub for this kinda stuff? Like a pussypassdeniedtinder or something

Frong_Goshlong · 2019-07-27T04:30:17+00:00

Whenever women post asking relationship advice, I always ask how much she weighs, since the "fairness" question always depends on how attractive she is.

cryptomoonlanding · 2019-07-27T19:34:45+00:00

Yeah she fat

titititiTia · 2019-08-04T15:13:52+00:00

*is a 5'2" 160lbs*

sad potato noises

Skeeterbeater911 · 2019-08-06T19:10:09+00:00

Outstanding move.

Salty-man2000 · 2019-07-18T06:29:52+00:00

TMW the thread is in the "freedom" units instead of metric

cayne · 2019-07-18T17:44:46+00:00

Well played indeed. Somebody needs to put this convo on a shirt would be a top-seller!

FutureSquall · 2019-07-20T18:13:44+00:00

Damn this meme really triggers some people and especially this version.

Shadezyy · 2019-07-21T19:03:19+00:00

This is some r/comedyhomicide shit right here.

Shadurasthememeguy · 2019-07-28T04:29:38+00:00

everybody clap your hands

stevee188373 · 2019-08-01T12:38:39+00:00

What if she just wanted a man of a certain height. Doesnt seem that bad imo. Probably just who just wants to be rude for no reason.

nickblake1 · 2019-10-28T18:47:25+00:00

The point being made here is good but the execution made me cringe

BigBouse · 2019-07-17T19:22:27+00:00

Repost from today? The balls ...

PurveyorofToxicWaste · 2019-07-17T20:35:49+00:00

And weight is something you generally can control. You cannot control height. Tell that to these hypocrites though.

2019-07-17T20:50:39+00:00

Holy fuck stop posting this shit it just makes it worse

LionVenom10 · 2019-07-17T20:11:22+00:00

Respect, this person fully deserves to be 6 ft 3.

keitarno · 2019-07-17T20:41:33+00:00

Cringe post

br541 · 2019-07-18T07:44:50+00:00

I going to guess she didn't respond...

dekaNLover · 2019-07-18T09:16:09+00:00

I don’t understand this. As someone who use to online date, I always wanted to know how tall a guy was so I knew if I should wear heels or not on our first date. His height wasn’t a determining factor for dating him. It was only for my wardrobe choices.

Are women now using height as a reason to date a guy? If so, that’s crazy!

boredgirlO1NE · 2019-07-18T10:57:40+00:00

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JeyCT8YWfjU Is it you?

Rickyspanish33 · 2019-07-18T11:28:20+00:00

I dig this but she also might be really tall. I wouldn't date a girl taller than me

TheModerateBean · 2019-09-07T04:36:01+00:00

r/comedyhomicide

Stevn_McTowelie · 2019-07-17T23:40:54+00:00

I’m a fan of this sub and I agree with most of the posts but I actually have a problem with this one that no one ever brings up.

This is a screenshot from Tinder, literally the only goal of this app is to get you laid. If a chic wants to fuck a tall dude then it’s ok for them to ask. No one uses (or should be using) Tinder to find love love and shit, just go on a date or just straight up meet and fuck, and that’s it.

Y’all are acting like this was posted from eHarmony or something more serious like that. Tinder is 100% about looks. Now is that chic probably a bitch? Yeah, but again they’re both using an app that only exists to get people to meet and fuck.

WompaPenith · 2019-07-17T20:39:30+00:00

I like this post a lot, but with the amount of times it’s been reposted, and the number of pixels it loses on every repost, it’s pretty much been beaten like a dead horse at this point.

SleepDeprivedUserUK · 2019-07-18T09:08:27+00:00

This isn't comparable, it's awful. I mean really this is a disgusting post, really doesn't equate.

Height is something we have little control over, like breast size, should have asked her about how big her tits were.

Weight, is something we have control over 98% of the time.

trashcanhannah · 2019-07-18T20:54:10+00:00

5’0 bitches don’t care how tall you are 😔✊ but it would be nice to have a tall partner so i don’t pass on the short gene to kids if i can even have any

tr3k · 2019-07-17T21:07:03+00:00

/r/Badfaketexts

semiccimes · 2019-07-17T21:36:54+00:00

this post is more cringe than anything

adimitri7 · 2019-07-18T00:18:00+00:00

This is a repost

WeeabooHunter69 · 2019-07-18T01:29:33+00:00

Hear me out, I could never date a guy who's shorter than me (180cm/5'11"), but I have a very healthy weight

bucketscometh · 2019-07-17T20:18:48+00:00

Is there a subreddit for these? I don't get how this is a pussypass being denied.

memedealer22 · 2019-07-17T20:14:49+00:00

I'm 6'0 guy. if I a woman asked me this I'd be cool with it beggars can't be choosers

Sqadward · 2019-07-18T02:40:41+00:00

This is kinda r/comedyhomicide

MAKAZEN · 2019-07-17T20:00:12+00:00

And then he proceeded to not get laid.

Hadlie_Rose · 2019-07-17T20:37:19+00:00

I mean, I'd ask this out of curiosity. It wouldnt have an effect on my attraction to him. But I really wouldnt wanna tell him my weight.

hans_updeskirt · 2019-07-17T23:30:57+00:00

When this sub isnt posting a psycho bitch trying to fight a guy its really cringey lmao

Spitzly · 2019-07-17T17:04:37+00:00

If you all dont downvote this shitty screenshot that has been reposted 1000 times I will lose all hope

ZK686 · 2019-07-17T20:56:29+00:00

My wife is petite... but super hot. She looks like a young Gina Gershon. I was super stoked when we met and she said she only dated dudes over 6'. I'm 6'1"... I don't care what anyone says, my height got me the woman of my dreams. 15 years later, and I'm still thankful for my 1".

ThatWelshGamer · 2019-07-18T04:49:58+00:00

6'5 here. Why the fuck does it matter?

BlasphemousToenail · 2019-07-18T01:36:54+00:00

I don’t have a problem girls asking about a guy’s height. Some girls just like tall guys. It’s called a “preference”. That doesn’t make them shallow.

OhManOk · 2019-07-18T00:53:05+00:00

"Women aren't allowed to have preferences in people they date"

GxPand · 2019-07-17T20:31:23+00:00

r/thathappened

raaaaaveNN · 2019-07-17T23:06:34+00:00

What a fucking retard, and not the girl

VinentPlayzCR · 2019-07-17T23:14:53+00:00

Cringe, get the fuck out of our sub with this shit

Title	Well played
Author	Vishwesh_Dayal
Upvotes	11757
Comments	485
Date	July 17, 2019 3:53 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PussyPassDenied
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/pussypassdenied/comments/ceeovq/well_played/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/PussyPassDenied/well-played.1070046 https://theredarchive.com/post/1070046

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