So I don't know if anybody knows about me or how often I am able to post but I'm a truck driver so going out and finding a relationship is something out of my bound in terms of practicality right now.

Anybody knows truck drivers it's probably that we listen to way too much Sirius XM talk radio . (RIP ANTHONY CUMIA)

I've gotten tinder and on OKCupid and I found decent to moderate success in bedding lots of 7s a couple of 8's. I also will advise you the less you put on your profile on OKCupid the better.

But I'm tired of having to search through muck to get through to the gold... And I was listening to Sirius XM play a commercial about this advertisement for a company called “its just lunch”

So I thought, heh.... Why don't I hire someone to look for me :

I was on my way to scale out my load and this commercial comes on for its just lunch... And since I'm making pretty decent money I wouldn't mind affording dating service... To search for matches for me. So I decided to give them a call,

Let's just say “Perky Penelope” answered the phone. We exchanged pleasantries and I went straight for business....

I asked her first off how much would this dating service cost She said USD $ 2899.99.

I was like okay no biggie, she asked what I did as a profession and my general area where I was going to be choosing to date from . To which I replied the southeast preferably the middle to northern Alabama region and am an over the road truck driver.

She then asked me what age range of women I was looking to date , to which I replied ages of 18 to 28.

She sounded unsettled with the answer that I gave her... Started to stammer and stutter and then spat out with:

“Well CrimsonDeep you need to be more flexible with your restrictions... I mean, how should I put this, We have plenty of clients in the 28-36 age range since you are 29, I feel these would be a better match for you. ”

We go back and forth about why I shouldn't and blah blah blah.

Upon finding that my trailer was loaded by some rookie and that I had 39000+ lbs on my drive tires I decided to take my annoyances out on this chicks hamster and just say some shit that would offend her : “You know, I don't want an older woman. I want a younger one that's seen less cocks than a urinal and still has some fertility left if in case i want to start a family if things get serious ”

Sensing anger in her voice I heard Perky Penelope devolve into Pissy Pamela and state

“Mr CrimsonDeep this dating service just isn't for someone like you

TL;DR It's just lunch is a dating matchmaking service that specializes in taking your hard earned money to cater to post wall women. Just stick with tinder and fuck girls from there for free