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[–]TheOriginalBigApp 288 points289 points290 points 4 years ago (29 children) | Copy Link
A website got her pregnant? Amazing 🤡
[–]kidruhilrefused to play 2nd fiddle to saint overdose 204 points205 points206 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
He did it. The app did it. Men did it.
Anything and everything except "I did it"
[+]rp_whybother 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm pretty sure the good man has already cum and gone.
[–]Snoid_Jr. Hamster Analyst 79 points80 points81 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The Virgin Mary doesn't have anything on this lady.
[–]mistralol 54 points55 points56 points 4 years ago (15 children) | Copy Link
Virtual reality has come on leaps and bounds
[–]upsidedownbackwardsI like a nithe rathberry thpritzther 36 points37 points38 points 4 years ago (14 children) | Copy Link
Seriously. There's so many VR compatible sex toys now. You can stick your virtual dick in someone and their vibrator will go off on the other side of the world. There's even vibrating dick rings and even some fleshlight like toys compatible with it, though those are still in their infancy!
Women will see this as a threat. Guys having pregnancy free sexual relations with a constant easy to access stream of horny people? With an initial cost of $800 or so? (Basic setup I have, a current consumer good setup with sex toys is $1600-$1800. And it can also be used for gaming!). I guarantee women will be the leaders of shaming guys who have fun without them. But make fun of them using any sex toy and you're an awful person against women's sexual liberation. If you call them pathetic for laying in bed alone with a fake dick you will be the ultra downvoted one. But I won't be listening. I'll be eating ass without needing to brush my teeth after!
[–]Wuts-Kraken 23 points24 points25 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Even better: They won't be overweight, delusional, entitled, broke and have two mouths to feed.
[–]mustangfrankjust nuts for copy+paste 13 points14 points15 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Or take 1/2 of your stuff using common law marriage.
[–]Typo-MAGAshivasshole. giga-shitlord. worst mod EVAR. 22 points23 points24 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
There's so many VR compatible sex toys now. You can stick your virtual dick in someone and their vibrator will go off on the other side of the world. There's even vibrating dick rings and even some fleshlight like toys compatible with it, though those are still in their infancy!
[–]razuten 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bruh don't do it they'd still say you're the father
[–]Impressive-Cricket-8absolutely adores added alliterative appeal and assonance 9 points10 points11 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And it can also be used for gaming!
I love how gaming is only an afterthought.
[–]moorekomUrban Hoe Guerrilla 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
I'm tempted to change his flair after reading the last line. What do you think, u/typo-magashiv?
[–]Typo-MAGAshivasshole. giga-shitlord. worst mod EVAR. 6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
LOL, I gave him his current one to bust his balls, and he's been a good sport about it. I even offered him a chance to write his own when I promoted him from Junior Hamster Analyst to Senior Hamster Analyst, but he declined, saying he actually liked his current one.
But yeah, maybe it's time to change it up a little...
[–]jzdelonaintrospective wahmyns 5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
I don't know the backstory behind his flair but I absolutely love it.
[–]Typo-MAGAshivasshole. giga-shitlord. worst mod EVAR. 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
There was a thread in which the discussion segued into drinks people enjoyed, and he said he liked a nice raspberry spritzer.
I had wanted to flair him already, and saw a chance to playfully bust his chops.
[–]mustangfrankjust nuts for copy+paste 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I have to agree. I have been pedaling a broken hamster wheel for over 2 years.
[–]Typo-MAGAshivasshole. giga-shitlord. worst mod EVAR. 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
*peddling, as in selling.
You know, the mod who set it as that isn't on reddit anymore. I can revert it to the one I had it as...
Or something like it...
[–]mustangfrankjust nuts for copy+paste 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'll stick with it. I am so used to it. If I think of something, I will contact you. Thanks for the offer.
And he is really bad at giving flairs.
[–]HowDoIGetToHyrule 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's a fucking legendary line for sure :'D
[–]fuzzy_brbTo the streets does she belong 20 points21 points22 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Accountability and self reflection: women’s kryptonite
[–]careytommy37 8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The power of modern technology
[–]manfrom-nantucket 7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Modern technology....it's a marvel
[–]mustangfrankjust nuts for copy+paste 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes it is. I have not caught and STD's since I have Norton Internet Protection.
[–]car23975Skittles Man[🍰] 9 points10 points11 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
So can a chick get pregnant from vr?
[–]Land_of_the_Losersthe-niceguy.com 7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I know a chick who clicked on a link she got on SMS, and then she got AIDS. True story.
Wrapping your smartphone in a condom is the responsible thing to do!
[–]mustangfrankjust nuts for copy+paste 8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That is why there is virus protection on the PC, so you cannot get STD's.
[–]Beneficial-Shower-42 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's the internet these days. The Russians hacked her vagina.
[–]AlinYBN1 111 points112 points113 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
So here she is back on the hook-up app.. after getting pregnant by the ''no-good loser'' she is attracted to.
Is she looking for the bailout ..or the next hookup? Maybe both?
As always, i feel sorry for her future kid, having to suffer because of the mother's poor choices but it is what it is.
Women like her are the choosers, unfortunately and this post shows it.
Let it burn.
[–]Glittering-Meat3088 39 points40 points41 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Doing the same fucking thing and expecting a completely different outcome. Textbook definition of insane.
[–]Funny_Wolverine_9 15 points16 points17 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
i feel sorry for her future kid, having to suffer because of the mother's poor choices but it is what it is.
Feminism. This is what feminism wanted. Bastards being born and women who have no clue what they're doing except the fact that they can spread their legs to whoever they want.
[–]Hayekr 7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Is she looking for the bailout ..or the next hookup?
"Yes"
As do I. The child -- if a boy -- will more than likely grow up without a positive male role model and have a higher chance of becoming another professional laggard and/or crime statistic. If a girl, she will more than likely follow the same path of her mother and continue the destructive cycle of single motherhood which has disintegrated the Black community.
[–]mustangfrankjust nuts for copy+paste 5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
If the man was a loser or not, she chose to get pregnant, just like a lot of post wall women. This pregnancy was not a buzzer beater and she wanted it that way. No doubt, she will try for at least one more maybe 2 if she can find a man to finance it all.
[–]fickle_fuck 75 points76 points77 points 4 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
"a good man will come eventually"
You mean after Chad or Tyron come in you first...
[–]upsidedownbackwardsI like a nithe rathberry thpritzther 23 points24 points25 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It's like their single mother parent never made them pick up their toys. They're just waiting for some adult to swoop in, pick things up for them, and make them dinner.
[–]k0unitX 9 points10 points11 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This analogy is too good.
[–]mustangfrankjust nuts for copy+paste 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
"a good man will come eventually, but he will have to wait untli Chad gets done.
[–][deleted] 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
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[–]mustangfrankjust nuts for copy+paste 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Beta will have to supply a financial statement of his worth.
[+]FreeDinnerStrategies 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Got her alpha genetics. Now beta gets to pay for it. Dual mating strategy at play here, despite any thot telling you it’s not real.
[–]skeletonshorror 49 points50 points51 points 4 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
The camel toe is strong with this one. 🐫
[–]ArrowGantOnenot a cheap slut; buy him Wendy's instead of McD's 19 points20 points21 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Unless she is Canadian, then it is called a "moose knuckle".
Edit: If there is a moose emoji I don't know how to make one.
[–]Mental_Pitch9385 7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
A moose knuckle is the male counterpart to the female cameltoe.
Unless you are implying she is one of those rare individuals with a female penis?
[–]Saianna 10 points11 points12 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
gotta fight the itch :P
[–]littlestminksMarried Wahmyns 51 points52 points53 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
“I’m baAaAaack”
Got pregnant. Blamed the site. Then comes back for more. Sounds fine.
[–]mustangfrankjust nuts for copy+paste 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It just happened. I had no control.
[–]littlestminksMarried Wahmyns -1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah and if you have to say “I’m not mad” ……you mad lmao
[–]Anonymous_fiendWahmyns 44 points45 points46 points 4 years ago (23 children) | Copy Link
Too bad there isn't a cheap pill that could prevent pregnancy from causal sex /s If G-d didn't want her to get pregnant she wouldn't have conceived. He gave her a blessing. It's not like the Bible condemns sleeping around.
But for real why was there such a fight for accessible & free birth control for no one to use it?
[–]user84893093748959Jr. Hamster Analyst 39 points40 points41 points 4 years ago* (3 children) | Copy Link
why was there such a fight for accessible & free birth control for no one to use it?
The difference is between the thing versus the power over the thing. These women don't really care about free birth control or the children; they care only for the power that comes from having the choice and having the children.
These women would rather have full control of a house that's on fire and burning to the ground than live with a husband and their children in a warm, comfortable, family home.
These women would rather have 100% ownership of $100 than shared ownership of $100,000.
These women would rather watch her child taken to jail and yell "I love you" than stand with her husband at their child's college graduation.
These women would rather demand their children give her money in retirement than provide an inheritance of family wealth to her children and grand-children.
[–]Blackbarnabyjoneserrors are from phone potato 8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The difference is between the thing versus the power over the thing. These women don't really care about free birth control or the children; they care only for the power that comes from having the choice and having the children. These women would rather have full control of a house that's on fire and burning to the ground than live with a husband and their children in a warm, comfortable, family home. These women would rather have 100% ownership of $100 than shared ownership of $100,000. These women would rather watch her child taken to jail and yell "I love you" than stand with her husband at their child's college graduation. These women would rather demand their children give her money in retirement than provide an inheritance of family wealth to her children and grand-children.
This is the most genius true shit I have read on here.
[–]redveinlover 6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They also just like having something to complain about. If it wasn’t “keep your laws off my uterus”, it’d be something else.
[–]9b807a94cd717be9a7a1 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh, don't worry they do abort and use of the pill ... on who ? On the children of the betas they encounter during their prime and even beyond that, as long as their needs are fulfilled and the income/safety influx is ensured (by their husband or father or any other man). The child that does not get aborted (whatever the mean used) is Chad's or Tyrone's. While men see her infant as a proof of her failure to land a respectable husband, these modern women on the other hand will perceive it as a success proof that she's been able to get in the bed (hopefully it didn't happen next to a dumpster) of the said Chads and Tyrones.
In other words, contraceptives are used by women to eliminate betas children and consequently their genes (a strategy that extends as far as the wish for a child support extorsion) from the reproduction. But the post analysis of this strategy demonstrate that it produces the opposite effect, namely given that they are single mothers the betas mentally is propagating faster than any variant.
[–]upsidedownbackwardsI like a nithe rathberry thpritzther 17 points18 points19 points 4 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
One of the most retarded lines that can leave someone's mouth are "and I decided to keep it". It's always someone who is going to get government benefits, never someone that has to worry about their own finances. It also usually implies that the baby daddy didn't want it but she went through anyways because "my body my choice".
It ruins lives. Her life because now she'll never amount to anything but a welfare baby factory who ends up in extreme poverty once those government checks run out. The baby daddy will probably spend his life broke, barely living paycheck to paycheck. The kid will have a much higher chance of ending up in jail. The grandparent may have to give up their retirement to deal with a kid because the mother can't make any good decisions. Taxpayers get drained for a child that the mother doesn't pay attention to and the father didn't want.
But "My wallet my choice" is sexist because it's a decision made after actually weighing their options, the consequences and the future. Good choices are a tool of the patriarchy. Plus that assumes women want our money which is A STEREOTYPE! The reason why they want a good stable man at 35 totally isn't because they're looking at spending their life in a 2 bedroom apartment with 4 kids.
[–]Land_of_the_Losersthe-niceguy.com 15 points16 points17 points 4 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
One of the least intelligent women I've ever met (who also attempted to mooch money and favors off of me, with very limited success) ended up getting pregnant off of some "asshole" gym rat (her words). But "I'm going to keep it." I'm like, "maybe you shouldn't." "Well, I'm going to keep it."
I swear to Christ, she went into it with both eyes open. This woman had the IQ of the wad of lint under your bed and she was only semi-prepared for adult life. I'm not a believer in arranged marriages, but I think she would've benefitted from her parents saying "This is your husband, we vetted him for you, now you go love him and do everything he says." She would've been better-off.
[–]Anonymous_fiendWahmyns 7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It's very rare for someone to be in poverty if they're married, no bastards, & graduated high school. And their children usually end up better than children raised by single mothers. The bar is low. Lol you think her parents can make good decisions and raise a kid any better...I mean look at her. It's the marshmello test- immediate easy $, love from a child, feeling important bc a mother, and attention from men with a higher smv vs putting the effort to find and keep a good man to build a life with. The problem is they want it all when those are contradictory lifestyles.
You and titsandwits89 need to write here more often. Why? You may affect White Knights, Blue Pills and others who don't like this site. Your writing is valuable because we male/female want a better world and relationships. Us men want good women and women want good man. By exposing bad behavior, people learn.
[–]titsandwits89Wahmyns 8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
As someone raised by a woman similarly it’s not just the chances of being incarcerated it’s: poverty, lack of upward mobility i.e. going to college is rare/challenging, especially when those kids go to low income schools their entire lives, being faced with the fear of homelessness, constant violence, higher risk of abuse in all forms, hunger, high risk for mental illness, lack of access to medical treatments… I could go on forever. I had a really fucked up life. I made it out decently but my brothers were not so lucky. One died in the streets and one is a grunt for the military.
[–]mustangfrankjust nuts for copy+paste 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You need to write here and tell us your life, so men and women can learn from it. You have the female view that is missing and overlooked by women and the haters of WAATGM. It like your handle, clever.
[–]titsandwits89Wahmyns 5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thank you. Haha nah. I just get downvoted to hell. Called a misogynist. Damn me to hell for living my life in a way that minimizes suffering, and for having my own life instead of “finessing a man” for every dime.
[–]Blackbarnabyjoneserrors are from phone potato 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
IT's rough.
I may not have had it as rough as you.
But the INERTIA.
The INERTIA you KEEP when you experience PEACE AND QUIET in your first place for the firs time, will KEEP you in the SHITTY JOB, not trying to have a future.
Because
A SHITTY MCJOB, without them around, sleeping on a bed that came with the room, washing your ass in the sink in the bathroom,
IS FUCKING BETTER THAN BEING RAISED BY THEM/AROUND THEM.
You're not a shooting star, you're like a REFUGEE given asylum and you don't know how to deal with the past 20+ years.
So you just sit and do whatever. Happy to be torture free - while your friends Finish college and start families.
THE INERTIA.
[–]Growupchildrenn 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
At this point I think the patriarchy is the snap-on man because they have truckloads of tools
[–]qsdf321 6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If only such things existed, alas.
[–]Land_of_the_Losersthe-niceguy.com 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
It needs to be given-away by the bucketload on every street corner and every subway car and every amusement park ride before it's truly accessible to everyone!
[–]Blackbarnabyjoneserrors are from phone potato 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
It needs to be given-away by the bucketload on every street corner and every subway car and every amusement park ride before it's
truly
accessible to everyone!
OK, YOU ARE HALF RIGHT.
You want BIRTH CONTROL to be uses unfailingly for FREE EACH AND EVERY TIME?
Give it to the men.
Give men, MALE BIRTH CONTROL, that makes them shoot blanks.
THE WORLD will change 180 in 10 years.
[–]Land_of_the_Losersthe-niceguy.com 6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago* (4 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, but then women would have to negotiate when it's conceivin' time. And, like, that would give a man some say in the reproductive process and make it less possible to trick a dude about paternity, so that'll be a hard sell for a certain slice of the ladies out there.
My ex fiancee said, in a particularly head-spinning moment, that she would NEVER trust a man who was on the pill. Because he might try to trick a woman into conception. Men are ALWAYS pulling pranks like that, aren't they.
[–]Blackbarnabyjoneserrors are from phone potato 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yeah, you are right about women.
BUT ME WOULD TAKE IT. Religiously. ESPECIALLY the CHADS.
The negotiations would be the ones women have with normal men.
But who am I kidding?
They'd find a way to CHEAT that too.
she would NEVER trust a man who was on the pill. Because he might try to trick a woman into conception.
Like there are soooooooooooooooo many advantages to paying child support, insurance and other costs if you are not with the woman.
[–]NoonTimeHoopsMVPJr. Hamster Analyst 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It is used. It is just selectively used. No one gets accidentally pregnant any more.
[–]PeaceMaker_6969 27 points28 points29 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
"Got my greatest blessing"
[–]asdf333azaSenior deluge-style poster[S] 23 points24 points25 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Chad's sperm donation is a blessing.
You men should be honored she is giving you the chance to raise Chad's sperm with your money.
[–]droden 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
its an honor to get friend zoned in a marriage just so she can emotionally and finically ruin you. step up! be a REAL man!
[–]tiernach 5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's a few extra bucks from the government each month
"Got my greatest blessing" and society's curse.
[–]lvmaccordingtofds 19 points20 points21 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
It's the website's fault, not the fact that I had unprotected sex with a guy riddled with red flags just because he had a brick for a jawline and was broad shouldered!
[–]Land_of_the_Losersthe-niceguy.com 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That Bay Networks server should've been wearing a rubber.
[–]Common_Exercise2683 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oooh I thought she accepted the cookies of the website damn
[–]BobbingForBunionsSr. Hamster Analyst 16 points17 points18 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She sounds absolutely vapid.
[–]asdf333azaSenior deluge-style poster[S] 16 points17 points18 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She about to be a single mom at 30 years old and still hasnt learned her lesson.
[–]corytrevor710 15 points16 points17 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Translation: I Let a random dude bust in me so I’m gonna pretend like it’s a blessing, now come spend money on me
[–]SleazeballGang 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Translation 2: The wall was coming so I wanted to get knocked up because the men ain’t hollering for me no more. I can’t afford to freeze my eggs, so I let the first guy that I met on this app buss all up inside this coochie.
[–]mustangfrankjust nuts for copy+paste 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Exactly. She didn't want to take the chance on a buzzer beater.
Translation 3: I'm not pregnant (yet) but want y'all chads to hit it raw.
[–]windycityguy11 13 points14 points15 points 4 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
Sounds like she’s blaming the website for her baby?
[–]Typo-MAGAshivasshole. giga-shitlord. worst mod EVAR. 14 points15 points16 points 4 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Anyone and anything but herself.
[–]windycityguy11 8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Classic am I right?
[–]Typo-MAGAshivasshole. giga-shitlord. worst mod EVAR. 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Oh yeah
[–]Bob_and_Virginiabeware of Shawskank Redemption 5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
To blame
is the name
of the game
to avoid the shame
[–][deleted] 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
[–]Typo-MAGAshivasshole. giga-shitlord. worst mod EVAR. [M] 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Comment removed for rule 1.
The word "simp" is rarely going to go well here.
We don't shit on other men who are still plugged in to the gynocentric matrix.
If you edit your comment accordingly and reply to this one, I'll reapprove it.
[–]SleazeballGang 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Oh yeah, I forgot about that rule.
[–]mustangfrankjust nuts for copy+paste 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Use blue Pill. It is safer and pisses off the Blue Pills who come here.
[–]SleazeballGang 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That’s a good call.
[–]ProbablyNotYourSon 9 points10 points11 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sounds like he came already
[–][deleted] 9 points10 points11 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
No, you're currently pregnant and single because you chose to have unprotected sex with a Tyrone (and it's definitely a Tyrone. Women like this don't choose black men like me) before you got married.
Don't blame the app for your shit choices.
[–]Land_of_the_Losersthe-niceguy.com 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Maybe you should try wearing your hat sideways, gesticulating truculently and swearing more? She'd be head over heels for you!
Whatever you do, don't mention your advanced degree and how you got a scholarship to college by winning a statewide computer-programming contest. That'll dry her right up.
[–]Bob_and_Virginiabeware of Shawskank Redemption 12 points13 points14 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oooooh! 😍 She likes you, OP. Are you gonna like her back? Are you gonna text her? Tell her how much you looooove her! 😂🤣
[–]manfrom-nantucket 9 points10 points11 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's right kweeen, the number of men who are waiting to wife up a 30+ year old single mother is enormous....just keep believing that....snicker
[–]houseoftolstoyUnchivalrous Christian 8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That good man is far less likely to be interested in you since you recently proved that you are way too easy to get into bed and therefore not a good candidate for a long term relationship. How much does anyone want to bet she only emphasized finding a good man after she got pregnant by a different one?
[–]Saber_tooth81 8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Unfortunately for her, a man did come…inside her!
I’ll see myself out now
[–]upsidedownbackwardsI like a nithe rathberry thpritzther 6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Is she powering up or something? Her single mother thot abilities are over 9000?
[–]mrdaruis 5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
A good man, half life 3 and pigs flying are all coming at the same time.
[–]NBA_MSG 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Damn son, that is one strange bukake video.
[–]sleepyweaselisawakePlowing his way through muck 8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Thanks to this dating site..."
Not, "Thanks to my own actions and inability to use birth control."
[–]user84893093748959Jr. Hamster Analyst 7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
This one is for the comic relief. :)
I like her face, but I question that jacket with that body suit, black fingernails and a lip piercing, and a lanyard with keys and what looks like pepper-spray.
a good man will come eventually
Good men come all the time. Will she be able to taste the difference?
Yes! You hear that guys! It will be our turn... oh... "eventually"? when the hell will that be?
Got my greatest blessing so I'm not mad
She's referring to the sperm, not the child.
yet... you're not mad yet.
Let's talk in 13 years when you're mid-forties, past the wall and over the cliff, and your "greatest blessing" starts to show more independence and test limits. The first year is when kids are the easiest.
[–]Saianna 5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So her spreading legs to chad becomes a blessing.. We got new religion boys!
[–]saberwarthogshow us where the Patriarchy touched you on this non-binary doll 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
there's a time for everything a good man will come eventually.
Well, that would be a big change for once, Hun... The ones you seems to usually let come aren't shit (but sooo hawt...), so this begs the usual question.
No, I won't say it, it's obvious from her picture that she can't answer me as she is beaming up back to the USS NCC-304 WAATGM.
[–]InevitableOwl1Swipes with a dictionary in hand 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What is her greatest blessing? I am confused. Her unborn child?
It should be no surprise that she has disavowed any accountability. It is the dating site's fault. Not hers. But she is still on it...
[–]RealMcGonzoJr. Hamster Analyst 7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Her greatest blessing is getting knocked up by somebody who doesn't want to stick around?
What's her second greates. . . wait. I don't want to know.
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
In a room full of clowns, ensure you honk the loudest.
[–]kapriece 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That tinder report says ladies swipe right on 5% of men. Chances are her baby has siblings within months of hers by the same old Tyrone.
[+]Silver-Discipline550 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Keep waiting i guess
[–]stubstunner 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It sounds like a good man already came.
[–]NickTesla2018Built his own hamster wheel 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Another cream pie princess. They need to make a Disney movie already.
[–]LordFlakkko 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Must be another strong independent woman who is just absoultly helpless to who she lets into her axe wound. She just couldnt help herself from banging chad unprotected. Nope she bares no responsibility. Just a wh0re qween doing wh0re qween sheit.
[–]NoNameAvailableSee 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It that moose knuckles or a baby bump
[+]vegasbadboy702 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well if at first you don’t succeed try and try and try again huh. Chad or Tyrone got you preggers but don’t despair hop back on that app. Second time will go much better I’m sure. I feel bad for this kid. Ugh.
[–]slipkid223 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Seems like a good man already came, all up inside you...
[–]careytommy37 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A good man will definitely cum
[+]maruadventurer 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think a man has already cum and not eventually.
[–]redveinlover 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A good man will come eventually. In the meantime, a lot of shitbags will come in and on me
[–]Mannnddd 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nice toe
[–]titsandwits89Wahmyns 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Is there REALLY a “good man” that saves hoes like these? Shes 30 dude like do you not know what happens when you get raw dogged that late in life? Delusional.
There are men for this type of woman.
I worked with a programmer, late 50’s, 5’8” and 300 pounds. I am in his office, at 7:00 AM. He has a picture of a woman, early 30’s, on his PC screen. He proudly points to the photo that he paid $1,000 for the coat she is wearing. They have never met in person, only on line. He is beaming with pride. I am thinking WTF? He should have spent the money of weight reduction. WTF x 1,000,000
I worked with another man, late 50’s, who met a girl on line, in Connecticut, he in Texas. She was 32 had 2 kids by different baby daddies. For months they communicate. One day he gets a sextext. “Does it look like I just had a baby?” He asks where daddy is? No response. This goes on for about 2 weeks, then she gets serious. She wants money, and a lot. She says, if you don’t send me money, I will show these sextexts to your brother. He says, if you do that, I will show them to your parole officer. Why the hell is he wasting his time on a criminal with 2 kids, now 3?
This same man helped a prostitute out. She needed a place to stay for a week or so. BTW No sex between them. She goes nuts in his home. He calls police to have her removed. Once out of jail, she comes to get her stuff. He is at work. She takes a statue and throws it through the front window of the home and takes her belongings. Below is another story of the same man, but with a different women. BTW No sex.
I got a text dated December 2, 2020. “I paid off my home and that pissed her off because she wanted me to buy her a car. I gave her the Infinity
She wanted a new car. A Mercedes. So she is really pissed.”
I have talked to this man several times, but he is so damaged he is beyond redemption. He knows he is being used, but will not prevent women from using him.
He took another woman on a $30,000 cruise around the world. When the trip came to an end, she split, never to be seen again.
[–]MYANONYMOUSUS 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A good man will come eventually...
Looks like he already did
[–]CentralAdminSr. Hamster Analyst 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why wasn't she trying to make the good man come years ago?
Why now after she got pregnant by some guy she cannot rely on?
[–]hitchhiker83 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Love how it has nothing to do with her choices
[–]SalvatoreFontana 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I had a girl drive 2 hours to have dinner with me. Before the date I asked her does she have any kids, to which she said "not yet". Next day at the restaurant, she told me she is 6 months pregnant and is looking for a baby daddy. The real baby daddy has a girlfriend. Anyways, I fed her (it was Thanksgiving, and all the best for the child), but that was it. I was very disappointed.
And women would complain if you ghosted her. It is your fault that you will not man up and safe her.
[–]No-Musician468 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Gurl your time has looooooooong since passed
[–]bgovern 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sounds like at least one man already came.
[–]LBK-201 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She really put that giant L in her Tinder bio
[–]TheSilverShade 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Looks like a good man already "came" eventually Get it ? Cause she's preg...
Nevermind I'll see myself out.
[–]gashejje 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The good man came inside her and left
[–]NoFaithInThisSubInfluencer in Gomorrah 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
yes he will, and he will be driving, away, who knows, maybe he left his own wife years ago, ,maybe he wants to be alone, but either way he chose to be a driver, something not good or alpha enough for most women, but the driver knows his routine, and knows where to go, something too mundane for most, but in his mind, he is on the delivery, and he will, one day, show up with your cat food, wine and tears to look back. He is your delivery man...
[–]Old_snowboarderJr. Hamster Analyst 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don't know if it was a good man but a man definitely came already.
"A good wallet will come eventually."
Fixed her post.
[+]justaguyinbrooklyn 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
it's amazing how many of these cunts get pregnant and then are single, truly bizarre
[–]SirLoose12 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm sure she's learned her lesson...
[–]DarthBroker 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
lol.
Eventually.
[–]jmpiresJr. Hamster Analyst 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Of course a good man will come eventually. At least one "bad" man already came. But she could have chosen outside...
Me: Now, at 30, she learned her lesson on Bad Boys. It only took her 10 years
She: My past is my past, and now I love good men.
Me: sure.
[–]Jbr74 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Looks like he's already come once,
[–]BigAggravating1299 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I guess she can have about 5-6 months of Chad's and tyrones dumping full loads inside of her and no worry of pregnancy. Lucky guys
[–]nineworldseries 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Holy camel toe
[–]bigantennaemay1 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Currently pregnant and single thanks to this dating site
XD Lol, wtf. Take responsibility for own poor decisions, why don'tcha?
[+]Kiraishot 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I meen if we still can fuck when your pregnant then im down
[–]ObsidianAdonis 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"There's a time for everything a good man will come eventually"
Hahahahahah (wheezing) hahahah.
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