We have two bathrooms upstairs, master and the kids. And one bathroom downstairs. I always take a shit in the morning after my coffee. If I'm taking a shit (like I am right this minute) and she needs something in the bathroom she huffs and says "I wish you would use the downstairs bathroom. We use both bathrooms when we get ready."

Now, if I apply the golden rule and I switch roles I don't see myself asking her to shit elsewhere so I expect the same. It's just weird. Shitting is a natural part of life. Yes, it stinks but ok.

That's the golden rule, how would you guys apply the red pill rule?

Tldr: literal shitpost