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[–]caesarfecit 115 points116 points117 points 3 years ago (16 children) | Copy Link
She's trying to see if she can rattle you. Laugh at her like she's your bratty little sister trying to troll you.
Part of the price of being bald is learning not to give a shit about being bald.
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[–]Skizznitt 37 points38 points39 points 3 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
Pro tip, the bald, shaved head look goes best with a muscular frame. Ever since I packed on significant muscle, I get compliments on how good I look with a shaved head, might be something to look into. Either way, fuck it, if a chick doesn't dig you because you don't have hair, she's pretty shallow and most likely not a good partner. I don't think that's the case here though, she's probably just playfully teasing you.
[–]kakeporyou21 10 points11 points12 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Couldn’t agree with this more, looking muscular and being bald is such a great look. If you can get a tan that helps as well
[–]RideTheRim 7 points8 points9 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Plus beard
[–][deleted] 16 points17 points18 points 3 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Can't really say someones shallow for not being into a bald head. Different strokes for different folks. I for example don't like obese women. Doesn't make me shallow
[–]hse7148 8 points9 points10 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Not quite the same thing though. You can’t do a whole heck of a lot about being bald. You can make a conscious effort to lose weight and look better.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That's irrelevant, but for the sake of this discussion, change weight to age. Preferring women under 45 is not shallow. Not likin bald dudes isn't shallow. They can lose weight but they can't become younger. Preferences don't make people shallow.
[–]Diskriminierung 1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Funny, your reasoning is why I see it the contrary… If a potential mate is not in shape, it tells me something about their personality.
If someone is older than 45, there is nothing they can to about it. It‘s OK not to be into old people, but I find it weird you seem to consider it shallow to have a body type.
[–]Dafiro93 8 points9 points10 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I don't like women who go with the goth aesthetic. People are allowed their own preference lmao, it has no bearing on how they are as a partner.
[–]Day9125 2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yeah but I've met women that have a snarky attitude about it. Happen to be bald myself. This chick was like "all my men have hair". I asked her something like if she had something against bald dudes she went "it's not my problem". She honestly came off bitchy and it turned me off anyway.
I won't bother with condescending or overly negative women. I don't hate my life and I'm not always positive but I'm not gonna let women make me feel bad for something that is beyond my control. Fuck em.
[–]Dafiro93 -1 points0 points1 point 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Then move on, I don't get why you guys have such an ego. I'm Asian, some women don't like me but I literally don't give a second thought lmao. I'm not going to change her mind, so I don't bother trying to talk about it. I don't ask her something like if she has something against Asian dudes. I just move the fuck on because she made it known that she doesn't like me, no point further discussing it.
If someone doesn't like broccoli, do you try and convince them to like broccoli?
[–]Amikatey 0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah no problem it doesn't have to not annoy you. But now that you know it's a test, it's better coz you wount faol delibrately since she wount even know it's getting you, but you have to show her its not getting you then she will see you of high value and once you know she sees you if high value then next time it may not even get you. Congrats you've gotten stronger. Shit test are never as easy as people just potray them to be man. They really dig deep for most guys it's just that you have to logically recognise it coming and not fumble it then the girl behaves,and you realize you passed the test and then next you can be abit not too hurt by it. But shit tests Hurt man.
[–]PowerLifterVagSlayer 0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago* (3 children) | Copy Link
You failed the shit test.
Agree and amplify but instead you rebutted. You made it obvious that it bothered you.
You did what any insecure chump would do. Because you are insecure.
And that's okay brother. You learn
EDIT: okay you didn't fail the shit test, but you didn't exactly pass either. Is a D a passing grade?
If you want to get an A, then agree and amplify.
"I'm not bald, after 3 hours of looking in the mirror this morning I found one hair"
"I'm not bald, I just forgot wear my wig"
"Yeah weirdly I don't get invited to kids' birthday parties anymore"
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[–]PowerLifterVagSlayer 0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
There's nexting a woman bc you're not a good fit
And there's also nexting a woman bc you want to protect your ego but try to tell yourself it's bc you're not a good fit
[–]delancey851 point 3 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
She’s still initiating contact asking me questions. 😅 You’re right, I was very confident with hair but the bald look makes me feel… not myself. I feel as if I lost my identity and it sucks. With hair it was so easy for me to get girls. Now having to grow out a stupid beard, build muscle, tan (and ruin my skin) and dress differently… sucks... just to attract hot women. The beard is necessary for I am pasty white. With hair, I looked super handsome. And fewer girls look at me now, some still do, but now I’m a niche instead of conventionally attractive. Also, I am not alpha dominant. I am more like the guy in Forgetting Sarah Marshall. 😆 And that’s cool, I like who I am. I think I have a really cool personality. but the shaved head gives off this dominant look that is not me. To be clear, I am not insecure in other areas, I just don’t like the look. I just play the part for I don’t have a choice as a NW 6.
Well, I could get a hair transplant with one of the best Doctors, and trust me, I have done research, but I have 180 square cm to cover, so the crown would be thin, having to slick my hair back to cover it up. The shaved look is the best option for now but it’s just not me….
Only bald men would understand this.
So yes, I am a little insecure about it. She is not picking up on this over text. Few people would pick up on it as Don’t walk around spewing insecurity. I just don’t like the shaved look.
[–]10000ColdNights 10 points11 points12 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’m bald and I’d say about 50% of chicks don’t care, 5% prefer it. Can’t control it just keep shaving it and let it ride
[–]TheVambo 20 points21 points22 points 3 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Shit test.
Own it.
[–]fuzzy_brb 17 points18 points19 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Tip: women only try to rattle/shit test men they’re very into. Be happy you lucky SOB
[–]dontWantToRevealName 4 points5 points6 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Think from this perspective. She's seriously considering you and the only thing in her cons list is the baldness.
[–]Bingo_is_the_man 9 points10 points11 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Ask her why she likes bald guys so much? Easy way to turn the tables when someone throws shade at you.
[–]hairlossthrow4w4y 0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
daaaamn, good answer. I'm not bald (yet) but I'm gonna use this.
[–]Bingo_is_the_man 0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Literally works for anything. Why do you like (insert their insult) so much?
[–]Competitive-Bill-612 15 points16 points17 points 3 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Tell her u cosplayed as Varys from Got, but u still got ur schlong
[–]Shadowboxxin 0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmao
[–]probablysomeonecool -1 points0 points1 point 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Haha this is pretty good
[–]Iloveindianajones 0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Gigachad move over there
[–]neobeto86 9 points10 points11 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Maybe she is just trying to be funny or deep inside she thinks of baldness as something positive.
In this case I think it would be best to wait and see if she keeps talking about it.
Also I believe you are taking the correct approach by joking with that ("yeah, high testosterone")
[–]Bigtime1234 2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I usually just laugh and tell them it’s genetics - same reason my dick is big.
[–]JeremiahJohnson401 3 points4 points5 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
“Solar panel for the sex machine”
[–]sigmoid_amidst_relus 1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Solar panel for the sex machine
Take my upvote you daft dork you 🤣
[–]Smitty-TBR2430 2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Disclaimer in advance: bald for 40 years & fucking proud of it.
Q: my favorite place to take a date? A: Mount Baldy.
[–]Plane_Reflection6053 2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Be playful
[–]questions4college123 3 points4 points5 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think she likes you, and she's making fun of you in a teasing kind of way.
[–]Canadian-Seductioner 3 points4 points5 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's only cruel if you decide to see it that way. Maybe she had bad intentions by saying that, but if you weren't bothered by it, then what does it matter? Own it and prove to her that it doesn't affect you.
"Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you." - Tyrion Lannister
[–]ksarna 3 points4 points5 points 3 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Being bold has nothing to do with "testosterone overload".
It’s not the amount of testosterone or DHT that causes baldness; it’s the sensitivity of your hair follicles. That sensitivity is determined by genetics. The AR gene makes the receptor on hair follicles that interact with testosterone and DHT.
https://www.healthline.com/health/hair-loss-and-testosterone
...and this.
There are a lot of myths out there about balding men. One of them is that men with MPB are more virile and have higher levels of testosterone. This isn’t necessarily the case. Men with MPB may actually have lower circulating levels of testosterone but higher levels of the enzyme that converts testosterone to DHT. Alternately, you may simply have genes that give you hair follicles that are highly sensitive to testosterone or DHT.
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[–]EmotionOutside8271 0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fuck mr-pick-out-a-fact-to-correct! Seeing as people are less likely in early times to actually bring up potential negatives; she probably likes the bald look (alot of women do!) and is floating it into your communication space because she likes dwelling on perks and wants you to go with it 🔃🔃🔃
[–]ksarna 0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Sure, but still the myth lives on. Wish you all the best with the girl though! I think woman usually don't give a shit about man being hairy or bold so whatever!
[–]delancey852 points 3 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Thanks for the wishes mate. I talk to a lot of girls just to avoid disappointment. 😆 Are you bald? Cause I can guarantee you that many women care. As a guy who was successful with beautiful girls in the past with hair, it’s a total shift. Eastern European women don’t mind it, but Scandinavian and German girls? On OkC, I have yet to get a match with a German girl, and they are in abundance there. It’s not a coincidence.
[–]dookiek 1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A woman?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eann2mvwe2g
[–]ShortStuffV2[🍰] 1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"It's true, one time I was taking a nap at the bowling alley and someone tried to pick up my head"
"It's not all bad, my friends never have trouble finding me in a crowd on a sunny day"
[–]delancey85 0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Haha great ones :)
[–]Will_Block03 -1 points0 points1 point 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
fuck that bitch! make her fall in love than break her heart (sigma)
[–]theKnightWatchman44 -1 points0 points1 point 3 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
She's learnt how to 'neg'. Women do this nowadays, probably because the normies/simps have started doing it... we stopped doing that like 10yrs ago. If you want you can neg her back, but personally I'd hold frame and make it seem like you dgaf.
[–]lildudefromXdastreet 2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That’s not negging it’s actually a shit test. It’s been done for decades, it’s not really new lol
[–]pumpkinfox99 -1 points0 points1 point 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
What made the negs stop? What system replaced the basics of the mystery method?
[–]staggerlee718 1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Are you for real nigga?
[–]pumpkinfox99 0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
super real. Mystery method was the basis for all of this, no?
[–]staggerlee718 -1 points0 points1 point 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Tell her, don't worry, my head won't be prickly when it's between your legs.
[–]creativedave73 -2 points-1 points0 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Probably a shit test to see how insecure you are. Just treat it with humor. You can say something like, "Just think, I can wax my head and bend down and you can use my head as a make-up mirror!"
[–]cave79 0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hair today gone tmrw, go down on her do her hard she'll be loving Bruce tmrw.
[–]dump_fool 0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's a joke/tease, it's good that you cracked a joke.
[–]revente 0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Who knows. Get her on a date instead of overthinking.
Play it off and be confident, sounds like a shit teat
[–]incognito3107 0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You can go with "If you go for third strike, there will be a change of batter".
[–]Contango6969 0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That’s a shit test. Don’t react or agree
[–]yeahthatslifedarling 0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No. It just means she's yours and that she speaks up, if it's on the right tone of voice. Obviously if she's nagging or something its another ball game.
[–]great_account 0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Bald guy here. Ummm you know you're bald, just own it. I think I look better than a lot of guys with hair.
[–]delancey85 0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Do you say that to women if they bring it up? Ie, I think I look better than many guys with hair?
[–]great_account 0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
To be honest, I can't remember a girl bringing it up. Usually I make jokes about it. Don't be sensitive about it. You know your bald. Own it.
Yeah true! This was over text, so we can get away with more than in person. I’m a Norwood 6 so I don’t have a choice. The thing is, I have to do so much to raise my level of attractiveness when bald. Workout, tan, wear nice clothes, etc. With hair, it was much easier. But… there are definitely women who are into it, but it’s a change of image. I even prefer wearing black clothes now, and with hair I always wore light colors. Maybe it’s just in my head, but it’s taking some time to get used to. I feel “observed by women.” As in, oh look at him, he’s bald! does it look good… or not. 😅
[–]rwalsh138 0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don’t let her see an ounce of insecurity . Own that bald head and she will respect the shit out of you
[–]Repulsive-Fee393 0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bro if you’re bald you’re bald, own it, stop overthinking what women say, it’s not worth it. If she likes you she likes you if she doesn’t she doesn’t.
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She texted me again this morning. And.. then she sent me pics from a vacation. So you must be right. :)
[–]blue-jayne 0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I don’t know, personally I love bald dudes and I don’t ever bring it up so
[–]blue-jayne 0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Idk I guess it’s just teasing but it seems unnecessarily mean spirited to me
She just brought it up a third time saying that all my head hair moved to my chest. Honestly I am starting to dislike her.
[–]RideProof 0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
“Testosterone overload” kinda made me cringe
Good
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