Background: I am a 26yo videogame/sci-fi nerd, slightly overweight, though not a lost cause (score around 15). I just ended a 5-year relationship because my WIFE was a cheating whore. I discovered r/seduction when I was trying to rebound off my hot spanish friend. I was friendzoned, but intrigued by this community.

So last night I decided to get some practice, thinking that all I would get is rejection. I went to a club down the street and as I was pulling in I was overcome by AA. I remember thinking "WTF am I doing?"... I sucked it up, paid the cover, and wandered in.

I was intimidated by any group of girls that had a guy with them, but I eventually found a section with an open seat at the bar in between two pairs of girls. One pair were HB6's, so I felt most comfortable and tried the "blind date" opener. It worked AMAZINGLY well, and got the conversation going. One girl had a barbell piercing right in between her huge tits. She said she liked my personality and that I was cute. I ignore the piercing for a while then ask her about it. She literally took my hand, and made me feel the bar under the skin... Then she was making fun of a girl sitting a few feet away for wearing a short, tight dress that looked like it was made of electrical tape. First chance I got, I turned around and starting talking to that girl.

Turns out electrical tape girl was Brazilian, HB8, and barely spoke english. I asked her what her dress was made out of, and then about her accent. She was very tipsy, and very touchy feely. I was grabbing her ass within 5 minutes of meeting her.

The conversation started to die, so I went back and talked to cleavage piercing girl. After a while, she and her friend ask me to save their seat while they go to the bathroom. They never came back, but as I turned around I realized that some other guy had already moved in on the hot Brazilian. I took a seat at the bar and discreetly pinched her ass while coyly looking away. She ruffled my hair, and made this other guy BUY ME DRINKS for the rest of the night. He dragged her onto the dance floor, and she turned around to me and winked.. I waited a bit and went out to join them. As soon as she saw me, she ignored him and grinded on me. We eventually made it back to the bar, which was closing soon so I said I was leaving. She took my phone without asking, and put her number in it. I pointed to my cheek and she gave me a wet sloppy kiss, right in front of the other guy. I thanked the guy for the drinks and left.

I expected to get frustrated and be alone all night. Holy fuck, this shit actually works. Why didn't I know about this sooner?? If I can do it, anyone can.

TL;DR - Just got out of LTR, went out solo for the first time. Didn't get rejected, played grabass with hot Brazilian chick who gave me her number.