How to reply to "you probably have a small dick"

HockersRevenge · 2019-04-19T20:56:34+00:00

She’s “shit testing” your confidence. You could spin it back by saying something like “do you spend a lot of time being curious about my dick?”. Tease her for having a dirty mind

She’s telling you that she thinks of you that way

maljo24 · 2019-04-19T22:23:16+00:00

Tell her to suck on it and see how big it gets.

IllStep · 2019-04-19T21:51:16+00:00

In classic PUA theory, the correct response is to agree and amplify, or reframe.

So either, ''Yeah, it's tiny. It's like a wet baby carrot! It's a bit like sitting on a tic-tac. You wouldn't like it''

or

''Stop thinking about my dick, you pervert!! Man, you can't get me off your brain, can you! I'm gonna get a restraining order on you...''

gattaca_ · 2019-04-19T22:48:20+00:00

probably have a small member

Sigh. Unzips.

otivito · 2019-04-19T23:04:14+00:00

“There’s only one way to know for sure.”

MCA_T · 2019-04-19T21:51:25+00:00

I know, I won an award for it once

pirateg3cko · 2019-04-19T23:30:58+00:00

Sounds like an obvious shit test (or insecure behavior on her part) but something simple like "I haven't had any complaints" work for me. It implies you are sexual, bypasses any outright validation to the contrary, and brushes off the belittling.

If you knew her and wanted to be more bold, you can invite her to find out for herself. YMMV.

EveryonesBlackInside · 2019-04-19T23:05:38+00:00

That's definitely not 11 us. More like 8. But that's beside the point

alemeirelles · 2019-04-19T23:38:48+00:00

You can check with your mouth

AljndrRddt · 2019-04-19T20:57:28+00:00

She is shit testing you, girls do that not only to people they like, also feiends etc, she is trying to measure your value as rhe same time she is relieving her insecurities by attacking others, in this case. Just say to her, Yes I have a small dick, but I'm confident with it and know what to do in bed. Or just ignore her. Dont take this seriously... You should now your value even if you have small dick not others tellimg your or making your value crumble with what they said...

HockersRevenge · 2019-04-19T21:03:57+00:00

Doesn’t matter what we think of the behavior, they’re gonna do it anyway, so we need to learn how to “bob-and-weave” when faced with it.

Some girls are rational with it... others use it as a weapon to establish/change power dynamics. Recognizing the behavior for what it is makes it easier to deal with (and I’m fairly new with recognizing it, so no shame in saying there’s something to improve on and build on in our lives)

WhatsReddit123456 · 2019-04-19T21:11:38+00:00

Best reply is to ignore it. Making any other type of reply shows that you care what she thinks. A confident man doesn't care what other people think. Plus, to ignore someone's "shit test" let's the other person know that you see them with low value and that their thoughts are meaningless to you.

_-resonance-_ · 2019-04-19T22:41:51+00:00

Hold up your pinkie with the half-smile. “Yep.”

progressiseverything · 2019-04-19T23:28:09+00:00

You should have said: If you show me yours, I'll show you mine.

That would totally startle her, catch her off guard

fullmeasures · 2019-04-19T23:31:58+00:00

It is pretty insensitive to say and would turn me off on her personally, but I also get how some guys could be game for her bs.

SouthernOhioRedsFan · 2019-04-20T00:08:49+00:00

That's rude. Why would want to do anything other than eject such a person from your life, let alone mollify her?

MCA_T · 2019-04-19T21:50:08+00:00

"so do you"

ajb2998 · 2019-04-19T23:49:56+00:00

EU 41-42 works out to around 8US

LionVenom10 · 2019-04-20T00:46:07+00:00

Tell her to stop body-shaming you. If she’s a feminist, bonus you can call her a bigot misandrist hypocritical body shamer and much more.

ztsmart · 2019-04-20T02:27:06+00:00

Yeah, but it's gonna feel HUGE in your ass

adamcognac · 2019-04-20T02:55:01+00:00

"depends how big your vagina is"

gengam · 2019-04-20T02:55:01+00:00

Hold yourself with enough confidence to not give a shit about what she says because her opinion means nothing to how you perceive yourself. Respond in 3 different ways:

1) Agree with her “If you have a magna fine glass on you I could give you an exact measurement. Actually scratch that... probably wouldn’t be able to see it through a magna fine glass.”

2) Flip it back on her “I see you’ve spent some time thinking about my dick.”

3) just ignore it and go on with your life like you didn’t even notice what she said.

DimitriT · 2019-04-19T23:25:39+00:00

One of the funnies guys I met always said that he had a small dick and crack up bunch of jokes about it. He was funny as hell and had a normal size dick. It's time for guys to realise that nobody gives a fuck about the dick size. What are you going to do with an elephants trunk? It's painful and uncomfortable for the girls. Being able to make her cum is better then having a big dick. And just think about it, girls make other girls cum and they are not concision about their dick size, why should you be? I think that correct answer to this question would be not how you should respond, but the real question is how you should feel comfortable about your dick size. When you are comfortable then it does not matter if you say that your dick is 2 meter long or if its a micro dick.

Flexappeal · 2019-04-19T22:35:27+00:00

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LittleRiff · 2019-04-19T23:10:52+00:00

"It makes me happy."

Recycle0rdie · 2019-04-19T23:54:36+00:00

"It might only be four inches, but it smells like a foot."

"It might be small, but it's SHARP."

deplorable-bastard · 2019-04-19T23:59:36+00:00

It’ll feel bigger in your ass!

thepuagrinch · 2019-04-20T00:05:29+00:00

She literally wants your weeny

PracticalStrawberry · 2019-04-20T00:12:52+00:00

it gets bigger if you touch it

xsaber- · 2019-04-20T00:17:58+00:00

Dude if I were you and was turned on by her I would smile and say " Oh I can show you better than I can tell you it's not."

In your case, you see her as only a friend so replying "You know it only takes one phone call to get a restraining order on you!" Would be an adequate joke to show your boundaries without destroying the friendship.

Mickmack12345 · 2019-04-20T00:20:58+00:00

Yeah usually telling her it is tiny in a humorous manner is a good way to go about it. It shows you don’t really care what she things, and aren’t insecure about that kind of thing anyway, which is generally what a girl would find desirable in a guy

misterandosan · 2019-04-20T00:25:04+00:00

The key to any insecurity/insult is to own it.

Chi-Cam · 2019-04-20T00:32:54+00:00

Say, “ okay, who you been suckin off? Let’s compare. Loser gets sucked off.” Something I came up with on the spot. If you are friends you should naturally be comfortable enough to say thanks like this. Not exactly like this because I’m just a weird person but your own smooth way. It’s more about what you personally do in situations. Not everyone reactions to things the same way tbh.

Principatus · 2019-04-20T00:35:36+00:00

Maybe she genuinely wants to know how big your dick is, and by insulting you and seeing your reaction she can get a good idea of its size.

If you take offense and get butt hurt, it's not worth her time. If you LOL and it washes over you like water off a duck's back, maybe there's a reason why you're so confident about the size of your dick (i.e. it's big).

The girl is doing a litmus test for your dick size, the best she can without actually looking at it.

JustAnotherWanker69 · 2019-04-20T00:37:19+00:00

"damn how'd you know"

Versacedave · 2019-04-20T00:38:16+00:00

Just say some shit like "I might but there's only one way to find out"

iLikethehoney · 2019-04-20T00:46:43+00:00

A confident "alpha male" don't respond to these comments. Let that sink in.

pwalker1029 · 2019-04-20T00:53:39+00:00

Say something like “looks like you’re going to have to find out for yourself”

peniscleet · 2019-04-20T00:55:05+00:00

Be a jerk back. “It’s more than her pussy could handle.”

“Why don’t you stick it in your mouth then.”

“Perfect for anal.”

Forgetful_Panda · 2019-04-20T01:02:05+00:00

"My balls are bigger than your tits".

buttfacenosehead · 2019-04-20T01:11:49+00:00

She was trying to get you to say "oh yeah? Lemme show you". Her approach was terrible, but she wanted you.

Jsieijejeieokkd · 2019-04-20T01:18:04+00:00

Here is two for ya:

1) I know it’s bigger than yours!

2) you are completely wrong I am hung like a bull, bull hamster that is!

hungry-hungry-stoner · 2019-04-20T01:21:41+00:00

You don't. People that play this game is not worth your time and energy imo.

Faiien500 · 2019-04-20T01:23:12+00:00

Tell her your dick is 4 inches. That way when she see’s that it’s actually 4 1/2 inches, she’ll have that whole extra half to work with.

udelose · 2019-04-20T01:32:20+00:00

Could ve just said " wouldn't you like to know"

BrooklynDude83 · 2019-04-20T01:59:12+00:00

Nevertheless... 41 42 is barely 9.5 in the Us...

CoBudemeRobit · 2019-04-20T02:01:06+00:00

Just a grower with high standards

Zandito · 2019-04-20T02:12:08+00:00

EU 41 or 42 is like an 8 US.

ConsiderQuestion · 2019-04-20T02:20:46+00:00

"Roast beef pussy"

glumbum2 · 2019-04-20T02:37:20+00:00

"well now you'll never know"

Then proceed to hard ignore her. She'll become obsessed with you

Luckyluke23 · 2019-04-20T02:58:26+00:00

" Yeah, I do! I have to use a pair of tweezers to find it!"

OR

" yeah, I do! you better start looking for it now, might take a while"

GraveyardZombie · 2019-04-20T03:38:58+00:00

Exagerate her statement and move on in the conversation “My dick is so small you need a microscope to find it”

A_solo_tripper · 2019-04-19T23:09:36+00:00

I'm not even interested in the girl sexually we're just friends and I'd like to keep that way.

This is a subreddit about.... seduction. /r/relationship_advice would be a good place to ask this.

Being that you are asking this question in this sub in particular makes me think you really do want to bang her. If so, why not at least be honest with us? We would be on your side. I don't dig passive aggressive shit.

chadbhava · 2019-04-19T21:41:15+00:00

Theres porn where you dp with a strapon dildo

dj_lonewolf · 2019-04-19T22:47:01+00:00

"Yeah, maybe. But its good enough you to get going. Want me to prove it to u?"

Try this maybe

Title	How to reply to "you probably have a small dick"
Author	throwawaytsom
Upvotes	130
Comments	105
Date	April 19, 2019 8:52 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
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