“Separated” Sheila searching for a special single man to mingle, mooch, and manipulate. Seriously tho, not one positive in this mess.

SnuSnuClownWorld · 2021-08-24T13:53:11+00:00

This is a special wild find!

3 kids + preggo, still lives with her ex-husband (get out of there my man! Nothing good will happen if you stay!)

A litany of health problems, and blames her kids for hair loss? Dafuq bitch?

Oh but you must be 5'10 because of course you do. This special snowflake with nothing to offer except siphoning your money time and attention, she deserves so much better than her husband who provided for her for at least 5 years, and gave her 3 kids (benefit of the doubt given because I'm so generous).

Well at least we know she only sleeps with people she's in a relationship with, as proven by her latest pregnancy 🙄

Welcome to the clown world gentlemen. Please grab a horn nose and take a seat in the clown car so we can watch our society eat itself.

flexicution3 · 2021-08-24T14:00:38+00:00

A whole bio stating nothing but undesirable attributes 😭 it kills me how they think this will attract anybody, much less the top tier men

redditradishman · 2021-08-24T13:53:19+00:00

Feels too awful to not be a troll but they are pretty entitled these days do maybe not.

Feels like one of those "I am the table" types.

NuclearTheology · 2021-08-24T14:08:38+00:00

She lists no positives about herself, is pregnant from the last boyfriend, and still living with the man she's legally married to.

Remember, this is what's supposed to get you enticed enough to start a conversation

droden · 2021-08-24T13:49:07+00:00

mom of 3 4 train wreck. step right up! step right up!

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2021-08-24T14:39:22+00:00

I'm a mom of 3

If I were single and looking, I'd be out at this point. Let's continue for the sake of edutainment, shall we?

don't ask me if I have a job

Bum.

I stay home with my kids

If you actually raise them, then good for you. But I doubt it.

don't ask for nudes

Hah, don't flatter yourself! Besides, I've never asked for them even from women I wanted to see naked.

I won't send you any

Promise?

GOOD.

I don't have sex unless I'm in a relationship

Most men these days won't get into a relationship unless they've already had sex with the woman, and they can tolerate her outside of coitus. Relationships are the reward men give women for good sex and treating us right.

Good luck with that stance.

I have diabetes, anxiety, and depression

I bet they are all caused by being obese.

I live with my ex-husband

At this point, any man with a modicum of intelligence and foresight is going to "nope" right out. Even if she's not still fucking him, who wants the inevitable drama?

I am pregnant from the last guy I dated

WHAT?!

Holy shit, what a train wreck. And the train was hauling dumpsters that were on fire!

but he's a douche

Yet you allowed him to impregnate you! Maybe you should have gotten to know him better prior to conceiving his friggin kid you stupid slore!

and will never be part of my life again

Lucky for him. I think I'll follow suit.

SpreadLoveBK · 2021-08-24T14:09:19+00:00

Not sure if this is real or not but if so she’s got way too many struggles to be online telling a man what she will or won’t do etc.

She’s gotta pick a struggle because you can’t be a hot mess with a failed marriage that has you still living with your ex, 4 kids, health issues etc. She needs to be focusing on how to get her life together.

ransuru · 2021-08-24T14:01:12+00:00

A good story teller she is. Lovecraft mostly

420philcollins666 · 2021-08-24T14:32:09+00:00

I love fishing (probably my favorite hobby) but when I see fish pics in a chick's bio it's always a single mom lmao

Co1onel_Sanderz · 2021-08-24T14:14:48+00:00

Wow, doesn’t work, 4 kids, bald and I bet she’s smokin’ hot to boot. Sign me up.

gooddaysir09 · 2021-08-24T14:32:19+00:00

Ngl some of these bios make me feel good about myself. Knowing ill soon have my doctorate degree, no kids or baggage, stay in shape and am a decent human being I should be fine. Than again seeing what women out here are going for maybe I should be worried.

MAFiA_79 · 2021-08-24T14:32:39+00:00

She is a 6 foot Frankenstein, broke and has four children.

Make a line. 😂

Dumloko · 2021-08-24T16:12:21+00:00

Come on, dude, there is a big positive right there:

She says she won't sent you nudes. She's saving you from watching her horrifying naked body.

SwiftStrik3 · 2021-08-24T16:39:25+00:00

This chick is balding and she has height demands? Jesus the audacity of this 304

Bob_and_Virginia · 2021-08-24T17:17:22+00:00

This has got to be one of the most eye-popping, ridiculous profiles posted here.

Dating apps need to do the right thing and have the equivalent of bio-hazard / radioactive warning stickers for profiles like this.

bdaydragon32 · 2021-08-24T15:34:59+00:00

Isn't that the description of a Roald Dahl witch?

No hair -wigs

No toes- diabetes

She doesn't do anything but look for more children...

thewhiskey_zulu · 2021-08-24T15:38:57+00:00

I just...just wow. Like how do you go through life being this much of a fuck up with this much confidence? Also I've never been so happy to be 5'8 in my life.

Captainbuttman · 2021-08-24T14:30:47+00:00

On the details in the second half there is a measurement symbol with 6’

Does that mean she’s 6 feet tall?

timebandit1975 · 2021-08-24T14:37:38+00:00

i read "also likes fishing" as "also likes fisting". Probably closer to the truth.

2021-08-24T17:39:18+00:00

This has to be the most messed up profile of the year so far. Dear Mods, kindly consider adding this to our Hall of Fame.

F\ck me this bugger could get the first prize.*

incarnate1 · 2021-08-24T18:41:05+00:00

This is the motherload of shitty profiles and one of the most undesirable women I've seen on here. And still, she demands 5'10 and up, because our society has told her she can get it 🤡🌎

KamadoJonathan · 2021-08-24T14:41:32+00:00

I posted this. Why was it deleted? I blurred her name and location

TopShelfPrivilege · 2021-08-24T15:02:55+00:00

Talk about a dumpster fire. I'm not sure how she could've made her life any worse.

akihonj · 2021-08-24T15:28:57+00:00

Every fucking line was a red flag, step right up fellas this is your next headache.

Wuts-Kraken · 2021-08-24T15:47:26+00:00

I almost don't believe its real.

joe603 · 2021-08-24T15:51:39+00:00

Holy cow I don't know if I've ever seen so many Red flags. She should be happy with any man with a pulse at this point

cbgoon · 2021-08-24T17:36:30+00:00

How dare somebody ask if you, an adult, is employed!

DesertLover17 · 2021-08-24T19:48:31+00:00

So she can be picky now after letting "a douche" (her words) procreate with her

CriticalEscapeBike · 2021-08-24T20:49:14+00:00

Words fail.

Joaquino7997 · 2021-08-24T21:10:25+00:00

This chick's got more problems than a math book!

Fuck swiping left, RUN!!!

ronoda12 · 2021-08-24T15:00:01+00:00

Stopped reading past mom of 3

1st10Amendments · 2021-08-24T15:09:18+00:00

Diabetics are often overweight because they are prescribed insulin, which causes weight gain.

Diabetics also tend to have many other medical issues, such as Lisa of sight and possibly amputation if lower limbs.

I’d pass.

Easy-Coconut-33 · 2021-08-24T15:25:07+00:00

Wtf is this. Lol atleast she likes fishing...

Ulfberht75 · 2021-08-24T15:36:02+00:00

She likes fishing (For fish i hope)! That is +1!

Too bad she starts at - 100.

SmallHandsMallMindS · 2021-08-24T16:32:57+00:00

This society produces broken people

Charmingaxelotl · 2021-08-24T17:56:47+00:00

Holy fuck batman

Failedalife · 2021-08-24T18:31:46+00:00

High demands Requires everything Gives nothing

echobelly1 · 2021-08-24T18:52:23+00:00

Also likes fishing.

So not that bad then.

3HardWay · 2021-08-24T19:10:30+00:00

Oh, fishing. I thought she said fisting.

raf-owens · 2021-08-24T19:14:42+00:00

Wow, what a catch!

s1500 · 2021-08-24T19:43:45+00:00

This woman offers less than nothing to the table.

nihilismMattersTmro · 2021-08-24T20:07:18+00:00

These can’t be real. Please. Please. It’s not possible. Please dear gods these can’t be real

OG-Bradley-D · 2021-08-24T20:13:50+00:00

"Sheila" , Why did I suddenly read the title in Crocodile Dundee's voice ?

AdventurousAd5107 · 2021-08-24T20:19:27+00:00

I find a lot of these women have a bad habit of over sharing why? Why can’t they realise it’s not good for their situation? Someone explain

TeeStar · 2021-08-24T20:21:06+00:00

3 + 1 kids, Anxiety and depression, lives with ex.

Where do they find these wrecks. Get your shit straightened out before you start dating.

Pie_sky · 2021-08-24T20:32:35+00:00

"I have diabetes"

a.k.a. she's fat. Type 2 diabetes is fully fucking reversible with proper diet.

nCRedditor-21 · 2021-08-24T21:57:13+00:00

Don’t be surprised, gents. This is the average quality of women in their 30s - they come with plenty of baggage and very little to offer; hell, you’ll be lucky if you don’t enter a dead-bedroom relationship from the get-go.

justaguyinbrooklyn · 2021-08-24T14:59:40+00:00

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

king_of_the_potato_p · 2021-08-24T16:02:05+00:00

No words

GmanRaz · 2021-08-24T19:19:22+00:00

Jesus Christ

I-am-the-lul · 2021-08-24T20:24:39+00:00

Must be terrible to be lacking any kind of 'mental health privilege'.

GanjaToker408 · 2021-08-24T20:25:11+00:00

Wow what a catch, maybe if I was blind, deaf, and dumb.

HarmlessTed · 2021-08-24T21:11:11+00:00

This must be satire...?

babydaddy2000 · 2021-08-24T21:50:45+00:00

Did she just describe a female Matter?

intrepidone66 · 2021-08-24T21:55:18+00:00

Ok...

steveguster · 2021-08-24T22:20:34+00:00

If I was this messed up, the last thing I would be doing is dating. I’d be too embarrassed, kudos to her for having mega-confidence.

adri0801 · 2021-08-24T23:57:19+00:00

Nice find!

alldaycray · 2021-08-25T00:55:11+00:00

Lol I really want to see pics of this lady.

The profile sounds so ridiculous it's hard to believe an actual woman typed this.

Profitglutton · 2021-08-25T03:36:19+00:00

Ew…even imagining this hambeast is taking away my appetite.

LivelyWarmth · 2021-08-25T04:01:28+00:00

Don't push, guys, please form an orderly line. One at a time. Be a man.

PatnarDannesman · 2021-08-25T04:57:33+00:00

Does that indicate that site can allow you to include a height preference?

I wonder if men can put in dress size preference, too...

AnnaBanana1129 · 2021-08-25T05:31:38+00:00

Hold up: is she pregnant with her 4th kid??!!

dav98438 · 2021-08-25T05:40:20+00:00

I think this is the worst one I have seen on here.

NickTesla2018 · 2021-08-25T07:52:10+00:00

This can't be real. Seriously?! They just keep getting worse?!

Braiindmg · 2021-08-25T10:04:12+00:00

Gordon Ramsey voice "Fuck me!"

Mister_McDerp · 2021-08-25T10:24:53+00:00

Why would anyone ask for nudes from that

Selfmade_3127 · 2021-08-25T10:30:43+00:00

bald and diabetes ... fellow men, form a line for those genes ... the government really has to stop paying women like these free money ... the worst genes on the planet procreate like hell ... in all of human history the IQ rose steadily ... but since the 70s the average IQ is falling, ADHD is on the rise and we have armies of useless people

loneliness-inc · 2021-08-24T14:42:58+00:00

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anthologyxxviii · 2021-08-24T19:53:36+00:00

If I were inclined I’d just ignore this whole bio and use her for sex anyway. She’d put out I bet.

Harry_Teak · 2021-08-24T23:12:11+00:00

She forgot "must own van to drive me to Houston to see Dr. Now for my upcoming appearance on My 600 lb. Life."

Yikes. Too bad Jerry Springer's show is gone. He could get a week out of this critter.

40moreyears · 2021-08-25T00:08:39+00:00

Soooo, she’s basically described herself as a series of holes (that wears fake hair), with a terrible life situation, that you only get access to once you’ve jumped into the dumpster fire that is her life. Riiight.

AnnaBanana1129 · 2021-08-25T05:30:26+00:00

Is she the female George Costanza?!!

BluepillProfessor · 2021-08-25T14:16:29+00:00

This must be a meme.

Lives with ex.

Preggo by ANOTHER ex who is a bum (of course).

Diabetes = fat.

Anxiety = bitch

Depression = unpleasant

No sex unless you pay up first.

Even prostitutes don't demand payment up front and they are a much better bet!

DoDo_01 · 2021-08-26T07:01:33+00:00

Stopped reading at I am a mom of 3

freehotdawgs · 2021-08-26T17:28:37+00:00

One of the worst I have ever seen.

SneedPostingHours · 2021-08-27T10:28:18+00:00

I have diabetes, anxiety and depression.

Why would you ever advertise this...

macbreezy911 · 2021-08-27T13:08:31+00:00

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Vikingbeard1 · 2021-08-28T03:37:18+00:00

Hey now, she's 6 foot tall, so she's willing to date men as much as 2 INCHES shorter than her! She's basically a walking charity.

Damacon77 · 2021-08-28T14:08:53+00:00

OK this has to be a joke, right?

QueenCleopatra1 · 2021-08-28T20:51:00+00:00

So...... She has 3 children by different men? I am assuming ex husband is father to two of them, & the last relation was the different man? So she was In relation with another man while living with her ex husband, became pregnant while still living with him? Or did she run back when the douche didn't last? See this is why people need to be so careful who you choose to be intimate with & have children with. It's not fun & games. Your choices do matter as well as past. She needs to know that many men will run from her. Even I wanted to run just reading. What a wreck. Get help

QueenCleopatra1 · 2021-08-28T20:58:03+00:00

I misread, she's currently pregnant? What the hell Is she doing on hookup apps? She don't need a man now, she need to manage her life & be a mother. She needs to stop thinking about D. Think about her mess of a life & her children.

QueenCleopatra1 · 2021-08-28T21:03:44+00:00

She doesn't be intimate unless in relations & don't ask her for photos but listed looking for something casual, or long term? 🤔 Doesn't casual mean not committed or really in relation?

That's like someone saying " I don't do hookups, but not want serious only casual " Huh?

Frosty_League · 2021-08-30T23:43:09+00:00

This cannot be real

loneliness-inc · 2021-08-24T17:01:02+00:00

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Paltry_Poetaster · 2021-09-12T22:41:38+00:00

What a horror story

Title	“Separated” Sheila searching for a special single man to mingle, mooch, and manipulate. Seriously tho, not one positive in this mess.
Author	NuclearTheology
Upvotes	552
Comments	196
Date	August 24, 2021 1:40 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/panjo6/separated_sheila_searching_for_a_special_single/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/separated-sheila-searching-for-a-special-single.1060167 https://theredarchive.com/post/1060167

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GOOD.

WHAT?!