Women of tiktok are listing themselves as Vehicles to attract buyers in a "previous owner" trend. And they flat out LYING about their mileage.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2021-08-28T21:40:25+00:00

addendum: here are links to sanitized versions of the three TikTok videos. Yes, they are real. No, OP did not just take random screenshots of chicks dancing and add objectifying text; these thots objectified themselves.

Last one on the right <-- the sanitizing process removed it along with her TikTok handle, but this one had said "yeah, I wouldn't want me either". If her low number is accurate, then I suspect she's just fishing for compliments (validation). She left off mileage, though, so maybe it's self-awareness of being a mega-slut no one wants to commit to. Who knows.

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/u/asdf333aza - I've said before that anyone can caption any photo and make the caption say anything they want.

You're a consistent contributor of quality material, but we need evidence and authenticity.

Could you share links to sanitized versions of those three videos in the comments? Please do so in a reply to this sticky comment.

I'll leave this post up for a little while, but if you're unable to produce this, I'll be removing this post.

Thanks bud.

(Edit - lol at the shitbird who impotently downvoted my sticky comment, like that'll accomplish something. Watch. I'll downvote it too.)

redditradishman · 2021-08-28T18:23:18+00:00

Guessing stickers are nasty tats? Jesus they're not even trying to hide it anymore. Miles I'm gonna assume is partner count, which seems off. Anyways I remember when women used to hate the car comparison. What a world.

What does crashed mean? Abortion?

But they're not really asking for msrp so it probably doesn't fit the theme of the sub.

Impressive-Cricket-8 · 2021-08-28T18:24:10+00:00

But don't you dare objectify them.

ArrowGantOne · 2021-08-28T18:47:47+00:00

It's more like:

Previous owner: Rental

Miles: 24,901 (I've been around the world on a mattress)

Condition: Outside mostly dent free, but for God's sake don't look under the hood.

Accidents: I take Plan B like a daily vitamin.

Model: Renault Clio & Ford Taurus Hybrid called the Clitaurus

Year: 2000

Stickers: Tramp stamp with the word NEXT and arrow pointing down.

senior316 · 2021-08-28T18:40:06+00:00

Am I missing the part about what they bring to the table?

yellomachine · 2021-08-28T19:14:18+00:00

2002 Plymouth Neon. Held together with duct tape and prayers. Bald tyres, shot suspension, filthy interior. Will swap for Maybach or RR Phantom. No offers. I know what I got. I also have 3 Yugos that are my world. It's a package deal and you have to love them like your own. I don't want any of your Yugos.

Oh and I am still in touch with the car in case I need it on weekends.

ShakenMemeMagic · 2021-08-28T19:50:25+00:00

All I see here are Salvaged titles LMAO

Jeviok · 2021-08-28T19:49:52+00:00

"Damaged and noisy"

imdaad_khan · 2021-08-28T19:43:02+00:00

They leave out the fact that they are clown cars. Or rental cars.

newyorkloser45 · 2021-08-28T19:13:00+00:00

Look it's super narcissistic TikTok thots #301203502, #301203503, and #301203504!!!

velesxrxe · 2021-08-28T20:23:28+00:00

They are basically human trafficking...themselves?

InevitableOwl1 · 2021-08-28T20:05:38+00:00

The "Owners" are the relationships that "count". So the ones that lasted a certain period of time and when they were taken on "proper dates"

No way are they the N count. It is just them taking advantage of the fact that no one has set the rules of what is meant by "previous owner" and so they have chosen the most flattering possible interpretation and hope men just go along with it

What do people think the middle one mean by "No resales" ?

ess2019 · 2021-08-28T19:35:07+00:00

and the oldest is only 20

HDJamzy17 · 2021-08-28T20:14:34+00:00

Remember guys any model older than 2003 is used.

thejynxed · 2021-08-28T20:25:31+00:00

At this point, if they are now thinking that they are used cars, I want a HoeFax.

MGTOW_and_Bitcoin · 2021-08-29T00:41:44+00:00

And just like a used car salesman they're looking for a sucker

asdf333aza · 2021-08-28T20:38:37+00:00

Miles can't be how many times they've had sex. Ima assume it the amount of dicks they've had. And owners are real relationships.

2 relationships and 7 dicks.

2 owners and 7miles (1 dick = 1 mile)

I mean not bad for a modern day female.

I think most of them lying about their mileage. Changing or lying aboutn the mileage of a vehicle is illegal. Straight lemon law violation. You know how girls won't can't ones that we're bad. Or they will say he didn't cum, so it didn't count. Or she only gave him head, doesn't count. The mileage on these vehicles is fabricated.

oh_no_aliens · 2021-08-28T21:04:59+00:00

miles: 3

as in miles of cock?

EndTimesRadio · 2021-08-28T22:00:29+00:00

Owners: They're talking about boyfriends, not fucks. That seems accurate- they have to work to get a boyfriend even at that age.

3 miles? doubtful.

Accidents: Abortions/unplanned kids/unplanned pregnancies or cheating on spouse.

rvail136 · 2021-08-28T19:39:05+00:00

Personally, I think it's hysterically funny. Idiots abound...

ProfaneMonkeyCapers · 2021-08-28T22:44:21+00:00

High maintenance requirements, not cheap to run.

Bored out to handle larger pistons by group of enthusiasts as a weekend project.

Can only run on premium fuels.

Overtuned to the point where it's twitchy and hard to drive safely, requires expert driver with stig-level skills to handle.

OEM airbags replaced.

High-flow exhaust, can be a little noisy and "drones".

Dang, I could keep this up all day (no, not really).

Wildhouse83 · 2021-08-28T19:49:55+00:00

Unfortunately, they forgot to mention the previous "renters".

GiantOfTheSouthSky · 2021-08-28T22:03:38+00:00

Don't worry guys, you get a 100% discount if you're a model or rich.

Scoot_About · 2021-08-28T19:15:38+00:00

imagine not saving yourself for marriage, couldn't be me

TheCounsellingGamer · 2021-08-28T21:15:56+00:00

I find it sad that these young women are referring to themselves as "owned" or having "owners". I know it's meant to be a joke but I take healthy relationships very seriously. People aren't dogs, you don't own them. A relationship is meant to be a partnership, where you love and support each other in all aspects of your lives. I don't own my partner and he doesn't own me. We're 2 fully autonomous beings who make a choice to be together, because we love each other (seriously, I'd jump in front of a bullet for that man and he'd do the same for me).

If the idea of owning someone or being owned turns you on, then you do you; but keep in contained. It isn't healthy to let any kink leech into every aspect of your life. Your life should be about more than just sex and relationships.

_The_Burn_ · 2021-08-28T21:30:16+00:00

.>year: 2002

man now I feel old

TriumphAnt462X0 · 2021-08-29T01:24:17+00:00

"it's clever & cute."

No, it's cringy and degrading.

I can't imagine how useless these women will be in a few years, hell even right now for that matter. I dare anyone to hold a conversation with them above 5th grade level for more than a few minutes.

5235235352 · 2021-08-29T08:49:47+00:00

Tiktok is for low iq retards. Change my mind.

Apprehensive-Win6244 · 2021-08-28T22:02:08+00:00

Women are not property.. or atleast so I've been told.

jamaicanroach · 2021-08-29T00:31:24+00:00

I see they're not bothering to list all the test drivers.

Hakkeshu · 2021-08-29T20:41:56+00:00

Shit I remember Tom Leykis comparing women to cars back in the day and they were furious about it...and yet now here we are.

BabyOutrageous468 · 2021-08-28T21:39:33+00:00

Don’t you hate it when women objectify women.

DeeplyDisturbed1 · 2021-08-28T22:24:48+00:00

OOH! I got this one.

Harry_Teak · 2021-08-28T22:32:53+00:00

Previous owners: 2

Test-drivers: [answer redacted because misogyny]

CentralAdmin · 2021-08-29T00:43:12+00:00

Women complain about being compared to a car when talking about partner counts and their pasts because it objectifies and dehumanises them.

So what do they do?

They create a social media trend where they objectify and dehumanise themselves regarding their last relationships.

PopularBug5 · 2021-08-29T04:34:30+00:00

Imagine that your selling point to men is literally just your vagina and how many cocks has been put inside it.

And you say that men treat you like sex objects.

Nihi1986 · 2021-08-29T22:35:09+00:00

Funny when they objectify themselves...

Do we really need to take care of them and deal with the consequences when It's almost always something they do to themselves?

CriticalEscapeBike · 2021-08-28T20:34:19+00:00

Mine was listed as "new, all features working" but on day one, it was clearly broken, assembled incorrectly on every level and no one took any responsibility for any warranty issues.

I had no choice but to return it to the manufacturer.

No amount of Armorall, tuneups, improved sound systems made any difference.

The brakes worked well though.

akihonj · 2021-08-28T21:12:02+00:00

My god doesn't this show how quickly they'll go from strong independent woman, to leaving their feminist rhetoric at the door and dive head first into look at how desperate I am for somebody to notice me.

To be honest gentleman this is actually quite sad, funny and in no way making me want to get back onto that plantation but still fairly sad.

jkcadmium · 2021-08-28T21:46:54+00:00

It’s funny until it’s not.

Overkillengine · 2021-08-29T01:17:59+00:00

I see much like scuzzy used car salesmen they have no aversion to rolling back their hodometers.

hir0k1 · 2021-08-29T03:15:05+00:00

Hahaha this can't be real. What the fuck? I hope Tik Thot dies soon. It's attracting innocent people into a path of degeneracy.

Unlucky-Inspection78 · 2021-08-29T04:19:34+00:00

Just find it funny that they are now posting their “mileage” to try and get the attention of men.

And most say that their body count “doesn’t matter”

Well, seems to me like it’s beginning to really fucking matter lmfao.

awkarin · 2021-08-29T13:30:57+00:00

the absolute state of modern women

No-Cry-4771 · 2021-08-29T13:47:19+00:00

9 partners at 20? Yuck! Imagine what that number will be by 30?

maruadventurer · 2021-08-29T16:47:47+00:00

Damn, the impound yard must be overflowing!

justaguyinbrooklyn · 2021-08-30T18:17:44+00:00

tik tok is like the land of the dumb bitches. the world is truly bizarre.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2021-08-28T20:27:16+00:00

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polishknightusa · 2021-08-28T21:01:32+00:00

I think this is a step in the right direction for them because they're finally putting down their situations in an objective manner so they can evaluate them.

By comparing themselves to cars, they are acknowledging what we say on this forum about their body counts, mileage, and value they offer in exchange for the "buyer."

IAmMintuSingh · 2021-08-28T22:13:53+00:00

Show me the CarFax

XXjusthereforpornXX · 2021-08-28T22:33:39+00:00

What's the difference between previous owners and miles? Both seem like partner counts.

CodyTheGodOfAnxiety · 2021-08-28T22:52:18+00:00

Glad they at least admit a portion of their red flags for you

Southerndude62 · 2021-08-28T23:40:53+00:00

Yeah..and these are the cunts who "don't want to be objectified!"

Almost all women are overgrown children.

No_Organization5188 · 2021-08-29T00:46:46+00:00

Are miles how many dudes have plowed them? If it is I’m sure they are rolling back.

OwenWentFullMGTOW · 2021-08-29T01:05:12+00:00

Zoomer women wtf

VeganKetoMan · 2021-08-29T03:53:34+00:00

Difference between owners and miles?

David0C · 2021-08-29T06:48:41+00:00

These aren't women these are girls lmao. Being an alcoholic before you're allowed to drink tells me you're as immature as a child.

Zeldy · 2021-08-29T07:15:23+00:00

They forgot to put the zeros after the numbers...

kapriece · 2021-08-29T07:17:54+00:00

Multiply by 100 you'll get close.

RKO2685 · 2021-08-29T10:22:53+00:00

Soon dudes online will need too say SHOW ME THE THOTFAX!

ArchDemonKerensky · 2021-08-28T19:34:51+00:00

What's the previous owners vs miles?

Tracker1958 · 2021-08-28T20:42:18+00:00

No man want a previously owned woman.

lookoutbelow60 · 2021-08-29T02:01:07+00:00

Just double the number you see on previous owners and that would be more accurate

Plus_Program_249 · 2021-08-29T02:03:13+00:00

Better get the Hofax you can't trust sleezy used car saleswomen

NoNameAvailableSee · 2021-08-29T03:12:40+00:00

Odometer was flipped

Marko_From_Tropoja_ · 2021-08-29T03:34:13+00:00

Miles 2, 3 lol ya… they rolled the odometer back on those ones.

Wtfbyamey1 · 2021-08-29T04:27:30+00:00

Gotta love this trend

ONEJOHNSON · 2021-08-29T04:29:35+00:00

It is a proven fact that women will always lie about their cock count, whether explicitly to other through outright lies or implicitly by not counting bjs/anal/flings etc as sex... Mobius logic is always at play in the female mind.

MMAjambo · 2021-08-29T04:32:55+00:00

What does miles mean?

redditfelosifer · 2021-08-29T11:03:41+00:00

They also want you to pay full price ( marriage) for a used car (Carousel). So man up, pay up boys! As a bonus, you get all the junk in the trunk from previous owners and renters and the maintenance costs as well. Just don't be surprised if after all that maintenance and care, it still leaves you on the side of the road in tears.

NoFaithInThisSub · 2021-08-29T13:07:38+00:00

true, some of the "previous owners" are private rentals, and rented out to many men, many many many men....

alexaxl · 2021-08-29T13:18:07+00:00

CarFax.com tho

UI_Riven · 2021-08-29T14:02:40+00:00

"Previous owners" refers to the guys she actually dated or liked...

They forgot to add those who rented them.

GR122LYB3AR · 2021-08-29T14:10:21+00:00

Show me the Hoefax

ronoda12 · 2021-08-29T15:02:05+00:00

For me personally for LTR or marriage I prefer brand new. So even one previous owner is disqualifying.

bartbitsu · 2021-08-29T15:55:10+00:00

I am waiting for a carfax service to come out, maybe even take it to a nuetral mechanic for a checkup.

Never trust the seller to be honest, they just want to sell.

wathon2 · 2021-08-30T00:15:19+00:00

you have to understand - miles count = serious monogamous long term relationship only.

ONS/hookbup don't count, fwb/f-buddy don't count, exes don't count, short term flings don't count, drunken sex don't count cuz if u can't remember, it didn't happen.

CalmYogurt7812 · 2021-08-30T11:20:39+00:00

It’s genuinely such a waste that the middle girl actually has pretty good looks, but threw it all down the drain by getting railed 9 times.

SnowWhitePigeon · 2021-08-30T14:17:49+00:00

At least they admit they need owners.

karenmiputafavorita · 2021-09-13T01:51:36+00:00

But in the moment of truth when she’s in bed with you... clack clack clack I can’t do this clack clack clack

EpicNoobSlayer420 · 2021-09-13T17:40:32+00:00

I'll take a 2015 model

DesertLover17 · 2021-08-28T19:56:57+00:00

Yeah, I'm going to need a VIN to confirm...my suspicions

Alpha_9 · 2021-08-28T20:32:23+00:00

The miles are missing at least one zero.

fortifiedcity · 2021-08-28T20:41:07+00:00

How do we expect men to not objectify us when we keep doing things like this?

UncleDad_AuntMom · 2021-08-28T21:30:31+00:00

Theyre straight cap

s1500 · 2021-08-29T03:39:35+00:00

Is the third one a prison jumpsuit?

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2021-08-29T15:06:48+00:00

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Typo-MAGAshiv · 2021-08-30T09:17:56+00:00

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Balefirez · 2021-08-30T23:38:36+00:00

Ruining a perfectly good song in the process.

manfrom-nantucket · 2021-08-31T01:20:40+00:00

I'd say this was sad but we crossed that bridge a long time ago. This is just pathetic.

hauntedforest00 · 2021-08-31T02:26:38+00:00

So, all and all : leaky, scratchy and very Squeaky, barely patched here and there between checks and passed along as somebody felt bad for the old owner or was paid to get rid off ?

itsandrewbuck · 2021-08-31T14:57:25+00:00

Yeah, but I'll still want to see the Carfax report. 😂🤣

If you think about it, this isn't necessarily a bad idea. All of them should come with the dating version of a Carfax that tells you the age, accidents (kids), previous owners (Chads) and how many miles driven (were they face down on rough road, has she gotten more ass than a rental car, are the seals really loose). I don't know what analogy you'd use for crazy other than horn or Nav don't work, or Nav will constantly steer you to Crazytown or complain incessantly if you miss a turn, birthday, anniversary, date, etc.

khillik · 2021-08-31T18:01:41+00:00

Wow...this is some really depraved shit...no hope left anymore...

Responsible-Car-7455 · 2021-09-16T20:49:11+00:00

This doesn't put into account their

S1mplejax · 2021-08-29T04:53:22+00:00

Can I ask an open question to any regular on this sub?

I agree with a lot of the sentiments and struggle with this question myself — What do you plan to do with your life? Are most of you holding out for a cool, pretty chick with very few partners? Have you accepted the idea of never being in a serious relationship? What do you imagine happening for you?

Title	Women of tiktok are listing themselves as Vehicles to attract buyers in a "previous owner" trend. And they flat out LYING about their mileage.
Author	asdf333aza
Upvotes	950
Comments	235
Date	August 28, 2021 6:15 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/pdex9y/women_of_tiktok_are_listing_themselves_as/
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addendum: here are links to sanitized versions of the three TikTok videos. Yes, they are real. No, OP did not just take random screenshots of chicks dancing and add objectifying text; these thots objectified themselves.

original stickied comment: