Tit for tat.

TheMysticLeviathan · 2021-02-18T19:55:31+00:00

Don't demand such things when you bring nothing to the table. It's hilarious when women critique men on not being tall enough, but don't have no redeeming qualities themselves lol

d_nijmegen · 2021-02-18T19:21:30+00:00

The correct response is “oh, I thought only the exciting rides had those.”

NuggetNoobie · 2021-02-18T23:56:22+00:00

Should just say 6'2, set up the date and ghost.

Rev_Irreverent · 2021-02-18T23:34:06+00:00

I don't understand the obsession american women have over height.

DudeWhattaHell · 2021-02-18T23:59:51+00:00

but if you say there's a "boob size restriction" they go crazy on you. oh the hypocrisy.

grpprofesional · 2021-02-18T23:02:53+00:00

“I thought that tall people couldn’t ride pigs”

AYoungWholesomeBoy · 2021-02-18T19:49:47+00:00

If this isn't objectification, then I don't what it lmao. But honestly, not mad at her. She can have preferences, but then don't whine about objectification and about how all men are shallow afterwards, cause that's what most women are doing right now. HYPOCRISY

Kn1ght_4rt0r14s · 2021-02-19T00:01:07+00:00

Why many women (apparently mostly american, but I might be wrong) are so obsessed with dudes heights?? What so horrible about dating and average height guy?

rubixd · 2021-02-18T20:12:08+00:00

As funny as this is I think if reported you'd instantly get banned from Tinder for saying that.

EDIT: If reported, anyway.

perryurban · 2021-02-18T23:30:17+00:00

You know the sad thing. Women never have a clever come back to this. A funny smartass and self-effacing reply and you'd probably be impressed and forgive them. But in my experience at least they always fail to spot their own hipocracy. Or at least fail to acknowledge it.

MightySamMcClain · 2021-02-19T03:56:18+00:00

I bet they'd be crying equal rights if men opened with asking their bra size

PrimeEvil84 · 2021-02-18T22:33:29+00:00

Once again we see this pic

dasanman69 · 2021-02-19T01:25:06+00:00

I would have told her there's a weight restriction

BillysGotAGun · 2021-02-18T23:24:45+00:00

Judging a guy based on his height is equivalent to judging a girl based on her bra size.

RSK_94 · 2021-02-18T19:52:18+00:00

Guys lie about your height. Most of the people lie about it so it's very hard to make out if it's a lie or not. I'm 6ft but I say I'm 6'3" and not once have the girl suspected it.

unRealityEngineer · 2021-02-18T19:39:45+00:00

"Oh, there's a weight restriction... What do you weigh?" ....

"I'm sorry, your personality doesn't warrant the attention you believe you deserve."

"Oh, shallow and superficial! Two for for one bonus! Let me refer you to another phone number: the rejection hotline."

Someone here has to be creative put all three of these together.

skippyman1121 · 2021-02-18T23:47:17+00:00

I’m 6’4”, but I tell bitches I’m 6’5”

MRspicymann · 2021-02-18T23:42:46+00:00

More like tits on fat

sammo21 · 2021-02-19T00:29:01+00:00

Seems fake. Look at the image on the left side near the emoji.

M3ptt · 2021-02-19T02:40:50+00:00

I saw a lady on tinder recently that (to put it politely) was on the heavier side of things, awful makeup and terrible photos, and she had a bio that read 'trying prove my friends wrong, that a 5'5 girl and 6'2 guy can work'.

She wasn't just punching up a bit, she was punching into a different orbit.

maskup73 · 2021-02-19T02:10:25+00:00

if we aint tall enough you're most likely too wide for us also lol

kaoz1 · 2021-02-18T23:24:42+00:00

I'm serious. And don't call me Shirley.

Panik88 · 2021-02-19T00:02:17+00:00

Absolute poetry...

The_Real_Raw_Gary · 2021-02-19T00:31:43+00:00

That’s when you reply asking their weight because you don’t date overweight chicks.

Watch the hilarity ensue.

Hoodratshit1212 · 2021-02-19T01:32:36+00:00

Damn should have brought up the weight limitations on your ride

TheAmazingAsshat616 · 2021-02-19T02:08:14+00:00

This is a repost but it’s a classic, the OG.

reincarN8ed · 2021-02-19T03:27:14+00:00

Don't play hard to get when you're already impossible to want.

ArnolduAkbar · 2021-02-19T03:35:35+00:00

That’s it. Lowering my weight targets to 100 lbs. Anything above that is obese.

devilsephiroth · 2021-02-19T04:32:55+00:00

Short men are hot.

I just wanna share my opinion

cloudburr · 2021-02-18T23:34:56+00:00

Just hit back with, there's a weight restriction on this ride.

IMALIVE0 · 2021-02-19T02:01:41+00:00

You sir, get an up vote. :)

valspare · 2021-03-04T22:41:15+00:00

We (men) all know that women pull this kind of double standard. A question I have for you guys is "Who Cares"?

She has her preferences and so do I. I (US) go by the general standard of 2lbs/inch of height. This puts a womans weight clearly in the "Healthy" column of the BMI. It also clearly favors the shorter woman as she can be on the upper end of the healthy.

If she says I am shallow for this, I respond with her statement about no guy shorter then 6' or what else she stated where her preference.

If a woman states to me that fat people are just as sexy and desireable, I respond with "Someone will find you sexy and desirable"

I once had a girlfriend who asked me "what would you think if I gained 20 lbs"? I contemplated this for a moment and responded with "Well, I won't be attracted to you anymore".

Hind sight can be a real bitch. I hope that more men can pass down their learned experiences to younger men to save them the pain/embarrassment we learned the hard way.

I've learned that if you state your standards early, then stand firm in your belief, when she inevitably tries to question them, she'll either leave you and you can find a more desirable woman, or she likes you more for not being a push over.

I've found that the most accurate/honest way (also happens to be one of the kindest ways). I just tell them that "I'm not attracted to them"

polerize · 2021-02-18T23:41:35+00:00

Missed opportunity to say there's a weight restriction to get on this pole.

matt675 · 2021-02-19T01:41:49+00:00

The problem is all the simps, chubby chasers, and generally men who will fuck anything are out there in droves and they boost up these type of girl’s egos to where they actually think they can say stuff like this and be totally in the right

dan4daniel · 2021-02-18T23:58:21+00:00

At the initial look she's a fucking asshole.

Upon further consideration, she's reduced herself to a literal contrivance for amusement that you pay to enjoy and then walk away from after the thrill is gone.

Fuck girl, you need some help.

tsckenny · 2021-02-19T00:22:30+00:00

Got eem

cryofthespacemutant · 2021-02-19T00:57:24+00:00

From the "Tit for tat." post title I was expecting some kind of offer to a tattoo parlor for partial nudity for a free tattoo... :(

amgin3 · 2021-02-19T01:36:14+00:00

Unfortunately, in this world women don't have to be attractive or fit to make any demands. Even a 1/10 woman has an easier time finding someone than an 8/10 man.

AntiSocialPartygoer · 2021-02-19T01:37:48+00:00

Even if she was attractive, it would not give her right of making men feel bad with themselves.
But nice comeback anyway.

TwistedFilmz · 2021-02-19T02:14:51+00:00

There is a weight limit for this ride aswell sorry

getoffmypangolyn · 2021-02-19T02:25:36+00:00

I want a picture of this woman so bad.

Reckoner17 · 2021-02-19T02:34:52+00:00

What's really funny is that this person would be incredibly insulted if a tall guy held her to any standard.

beherns · 2021-02-19T02:39:19+00:00

Insta unmatched but totally worth it for the screenshot lmoa

Phil_Smiles · 2021-02-19T02:40:53+00:00

"Theres also a weight restriction for this one"

GorillaGlueWorks · 2021-02-19T02:44:10+00:00

I never understood the height requirement thing.

GrungeHamster23 · 2021-02-19T03:03:54+00:00

Height check? Okay, cup size?

Wolfdreama · 2021-02-19T03:53:43+00:00

I just don't understand this obsession with height. I went out with several guys shorter than me in my dating/single days. Never bothered me, never bothered them.

BeerManBran · 2021-02-19T07:21:27+00:00

Bitches are fucking retarded

MarineSecurity · 2021-02-19T08:13:09+00:00

What I really wanna know is if this has worked for her and there's guys out there who hastily reply with their height in the hopes that it's good enough to please her? And what I want to ask these guys is why? Why did you not just tell her to fuck off right then and there as OP did?

SiriusAlGhul · 2021-02-19T08:24:48+00:00

"There is a height requirement to ride this ride" goes well together with "You can't afford me". They complain about being treated as objects but objectify themselves when it's convenient.

the_pupilwx · 2021-02-19T09:25:23+00:00

Ask her about money. and if she have a 4 year plan.

I'll wait...

SergiuszJesienin · 2021-02-19T09:39:56+00:00

Im short and that makes me feel sad, it’s the first thing she said, not even a “hello”

Russian_Terminator · 2021-02-19T10:51:38+00:00

I've seen women ask for height, but never something that arrogant

Kenny-Man · 2021-02-19T12:30:54+00:00

Should have replied with:

"And there's a weight restriction for this one"

MicrowavedBrownie · 2021-02-19T13:28:39+00:00

Women cant say "you have to be tall to date me" you cant change ur height (unless youre rich)

But when someone says "you have to be skinny to date me" its suddenly "wow misogynistic pig! Im a beautiful big queen" they're all about body positivity till a man is under 6 foot 🤷‍♀️

TheMoistOneIsHere · 2021-02-19T13:41:10+00:00

Requests a tall guy while she is, most likely, a Couch Bison.

SuicideSprints · 2021-02-19T14:50:43+00:00

Dare you say something about a "weight limit" though...

EspWaddleDee · 2021-02-20T09:19:41+00:00

When will some of these women realize that rejecting men for their height is the same as rejecting women for their weight? Sure have your preferences, but if a man said “Two hundred pounds? Oh no love, you’re not going near me” I think it would be a bit less than socially acceptable. Salt on the wound considering that unlike weight, you have no control over your height

Golemfrost · 2021-02-18T23:22:37+00:00

I think this is one of the most reposted things on Reddit.

erodechode · 2021-02-19T06:51:56+00:00

woah! get owned stupid women for having a preference!

ReadRedditToday · 2021-02-18T23:39:15+00:00

Priceless, for when your tits can't get you out of that there's always MasterCard

ChooprDoodl · 2021-02-19T00:01:13+00:00

Well, that's an easy decision. Rude, demanding and inarticulate. NEXT!

NekoStar · 2021-02-19T00:14:03+00:00

I wish I could believe that any of these were real, but I just don't have the faith in the male gender to actually say this to women on a dating app/site.

pushkur · 2021-02-19T00:23:04+00:00

Wasted

drunk_vador · 2021-02-19T00:33:49+00:00

This is atleast the 3rd time I've seen this posted in this sub... Come on guys

UserM16 · 2021-02-19T00:40:49+00:00

“What’s your weight?” ellipsis ellipsis ellipsis

mojomaster82 · 2021-02-19T01:01:20+00:00

Nah a tit for tat would be, boob size? You know theres milk amount required for this icecream machine

neck-pillow · 2021-02-19T01:11:58+00:00

Ouch

John_Magnus · 2021-02-19T03:13:17+00:00

I wish there was a more witty response

CatoticNeutral · 2021-02-19T03:16:52+00:00

People who make demands about height are automatically less attractive

XSasuken22X · 2021-02-19T04:04:51+00:00

Well done.

S0CIOPATH · 2021-02-19T04:52:34+00:00

ask her for her weight and see her brain explode.

SismoNyc · 2021-02-19T05:06:06+00:00

Fucking hell that shook my floor

SnooRobots7998 · 2021-02-19T05:09:48+00:00

Wow you ripped this one off really bad. That was originally a comment on a video. And you put it in a text?

rdx711 · 2021-02-19T05:19:24+00:00

There is a weight limit to ride this other ride.

ICan_tSleepNomoreM8 · 2021-02-19T05:20:47+00:00

I would love to see the rest of the convo

McDankenBurg · 2021-02-19T05:22:44+00:00

Only 6.5/10 and up may ride on my 5ft 8" face.

toxikola · 2021-02-19T05:54:02+00:00

The ice melted before it could even attempt to stabilize that burn.

Little-Compote101 · 2021-02-19T06:24:44+00:00

Tit for tit

lightpath7 · 2021-02-19T07:20:37+00:00

Reminds me of a joke. Guy walks into a convince store. He gets a single serving dinner, single serve dessert. He walks up to the register to pay. The woman behind the counter asks him if he's single. He said how did you guess. She says cause you're fucking ugly.

vanillarice242 · 2021-02-19T08:23:23+00:00

LMFAO WASTED

gowatchanimefgt · 2021-02-19T09:42:21+00:00

Faker than reality tv

Haugibear · 2021-02-19T11:26:59+00:00

u/LeonardodaVidchi

qqqqqqqqqqx10 · 2021-02-19T19:05:08+00:00

Interesting she considers herself to be a ride.

TheLikeGuys3 · 2021-02-25T18:24:20+00:00

That’s a height requirement, dumb thot.

pharaohwrc2k6 · 2021-02-25T22:50:32+00:00

r/punintentional

Flojoe420 · 2021-02-27T18:11:13+00:00

You're allowed to demand whatever you want. Just be prepared to live with your choices.

2021-03-08T15:33:24+00:00

Too bad women in the United States don't read actual statistics, like the ones that state 70% of human males on Earth are 5'9" tall and weigh like 145 lbs. Also, ones that state males in the United States are on average 5'9" and 199.8 lbs with a BMI of like 29.6 (where 30 and up is clinical obesity), so if American women find a man in the US that is actually healthy, they should feel real lucky because the American men that are 6'0" tall are a lot fatter than the ones that are 5'9". For females on this planet the average height is 5'3.7" tall and like 130 lbs. In the United States the average woman is again 5'3.7" tall just like every other female on Earth, but yet their average weight is 170.8 lbs with a BMI of 29.4. It kinda seems to me like American women don't really have the right to be having any sort of requirements for a man's physical appearance at all, seeing as they fat as hell too. Sorry I used the term fat, I know it's a trigger word, I'm not totally trying to "fat shame" anyone, but I'm also not interested in being people's enabler either.

Omegalulz_ · 2021-03-10T03:35:37+00:00

Fuck man, brutal. Saving that one for later.

Aphinoo · 2021-03-13T19:39:56+00:00

Some say galaxies orbit around the balls of the legend.

DerEchteCedric · 2021-02-18T23:28:01+00:00

Repost

Begonewithye · 2021-10-17T13:08:08+00:00

I used to not take bullshit like that but the reality is, you will get reported and banned for this shit so fast.

I got banned from Tinder and Hinge and Bumble multiple times for replies like this.

Hoodratshit1212 · 2021-02-19T01:33:31+00:00

No one is attractive enough to make those demands. Just don’t. It’s just like asking for a woman’s weight- don’t.

2021-02-22T15:48:51+00:00

Girl is a bitch but the only reason anyone would make this response is because they're short

SultanSoSupreme · 2021-02-22T16:34:01+00:00

I don't go on rides that weigh more than I do.

ronconcoca · 2021-02-19T00:10:59+00:00

Why did you swipe right if you don't like her?

2021-02-19T01:14:35+00:00

God, a predictable response is some how ppd. Ok.

One_Command1249 · 2021-02-18T20:39:30+00:00

She said "restriction" not "requirement". In other words, it is not that you have to be taller than "X", but that you can't be taller than "X."

So maybe she is is just recognizing her limitations?

Lord__of__Texas · 2021-02-19T02:22:54+00:00

OP confirmed Manlet

Title	Tit for tat.
Author	OttoManSatire
Upvotes	17689
Comments	363
Date	February 18, 2021 7:20 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PussyPassDenied
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/pussypassdenied/comments/lmurzy/tit_for_tat/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/PussyPassDenied/tit-for-tat.1066413 https://theredarchive.com/post/1066413

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