My whole life I danced like a circus monkey to make way for women in public spaces until I realised that they blatantly expect men to do this, like it's some kind of innate privilege they were born with and men moving out of the way should be the default ''street etiquette'' while they don't even have to move their shoulder.

When walking on very narrow sidewalks or pathways, I noticed that women automatically claim the inside of the sidewalk or the safest side, forcing you to literally jump into the road just inches away from moving cars.

In supermarkets/stores, they always expect you to go around them, even when you're the one pushing a full trolley and all they're carrying is a carton of milk and 3 bananas. Older women(40+)just stop in the middle of the isle and block the whole way with their big menopausal butts. I've been alive for 36 years and I lived in 3 different countries with very different cultures and I've never seen men behave like that, unless they were disabled or extremely old and they're very apologetic about it.

Now idgaf anymore and it's been fun as hell.

When a woman is walking towards me, I increase my pace and I look her dead in the face. It's hilarious how their survival instinct kicks in and they jump out of the way in the last second.

If I'm in a supermarket and I see them blocking the aisle, I just bump my trolley into them and say ''oh sorry luv, I didn't see you just standing there blocking the way''. The look of shock and entitlement on their faces when they realise you're not treating them like they're some kind of royalty is priceless.

Men, stop being women's servants just because ''tHAt'S hOw yOu wERe rAIseD''. They don't own public space just because they were born with a vagina and chivalry in the age of equality is modern day slavery. 

Drizzle drizzle 👑