In their malevolent attempt to "get one over" men, they have opened their despicable spell book of deceit. They have cast a dark magic, a forbidden one, that has left us perched on the precipice, teetering on the edge of extinction.

They seek to besmirch the name of man with the aid of the wicked one, just like they did with Adam in the beginning.

In their depraved, twisted and maniacal deeds, we have found ourselves approaching an impasse, the pit, they intend to kamikaze us all into oblivion.

Or, so it would appear, I believe, my brothers, I have used an unspoken art to cast an illuminating view on their vile ways.

They plan to smash the windows of our mind-kingdom, in hopes we will cower in fear of their presence, like undulating goo, our confidence oozing out of our bodies, so that on our last breath, beaten, bruised and broken. We give in to their demands.

I have caught wind of their sinister plot, and herein lies their menacing script:

  • Insinuating that we are not emotionally mature and lack social aptitude when dealing with those charlatans take doctorate-level thot manipulation.

  • Convincing us that they will be in charge of an unfair share of household duties, deceiving us to shoulder both their and our responsibilities.

  • Spreading the grotesque lie that we aren't empathetic when we spend an inordinate amount of time attending to their hormonally charged hysteria.

  • Bemoaning the lack of quality options in the market, ignoring that they themselves are just as human, only flesh and blood.

  • Ceaselessly announcing how pleasurable their lonely existence is while flicking their beans til it becomes an abhorrent, mutilated thumb.

  • Forensically dissecting the faults of their past lovers and projecting them on to every man, casting doubts in our ranks for crimes we have yet to commit.

  • Comparing the company of foul beasts (cats) and maddening potions (wine) to the wonder and splendor of familial sanctity.

  • The sirens portentously scream from aphotic depths that “Women are the prize” surrounded by the shipwrecks, the eviscerated hearts of their naive prey.

  • Unconscionably assuming that their lives wouldn't improve with men at their side, invoking a rallying cry from chivalrous soldiers ready to right the wrongs of this prodigious folly.

  • Spreading lies that the world would be a better place without men, when we were made in god's image, the heretics.

  • Concocting malicious visions of the male form that steps in to the realm of alchemic blasphemy to appease their bottomless egos (HRT).

My brothers, they intend to fool the governing eyes so that we will forgo our righteous, splendid, and heaven-decreed ideals to become their thoughtless slaves.

Be warned, many a warrior (simps) have relinquished their souls for their salacious cries.

Only to be ensnared in their squirming, snake pike talons until their use is no more.

In their infinite malignity, chaos and destruction erupt through tears in reality. Our future sons, doubting their very livelihood, shamed, embarrassed, petrified of becoming a man.

They have been fooled into believing a man is a demonic abomination, one that rips and tears, one that only brings the worst horrors from the deepest abyss and that only the feminine and docile should remain to take the reins.

They can't keep getting away with this.