[FR] Alpha Clothing

In the spirit of all the super fast results posts recently, I had to share my story.

I was browsing Amazon, and came across the Three Wolf Shirt last week. Intrigued, I purchased it, and figured, hey, why not. Wolfs are cool, and I always need more alpha in my shirt. Plus, the reviews were very positive (take some time to read them).

It came in the mail this past weekend. Tired after a long day of choreplay, I put it on after the kids went to bed.

I swear my wife looked at me and literally started undressing herself right there. I felt powerful, strong, and intense! I cavemanned her three times, and used every trick in the SGM to turn her into a puddle of hot sex and contentment. Afterward, I could not resist a urge to howl at the moon.

The other day I went to the local Starbucks wearing this shirt and ladies kept coming up to me and swolesting me. After the fourth one did it, it became uncomfortable. They had this ravenous look in their eye. Maybe it was the pheromones I was emitting - perhaps they could smell the testosterone.

I don't think there is any other alpha clothing that is as good as this shirt. I swear it will allow you to skip six levels of dread - for you beginning MRPers, you want a shortcut? Here it is.

I've put the shirt away, because it has too much power. Be careful if you get this shirt - you might get what you wish for. And more. Right now all I do is just touch the shirt in the evening and my wife comes up for hot sex.