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[FR] Alpha Clothing

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SteelSharpensSteel
April 19, 2018
16 upvotes
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In the spirit of all the super fast results posts recently, I had to share my story.

I was browsing Amazon, and came across the Three Wolf Shirt last week. Intrigued, I purchased it, and figured, hey, why not. Wolfs are cool, and I always need more alpha in my shirt. Plus, the reviews were very positive (take some time to read them).

It came in the mail this past weekend. Tired after a long day of choreplay, I put it on after the kids went to bed.

I swear my wife looked at me and literally started undressing herself right there. I felt powerful, strong, and intense! I cavemanned her three times, and used every trick in the SGM to turn her into a puddle of hot sex and contentment. Afterward, I could not resist a urge to howl at the moon.

The other day I went to the local Starbucks wearing this shirt and ladies kept coming up to me and swolesting me. After the fourth one did it, it became uncomfortable. They had this ravenous look in their eye. Maybe it was the pheromones I was emitting - perhaps they could smell the testosterone.

I don't think there is any other alpha clothing that is as good as this shirt. I swear it will allow you to skip six levels of dread - for you beginning MRPers, you want a shortcut? Here it is.

I've put the shirt away, because it has too much power. Be careful if you get this shirt - you might get what you wish for. And more. Right now all I do is just touch the shirt in the evening and my wife comes up for hot sex.


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Title [FR] Alpha Clothing
Author SteelSharpensSteel
Upvotes 16
Comments 58
Date 19 April 2018 08:03 PM UTC (2 years ago)
Subreddit askMRP
Link https://theredarchive.com/post/204601
Original Link https://old.reddit.com/r/askMRP/comments/8dho1t/fr_alpha_clothing/
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[–]the_grizzlebee12 points13 points  (0 children) | Copy

For best results make sure to get the glow in the dark one.

[–]TurdDoctor9 points10 points  (2 children) | Copy

This one worked for me.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

You guys are making me feel bad about my wardrobe.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Ah yeah, that one works really well.

[–]red-sfpplusHard Core Red5 points6 points  (1 child) | Copy

Just the tip. One of my fav gym shirts. Wife loves/hates it.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B076HBM98F/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1524173624&sr=8-1&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&keywords=just+the+tip+tshirt&dpPl=1&dpID=41dAeMogPWL&ref=plSrch

[–]SteelSharpensSteelMod / Red Beret[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Nice one.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (8 children) | Copy

For us more mature guys, when I want sex, I scrub floors and wash dishes in this . Don't forget to swing your ass, losely tie it and let it fall open.

[–]BobbyPeru2 points3 points  (6 children) | Copy

Hawwwwt

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (5 children) | Copy

Scrubbed all the floors. Got a hard no. Held frame, got drunk and wrecked my truck. Gave lots of comfort and apologized. Still said no. This is hard mode, right? What do now?

[–]BobbyPeru2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy

Get another truck and wreck it. Hold frame like a rock. That will show her that it’s true love forever, and you will live happily ever after .

It’s all in the side bar which I already read, and I’m on my 2nd go-around.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Yeah, now I remember, "That'll Show Her", is the ultimate masculine frame. A Golden Frame, above all others.

Have to take on another truck loan, so we can live happily ever after. Thanks man, at least you read the side bar. I just didn't have time. +1 broman

[–]Tebulus1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

Probably didnt do the chores right but thats really weird. Usually works. Maybe try /r/DeadBedrooms

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Think I'll STFU and work on holding frame, after I get the truck running again. Who knew she would make it so hard?

[–]friendandadvisor0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

I'm sorry...did I miss the 'flowers and candy' part??

[–]Iammrp22 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

This is the right answer

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (4 children) | Copy

They literally just lay down and spread as I walk by in this.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (3 children) | Copy

Good job confusing the enemy here. I'm confused.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy

Nevermind...here's a better one.

[–]Rian_StoneMod / Red Beret4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

One shirt to rule them all NSFW

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Seriously that was the most omega shirt I could find.

[–]Reach180Red Beret3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

You laugh.

Unironic wolf shirt wearer at my high school was swimming in band/choir pussy.

[–]mattizie4 points5 points  (1 child) | Copy

Shirts are just the start. The Alfalpha -haircut will get you spontaneous blowjobs from basically any girl in the club. Use gel if you must, but make sure you don't fly it half-mast, girls don't liek that.

[–]Iammrp21 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

It even has alpha in the name. How is this not in the sidebar?

[–]mindfulbutgutlessRed Beret2 points3 points  (4 children) | Copy

I would have actually believed this if it were dragons.

[–]SteelToeShitKickerRed Beret4 points5 points  (3 children) | Copy

My MIL disappeared my dragon shirt. Still pissed. Can't prove she did it either, but pretty sure.

[–]BostonBrakeJob1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

Have you tried snooping through her phone for evidence?

[–]SteelToeShitKickerRed Beret2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

LOL, sometimes, when your dragon shirt goes missing, you just have to let it go. It's too bad, I picked it up in Thailand and it fit perfectly. Vendor knew what he had too, I haggled him on some other stuff I bought from him, but he drove a hard bargain on the dragon shirt.

Dragon shirt, I still miss you sometimes.

[–]BobbyPeru2 points3 points  (2 children) | Copy

Good to know. I would have never guessed

So I assume the fit is good?

[–]SteelSharpensSteelMod / Red Beret[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

It molds to my body like a second skin. Better than Under Armour.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

You're such a beasty man. That is F a b u l o u s! (limp hand wave)

[–]bogeyd6Mod / Red Militia2 points3 points  (8 children) | Copy

I for one think there can never be enough alpha on your shirt but everyone under estimates the under wear. https://www.amazon.com/fashion-wolf-underwear-boxers-shorts/dp/B01ERC3PWQ Just look at the way the snout shows the bulge.

Anyways. After a long hard day of choreplay I like to chill out with the alcohol free beer my wife has approved for me. Really hits the spot.

[–]2gunsgetsome2 points3 points  (6 children) | Copy

If only she would let you eat steak…

[–]SteelSharpensSteelMod / Red Beret[S] 0 points1 point  (5 children) | Copy

Or bring you your non-alcoholic beverage after you called her via the Echo.

[–]2gunsgetsome2 points3 points  (4 children) | Copy

Alexa! Where the fuck are my gloves?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy

One glove and it was only missing for 24 hours.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Not your fault she can't keep up with her stuff. I swear these women, not only do they deny sex for no good reason, they lose their shit, over nuttin'. If it weren't for their puss' we would have exterminated them eons ago.

Looking back, that's some high level shit I just wrote. Might save it for later.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Where the fuck are my gloves

Ha! Missed that first time.... you CAD.

[–]SteelSharpensSteelMod / Red Beret[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

It's the drop in command. "Alexa, drop in on kitchen dot. Honey, bring me my non-alcoholic beverage, I'm done my chores. Alexa off."

[–]SteelSharpensSteelMod / Red Beret[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

I'm adding these to the wolfpack!

[–]mabden2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

My go to shirt was, all black with white lettering:

FCK the only thing missing is U.

[–]SBIIIRed Fucking Commando1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

I've just ordered one.

One in each colour. Thanks, OP.

[–]TaipanshimshonRed Beret1 point2 points  (4 children) | Copy

I got an mma shirt. Bring on the pussy

[–]BobbyPeru3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

Affliction

[–]PersaeusRed Beret1 point2 points  (2 children) | Copy

mine arrives this week

[–]TaipanshimshonRed Beret1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

CuteAlpha

[–]PersaeusRed Beret1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

the best kind . . . male unicorn

[–]InChargeManRed Beret1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

I want to find one with extra wolves on the sleeves. That would really get results fast.

[–]Alphaphux1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

I always thought the guys getting the most pussy were the ones getting around in Disneyland tshirts.

[–]JudgeDoom691 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

To really ramp up your SMV, have a big glass of "Tuscan Dairy Whole Vitamin D Milk, Gallon, 128 oz"

[–]Rian_StoneMod / Red Beret1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Thats the trick!

I will always have my 10 point alpha checklist in my pocket. Once I hit 8/10, I can hear the wetness!

[–]CaptJohnLukeDiscard0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

I think the most alpha attire you can get is to wear a banana hammock and get another dude to cover you in oil.

[–]SepeanRed Beret0 points1 point  (5 children) | Copy

In the spirit of all the super fast results posts recently, I had to share my story.

What is the point of this post? A man with good social skills and willpower can see great improvement in a very short time, just because he's doing it right. It's no different than any other skill set, there is a big difference between bumbling about randomly and doing something you've been properly instructed on.

Of course there's still A LOT of room to grow and improve further, noone becomes great in a few days, but why ridicule the fact that there are initial gains?

[–]weakandsensitive2 points3 points  (2 children) | Copy

This post? This is a shitpost to post shit in and have a laugh.

If we can't laugh at the newbies, why are we here? I'm not a charity. Fuck you pay me.

Enjoy spring faggot.

[–]SepeanRed Beret0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

Belittling other people’s progress have always come across as insecure to me, but whatever floats your boat.

[–]weakandsensitive2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Who's progress is being belittled here? I think the point is half the posts in askMRP don't actually do any work

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

Look again. The whole post is a joke Sepean. Really.

[–]SteelSharpensSteelMod / Red Beret[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Really.

[–]Zarbatron-2 points-1 points  (0 children) | Copy

Is there a question?



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