Deleted all my dating apps after this. This guy sent me a picture of a plate of pasta that he cooked and had some weird purple lights in the background. I asked him why I told him I had some like that but for my plants. He had to steer the conversation and make it sexual 😖

MagnfiqueMaleficent · 2020-09-08T11:36:49+00:00

He lost me at "you're so shy"

YouProbablyDo · 2020-09-08T11:30:01+00:00

Ewww. He was just waiting for an opportunity to get sexual.

hikurangi2019 · 2020-09-08T11:44:50+00:00

Fark. I wish I was gay. :(

electroloop · 2020-09-08T13:00:09+00:00

Men are disgusting. He was probably jerking off his micropenis to your tame texts.

Mysterious_Midnight7 · 2020-09-08T13:01:57+00:00

wHat aRe yOu wEariNg? wiThoUt mE??? Gawd

Davina33 · 2020-09-08T12:40:02+00:00

So disgusting. Everything has got to be sexual with them.

Practical_Appearance · 2020-09-08T11:55:44+00:00

Gross

2020-09-08T13:28:01+00:00

Don't waste your time on the defective street trash on OLD. They are rejects nobody wants.

msssst · 2020-09-08T13:55:11+00:00

I would’ve stopped engaged after the “you’re so shy” comment. It never leads to good things.

kettleodumplins · 2020-09-08T17:16:58+00:00

Is he high? He has to be high. This reads like a failed Turing Test. You came armed with the absolute basics of conscious human conversation and Fred the Furbie responded with some canned robot response because he/it figured out "I'm tired" and then glitched down some alternate path because its AI was trained on the internet & it found porn sites too soon.

Lavender_flow · 2020-09-08T16:00:28+00:00

"my mom calls it Bloomies" that is how this asshole sounds when he wrote "jammies". They think they are so sleak and funny, but they are just disgusting pathetic losers. "OLD is so hard for men, booooooooohoooooooooo" *male tears*. Having to read shit like this is why. You fucking retards.

th3n3w3ston3 · 2020-09-08T15:12:17+00:00

Gross! This shit is why I never mention things like being in bed, changing or getting ready to take a shower. They never fail to start making gross comments. Give an inch, take a mile.

Revy_Ur_Engines · 2020-09-08T14:42:51+00:00

I wouldn’t have texted him again after saying I’m tired. Like bitch leave me alone I said I’m tired.

UshiiMoe · 2020-09-08T21:30:10+00:00

*Talks about insomnia*

LVM: "So do you sleep nakie ;) ?"

SunsetOwls · 2020-09-08T11:33:25+00:00

Beyond off-putting.

chasingxxsanity · 2020-09-08T17:14:56+00:00

"jammies" 🙄

4E4ME · 2020-09-08T21:02:40+00:00

That "you're exhausted" comment had me thinking he was going for a rape-while-you're-asleep" fantasy. Like who the fuck wants to keep talking when they know you're tired? Tired people are boring af, let's talk tomorrow, if you're sincere.

ninetiesbaby16 · 2020-09-08T12:59:44+00:00

Being really into plants is a girl thing right? Could those purple lights be because his live in gf is a plant mom? So when you asked about them he was unable to talk about it so had to steer the conversation somewhere else. I just don’t buy a man being so into plants that he buys special lights for them 🧐

daisy_0720 · 2020-09-08T19:05:01+00:00

*you're exhausted

That's all I have to add here.

2020-09-09T02:50:59+00:00

I’m all for you deleting OLD. It’s a waste of time. If you ever try it again... try responding just once a day Monday - Thursday. If they haven’t asked you on a real date in 8 messages from you (technically 2 weeks) just ignore them. This should help eliminate a very large chunk of LVM who will engage you in gross chatting.

janeaustenfan99 · 2020-09-09T03:11:32+00:00

I hate when they try to be all coy about their lame sexual text advances. Just come on out and ask if you’re DTF, it would be much less insulting mentally than this nonsense !

achelois_healer · 2020-09-09T03:34:25+00:00

I would have called him out after the shy comment.

anotherdamnloser · 2020-09-09T03:34:53+00:00

Gross!!!

randomgirlimok · 2020-09-09T01:34:44+00:00

Low key trying to get you to send nudes

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