How to respond if a girl disrespects your dick?

kfd_capital · 2019-10-26T04:18:34+00:00

Tell her she should have no problem putting it in her ass then.

DTJ1313 · 2019-10-26T02:22:40+00:00

Geesh, an 18 year old me would’ve been crushed.

vodkalimesoda1 · 2019-10-26T02:26:52+00:00

Hahaha that must be the biggest slut on earth. Ignore and move on. Tyrone and the gang will sort her out.

LeatherBoundWisdom · 2019-10-26T02:16:28+00:00

The fuck? that is a hard fucking next. Such disrespect. You take time out of your day and she dips like that. Ghost her, she has zero value.

Icy_Thought · 2019-10-26T03:03:12+00:00

Damn, was her pussy a dungeon or some shit?

Distractingyou · 2019-10-26T06:06:35+00:00

The herpes outbreak is so good to make it believeble tell to few people not many then those are the ones that are going to spread it even more

InscrutablePUA · 2019-10-26T02:49:10+00:00

Yeah that shits hurts especially when you're 18-21. Nothing to do but hard next. Size queens do exist but they're pretty rare

OpenParr · 2019-10-26T02:10:35+00:00

Haha haha. Just next her dude. Do not worry about this.

sweatybuyer · 2019-10-26T02:24:16+00:00

since you're in college, she's probably going to tell her friends your dick was small. If anyone questions you about it say she was the loosest girl you've ever fucked.

Regardless, not much to be said here other than hard next. For her to say that to you, you probably didn't fuck her well enough or she just doesn't respect/acknowledge your frame.

MR_SKINNYPENIS69 · 2019-10-26T03:54:17+00:00

There's not much you can do in this situation. It's just one of those powers women have to really crush a guy and unless you have a big dick you'll always be vulnerable to really assholish women willing to take advantage of that power. There really isn't an equivalent power we have, and if she says it first and you come back with something it won't sound sincere because you're just trying to get her back.

Johndingus111 · 2019-10-26T03:37:37+00:00

Say she has a small dick lol

comu_nacho · 2019-10-26T06:35:04+00:00

That's porn at work for you. People have a way distorted view of human body true measurements. It's all camera angles and shaved pubes. Besides, women average waist and breasts aren't porn's averages. Neither are penis averages. It's all edited to make the body part in question look longer, shorter, or whatever is needed for the niche the movie it's made for.

Laugh it off, tell her she watches too much porn. Go down on her, tease her for a while. she'll be begging for whatever dick you're dealing.

Spaghetti1776 · 2019-10-26T06:51:59+00:00

implying female opinion matters.

Treat it like a retard just called you ugly because that’s what just happened.

Ivabighairy1 · 2019-10-26T06:46:43+00:00

The late Sam Kinison:”So I have a small dick? Good! Now you won’t mind when I SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!!!”

Or you could tell her not to talk with her mouth full then pop it in her mouth ...

Tell her it’s normal sized and if she didn’t sleep with every guy in town she would know that ...

Or go with The Nuclear Neg and tell her she’s fat ...

So many options!

BIG8L_117 · 2019-10-26T01:58:29+00:00

This post is halarious

majani · 2019-10-26T15:30:47+00:00

If you are telling the truth and you are above average (5 inches erect), then this woman was on the fence and you screwed it up somewhere. No biggie, on to the next one. If you are sugarcoating the truth bro, PM me.

NolanKnowstheTruth · 2019-10-26T03:31:22+00:00

"My dick is actually pretty big but I guess next to your gargantuan pussy, not so much."

"My dick automatically shrinks when I smell extreme vaginosis."

thrwy75479 · 2019-10-26T02:39:23+00:00

If you're both naked, while looking at her pussy disappointingly: "Oh…"

Or:

"Yea, you seem like the type that would need something bigger."

Or:

"Great. Why don't you bend over now, and find a bigger one after."

Or:

"Yeah right, you can't even handle mine."

ExoticPanther · 2019-10-26T02:24:31+00:00

Lol dude leave her to it, NEEEEEEXT

asorals · 2019-10-26T06:57:36+00:00

Meh. Laugh about it and move on.

EvelynnSpoiler · 2019-10-26T15:52:59+00:00

I'd probably slap her the in the face and treat her like dog shit the next time we fuck

AscensionExperiments · 2019-10-26T18:23:31+00:00

If she's a size queen, it's because she's hella loose. Not even worth sweating about dude

Casd12 · 2019-10-26T04:18:56+00:00

This is why it's blessed being an easy Asian guy. Chicks comes in with minimum expectations then you supprised her with that above average dick

Zero-Milk · 2019-10-26T07:27:16+00:00

Whatever dude. This woman's just a bigger piece of shit than most of the others. You'll get your dick wet with hundreds of other women in your life.

Lightways434 · 2019-10-26T03:20:27+00:00

Lmaoo the average woman can’t even take an 8 inch dick. Hard next the hoe

Bluedog5x5 · 2019-10-26T03:31:32+00:00

“Oh shut up and suck it”

throaway69404 · 2019-10-26T10:53:07+00:00

Be nice. Get 2-3 black men with big dicks to her house, and tell them to strip in front of her while surrounding her. Then ask her is this big enough and watch her get fucked by 3 black men.

PM if you need those 3 black men Me and my boys are always available.

masterpiece00 · 2019-10-26T07:00:25+00:00

If anyone is over the 6 inch average then most girls wouldn't know how big you actually are.
I call bullshit on this whole thread.

Uzinero · 2019-10-26T11:20:12+00:00

I had exact same happen a few months ago and posted about it on this sub lol. I was caught off guard so didn't do anything about it at the time (we were fucking and she got off and told me my dick was too small to ride), it just killed the mood completely, finished myself off, got dressed, went home and deleted her on everything.

Unlucky_Leader · 2019-10-26T15:24:15+00:00

trying to run a Monday morning quarterback on this moment isn't going to help. Internalize your game, and you'll be able to come up with things.

There is no perfect response. she body-shamed you about something you can't affect. Can she have this opinion of your dick? yes, of course. Should she have told you? Fuck no. That shit is going to hurt. You met an asshole today. You are going to meet many assholes in life. If you can't handle that, then you have a deeper problem.

The sex god method is a great book if you are trying to improve your sex game beyond just physical attributes. Best of luck.

Snowboard18 · 2019-10-26T16:03:40+00:00

Ignore and next that disrespectful bitch

Whisper · 2019-10-26T18:01:00+00:00

Why would you need a cheeky response?

Once it's over with a girl, the trick is to no longer care what she thinks. If you want a cheeky response to make yourself look good, or her feel bad, then you are still invested.

Red_Pill_Brotherhood · 2019-10-26T20:12:45+00:00

Who cares. You said you're above average so whatever she thinks isnt reality.

JameisBong · 2019-10-26T21:25:56+00:00

Pfttt, girl STFU. This is the best 2 inches of dick you'll ever get and you know it. Block her immediately and wait.

dadfrombrad · 2019-10-26T03:01:08+00:00

If she wants to maintain that you have a small dick?

Make her known as the biggest slut on campus

f_ck_kale · 2019-10-26T05:08:13+00:00

Is it me or something doesn’t add up. How are you above average and still got declined, I mean I don’t give a shit but you got to embrace your size man.

ac714 · 2019-10-26T08:46:27+00:00

This is some TRP troll bait shit.

ScooopWoopScoup · 2019-10-26T02:05:38+00:00

Lmaoo

Hoombus · 2019-10-26T05:15:10+00:00

"Silence bitch" then fuck her ass

juicy-asssss · 2019-10-26T09:07:04+00:00

This post is filled with the most beta comments along with the most beta post.., wtf happened to trp community...

redroxi · 2019-10-26T02:28:20+00:00

Time_Animal_ · 2019-10-26T05:15:51+00:00

Cut it off, show that Bitch just how little you care

Deontic_Anti-statist · 2019-10-26T07:17:54+00:00

It's all a matter of perspective. If you care about this stuff then you'll be crushed. But if not then I guess she played herself.

VigilantSmartbomb · 2019-10-26T11:50:57+00:00

Agree and amplify

Coulda saved it

Livecrazyjoe · 2019-10-26T12:13:54+00:00

This can't be real. What dude would post how little his dick is?

binrobinro · 2019-10-26T16:18:09+00:00

That's okay. I thought a fat chick would at least have decent boobs.

JRthePUMP · 2019-10-26T16:26:33+00:00

If you’re fucking her right and being the man outside the bedroom, this ain’t an issue. I’m average maybe below average and make girls love it.

Hydrakeen · 2019-10-26T16:43:05+00:00

She did nothing wrong. You are better off without a size queen. No response needed. Go out and get another one.

bodybuilder98 · 2019-10-26T18:02:40+00:00

If she's saying that you're definitely below average. Girls wouldn't notice the difference between 6ish and "8".

McDrMuffinMan · 2019-10-26T18:18:12+00:00

Tell her a genie comes out, but only if she rubs it hard enough

cbetsinger · 2019-10-29T00:13:14+00:00

Even a 747 looks small in an airplane hanger.

idontmiind · 2019-10-26T03:36:22+00:00

This is the moment you see how strong you've really developed your frame.

Republic_of_Ash · 2019-10-26T07:44:14+00:00

Small dick people, how do you respond?

Small dick people:

longjeep2005 · 2019-10-26T07:46:32+00:00

Don’t worry about coming up with a witty response to that, your response should be no response to that kind of behavior. Sounds like she’s either bipolar and trying to manipulate you or she’s just number two prostitute in all Kazakhstan. I’m inclined to think it’s the latter

DarkJayBR · 2019-10-26T08:17:41+00:00

Don't worry, it's just a bitch, next her immediately. Women don't care much about penis size, they prefer girth. An average dick should be enough to satisfy them, of course if you know how to use it. Most women don't like having a huge dick busting their womb, it's incredibly painful, except if she's a size queen but that kind of woman is rare to find. So don't worry about that.

violetmonstermunch · 2019-10-26T08:34:45+00:00

You just got to get to a place where you don't even listen to what the bitches are saying. You wanted to fuck her, you did. Your pleasure is all that matters.

Now, of course that's a terrible thing to happen to you, it's like criticizing your manhood.

your dick size is perfectly normal : girls are used to seeing huge ones in porn, + they go for the top 2% like for everything else etc.... but you are perfectly fine. You don't have a problem. If she thinks like that she is the one having a problem.
She is a trash human being who doesn't deserve any respect, time, attention or consideration. Because she is nothing but a pile of stinking shit, don't let her opinion matters to you
Of course, never give her any attention.

Hedser91 · 2019-10-26T09:47:34+00:00

Imagine it the other way around, complaining about the tightness of a girl. Wtf. No decency.

Andrew54321 · 2019-10-26T10:52:00+00:00

Anal

[deleted] · 2019-10-26T13:50:12+00:00

I'd laugh at her as she walked out. You're the prize, so her turning you down and leaving is hilarious.

Was lying in bed after fucking and had one of my new plates give me shit about having a small body. I laughed at her...I was an inside line backer and fullback. She was shit testing me. After I laughed at her, I told her to put my dick back in her mouth, and she did.

RaidenDark · 2019-10-26T14:19:45+00:00

I would never EVER fuck a girl that complained about my above average dick size. Hell the fuck no, what kind of freak needs more than what I got? I'd have kicked her stanky ass out on the spot and spritz her and everything she touched with the holy water on the way out.

Begone thot!

xddm2653 · 2019-10-26T08:32:09+00:00

bro you gotta disrespect that pussy, like spit on it or something

Helmet_Icicle · 2019-10-26T08:54:55+00:00

"I thought you'd be a lot bigger. You're dick is too small for me."

^Big ^{^vagina}

snehehsb · 2019-10-26T02:43:59+00:00

Kegals lol. It's a muscle they can work it just we work ours. Do you even lift bro would be funny lol. Or your ass will think it's big lol

wawakaka · 2019-10-26T03:15:35+00:00

just grin and say "your pussy liked it" or "my other one is in the shop"

boy_named_su · 2019-10-26T02:52:15+00:00

"If your vagina wasn't so cavernous, youd be satisfied with an above-average dick" haha

laserdicks · 2019-10-26T04:09:56+00:00

>implying she knows what size dicks are in inches

They don't actually know btw. It's just another tool for them to use to get a reaction out of you/someone else.

legojelly643 · 2019-10-26T14:02:29+00:00

Tell her to hmu since she needs a real man

Thatbiengsaid · 2019-10-26T02:44:53+00:00

My advice learn how to finger/rub/eat pussy become a professional in that shit. Have some dildos and vibrators ready and clean at all times along with the knowledge on how to use them surgically precise and you will be fine. Your dick may not be big but if you give them an experience they’ll keep coming back.

Title	How to respond if a girl disrespects your dick?
Author	Everglade301
Upvotes	115
Comments	148
Date	26 October 2019 01:57 AM UTC (1 year ago)
Subreddit	askTRP
Link	https://theredarchive.com/post/292778
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/asktrp/comments/dn7h65/how_to_respond_if_a_girl_disrespects_your_dick/