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How to respond if a girl disrespects your dick?

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October 26, 2019
115 upvotes

Small dick people, how did you respond?

My dick size?

Above average. She wanted an 8+ inch cock though lol.

What are some cheeky responses you've replied to this shit test or comment?


Post Information
Title How to respond if a girl disrespects your dick?
Author Everglade301
Upvotes 115
Comments 148
Date 26 October 2019 01:57 AM UTC (1 year ago)
Subreddit askTRP
Link https://theredarchive.com/post/292778
Original Link https://old.reddit.com/r/asktrp/comments/dn7h65/how_to_respond_if_a_girl_disrespects_your_dick/
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[–]kfd_capital 188 points189 points  (12 children) | Copy

Tell her she should have no problem putting it in her ass then.

[–]thealexcolombar 19 points20 points  (4 children) | Copy

"and if you cry, you're gonna have to suck me off right after"

[–]howigotin 4 points5 points  (1 child) | Copy

🤢😷

[–]MultiMidsets 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

💀💀💀💀

[–]kfd_capital 11 points12 points  (1 child) | Copy

Poop chunks and all

[–]BareMinimumReddit 9 points10 points  (0 children) | Copy

Thanks Sherlock

[–]baldymcgee919 28 points29 points  (0 children) | Copy

This is the correct response!

[–]alphabachelor 6 points7 points  (4 children) | Copy

Perfect response, it's a win-win.

99 times out a 100, the thot is going to get pissed off at your answer and storm off. You win.

The rare thot is going to get turned on that you threw her shit back at her and fuck you. You win.

[–]JosephBosa -1 points0 points  (2 children) | Copy

How would that be a win then lmfao?

[–]Shieldless_One 4 points5 points  (1 child) | Copy

If she wasn’t going to fuck you anyway at least she left feeling like she missed out on some kinky sex instead of this dude feeling inept.

[–]JosephBosa 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Thats just how men think, logically. But to women kinky sex is nothing if theres no attraction. It amplifies attraction but doesnt create it. If Fat Bastard tried choking and pounding a 18 year old she wouldnt view the sex as any better, she will be pissed hes "jackhammering" and shit. This is often when women shit talk rough sex, is when its with a beta.

[–]ice_cold_sandwich 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Love this!

[–]DTJ1313 90 points91 points  (8 children) | Copy

Geesh, an 18 year old me would’ve been crushed.

[–]TheGillos 27 points28 points  (7 children) | Copy

I had the Maxim dick size chart from one of their magazines back in the day. If a girl had ever tried to say I didn't measure up I could have pointed her towards the length and girth measurements.

Maybe there's an app idea there. Put a can of pop next to your dick, for size benchmark, line up the camera, and bingo. Dick verified above average, or whatever. Top 90% in the world or something.

[–]owning_my_shit 29 points30 points  (3 children) | Copy

DEER - not the best reply to a shit test

But I like the entrepreneurial thoughts, any starts there?

[–]TheGillos 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

If done seriously, yeah. But I hardly do anything seriously. I think it would be funny to break out a Maxim for "evidence".

[–]Broseph-The-Great 1 points [recovered]  (1 child) | Copy

DEER?

[–]BPasFuck 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Defend, evade, excuse, rationalize, some shit like that.

Basically, shorthand for bitch-mode thinking and behavior, when the thing to do is remain unphased, and certain-- a lot of guys can't help themselves and hasten to justify shit.

Don't. Your mental point of origin should be more like: This is what it is. Deal with it, coz I don't give a shit.

[–]unn4med 4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

😂😂😂

[–]ChadTheWaiter100 1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

Thankfully I’ve never had this problem. Well I should thank my dad for blessing me with his snake dick

[–]TheGillos 3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

Garden snake?

[–]vodkalimesoda1 347 points348 points  (5 children) | Copy

Hahaha that must be the biggest slut on earth. Ignore and move on. Tyrone and the gang will sort her out.

[–]redroxi 63 points64 points  (0 children) | Copy

Lmao this

[–]castleglastonbury 25 points26 points  (0 children) | Copy

Let her find out she ain’t getting no child support.

[–]LilLoserFreny 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

LMAO💀

[–]LeatherBoundWisdom 200 points201 points  (6 children) | Copy

The fuck? that is a hard fucking next. Such disrespect. You take time out of your day and she dips like that. Ghost her, she has zero value.

[–]Bruchibre 198 points199 points  (3 children) | Copy

Eh, I think she already hard nexted him

[–]Alt_Mayday 37 points38 points  (1 child) | Copy

Lol this is the bitter truth. You can't next someone if you already got nexted. OP got melted.

[–]LeatherBoundWisdom 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

If he's thinking about how to reply to shit tests, he is still trying to get with her. Most beta guys won't next a girl who already nexted them, they remain as "friends".

[–]Republic_of_Ash 20 points21 points  (0 children) | Copy

Savage.

[–]Non-Cookie-cutter 28 points29 points  (1 child) | Copy

hard next someone who already hard nexted you ?

[–]Rage8150 22 points23 points  (0 children) | Copy

You can't fire me.... I quit!!!

[–]Icy_Thought 66 points67 points  (1 child) | Copy

Damn, was her pussy a dungeon or some shit?

[–]mysticplaces 31 points32 points  (0 children) | Copy

Her pussy is an excavated quarry, abandoned by the company after all resources were depleted. This bitch has probably had a thousand cocks and needs the titanic to actually get some minute degree of sensation.

[–]Distractingyou 23 points24 points  (1 child) | Copy

The herpes outbreak is so good to make it believeble tell to few people not many then those are the ones that are going to spread it even more

[–]hopelesshotel 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

this is true, dont be a rumor spreader

[–]InscrutablePUA 61 points62 points  (16 children) | Copy

Yeah that shits hurts especially when you're 18-21. Nothing to do but hard next. Size queens do exist but they're pretty rare

[–]OpenParr 59 points60 points  (1 child) | Copy

Haha haha. Just next her dude. Do not worry about this.

[–]LeEbinConchShell 17 points18 points  (0 children) | Copy

when you see her, if she says anything, stop her midsentece and just be like "already smashed!"

[–]sweatybuyer 113 points114 points  (18 children) | Copy

since you're in college, she's probably going to tell her friends your dick was small. If anyone questions you about it say she was the loosest girl you've ever fucked.

Regardless, not much to be said here other than hard next. For her to say that to you, you probably didn't fuck her well enough or she just doesn't respect/acknowledge your frame.

[–]PrettyHateSmooshing 164 points165 points  (16 children) | Copy

saying she is the loosest girl he has ever fucked would be confirming her story that he has a small dick. ie, it felt loose because he was small.

claim she had a herpes outbreak, and you declined her sex. disseminate that shit. no mercy. I would even go on the fucking offense given her attitude and let people know before she does. Play no games with this one, offer no patience.

[–]TexAs_sWag 26 points27 points  (2 children) | Copy

This also provides an explanation for why she may have thought his dick was small. “How the fuck am I supposed to get hard looking at that shit?”

[–]PrettyHateSmooshing 19 points20 points  (1 child) | Copy

that's very good. when she eventually confronts OP with two or three of her friends in tow, he can respond with this line - the girl's friends will laugh - and crush whatever is remaining of her bitchy spirit to smithereens.

[–]UniversalFapture 4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

YES!!!!!! DO IT

[–]hopelesshotel 51 points52 points  (5 children) | Copy

yes do THIS bro, crush her before she crushes you

[–]user876541 42 points43 points  (1 child) | Copy

Fuck yes, I almost got a boner from reading this. Do this OP

[–]KarmicPrism 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

You mean you didn't get a whole fullie?

[–]Thegrumbliestpuppy 3 points4 points  (2 children) | Copy

Or just write off her friends since they're probably as shitty of people as she is, not worth hooking up with. No need to lower himself to their scummy level.

[–]hopelesshotel 5 points6 points  (1 child) | Copy

fuck that. she’s about to tell the whole school he has a small D. its kill or be killed

[–]FrontloadPain 9 points10 points  (0 children) | Copy

Are you all on tiny colleges? My university has more than twenty thousand students, I couldn't care less if some chick was talking shit about me

[–]vodkalimesoda1 17 points18 points  (0 children) | Copy

Hahahah THIS!

[–]JazzyHustlah 6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy

Sounds like some shit I read in The Prince

[–]EnterTheN1nja 4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

Make sure you add words like "I'm pretty sure" or "it looked like" before you outright say she had herpes. That'll help you in the rare case that she sues for slander. If it's phrased as an opinion you're usually clear.

[–]KarmicPrism 4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

You are a fucking beast. Don't ever forget it.

[–]sadshark 8 points9 points  (1 child) | Copy

No, just stay away. She's gonna say you raped her. The fuck is wrong with you people?

Just let it go, not worth your time or emotions.

[–]whoareyou31 3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

The only sane response so far. Let it go and if girls ask if your dicks small tell them how about you come thru and find out

[–]Snowaey 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Saved LMAO

[–]Ivabighairy1 9 points10 points  (0 children) | Copy

I’m thinking more along the lines of “Funny she didn’t say that when I was fucking her brains out” or “She’s just saying that because she’s hurt, I’m looking for an FWB and she wanted more.” No matter what she says after that people won’t believe her.”

Sad it has to come to this.

[–]MR_SKINNYPENIS69 21 points22 points  (2 children) | Copy

There's not much you can do in this situation. It's just one of those powers women have to really crush a guy and unless you have a big dick you'll always be vulnerable to really assholish women willing to take advantage of that power. There really isn't an equivalent power we have, and if she says it first and you come back with something it won't sound sincere because you're just trying to get her back.

[–]We_Broke_Up 13 points14 points  (0 children) | Copy

I feel like frame control solves all of this as long as you're delusionally confident. If you got your frame to a god-like state I feel like you could literally frame any reality any way you want. A comment below yours even showed a great example for when a chick calls the dude's dick small during sex. He could just say " Great. Why don't you bend over now, and find a bigger one after." and then dump her afterwards or do whatever. Anything said at that point would dismiss her completely or flip it on her and you'd keep doing your own thing. This needs super high confidence, no ego, and high ability to tolerate stress and to adapt.

[–]mysticplaces 3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

Disagree somewhat with this statement. Most women are extremely self-conscious about their bodies. Mentioning their breasts or lack thereof, the cleanliness/smell of their cunt, the size/shape of their labia, etc.

I had this one girl in bed that did an absolute hack job on shaving her cunt. It looked like she used elementary school scissors while blindfolded and intoxicated. Being my normal OCD self, I couldn’t help but mention how shitty her twat looked/felt. Needless to say, she closed up shop. Never heard the end of that one from her before she was history. Some women are absolute idiots and give you all the clues you need to reach such conclusions early on.

The point being that women don’t necessarily hold all the power. It’s the lacking entity that is most vulnerable to rejection. So if you’ve got a small cock or your pussy has got roast beef curtains, stinks of rotten fish, flat tits, etc., it’s all the same.

[–]Johndingus111 16 points17 points  (1 child) | Copy

Say she has a small dick lol

[–]MrPernicious 16 points17 points  (0 children) | Copy

"Her clit was so big I thought it was a micro-penis"

[–]comu_nacho 14 points15 points  (0 children) | Copy

That's porn at work for you. People have a way distorted view of human body true measurements. It's all camera angles and shaved pubes. Besides, women average waist and breasts aren't porn's averages. Neither are penis averages. It's all edited to make the body part in question look longer, shorter, or whatever is needed for the niche the movie it's made for.

Laugh it off, tell her she watches too much porn. Go down on her, tease her for a while. she'll be begging for whatever dick you're dealing.

[–]Spaghetti1776 12 points13 points  (0 children) | Copy

implying female opinion matters.

Treat it like a retard just called you ugly because that’s what just happened.

[–]Ivabighairy1 9 points10 points  (0 children) | Copy

The late Sam Kinison:”So I have a small dick? Good! Now you won’t mind when I SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!!!”

Or you could tell her not to talk with her mouth full then pop it in her mouth ...

Tell her it’s normal sized and if she didn’t sleep with every guy in town she would know that ...

Or go with The Nuclear Neg and tell her she’s fat ...

So many options!

[–]BIG8L_117 24 points25 points  (6 children) | Copy

This post is halarious

[–]fanartaltmanfartsalt 1 points [recovered]  (4 children) | Copy

Larry David voice

HUGE VAGINA! HUGE!

[–]BIG8L_117 2 points3 points  (3 children) | Copy

You mean Amy shumer

[–]no_its_a_subaru 0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

Wow man! What have farm animals done to you for you to be so mean?!

[–]Republic_of_Ash 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

They were big dick people

[–]Republic_of_Ash -1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

Arise, Small Dick People! ... a bit higher

[–]majani 4 points5 points  (1 child) | Copy

If you are telling the truth and you are above average (5 inches erect), then this woman was on the fence and you screwed it up somewhere. No biggie, on to the next one. If you are sugarcoating the truth bro, PM me.

[–]JosephBosa 3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

He’s sugarcoating, woman only nuclear shit test like this when the game is lacking. There’s levels to shit testing and this one is at least a 9/10 on the disrespect scale

The chances of him having an above average dick and tight game is just about literally 0%. These shit tests follow after he had a major bitch moment, didn’t lead, cried, or just about any type of behavior that would make a woman lose respect for you and consider you a “man child”

[–]NolanKnowstheTruth 7 points8 points  (1 child) | Copy

"My dick is actually pretty big but I guess next to your gargantuan pussy, not so much."

"My dick automatically shrinks when I smell extreme vaginosis."

[–]thrwy75479 11 points12 points  (0 children) | Copy

If you're both naked, while looking at her pussy disappointingly: "Oh…"

Or:

"Yea, you seem like the type that would need something bigger."

Or:

"Great. Why don't you bend over now, and find a bigger one after."

Or:

"Yeah right, you can't even handle mine."

[–]ExoticPanther 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Lol dude leave her to it, NEEEEEEXT

[–]asorals 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Meh. Laugh about it and move on.

[–]EvelynnSpoiler 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

I'd probably slap her the in the face and treat her like dog shit the next time we fuck

[–]AscensionExperiments 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

If she's a size queen, it's because she's hella loose. Not even worth sweating about dude

[–]Casd12 8 points9 points  (2 children) | Copy

This is why it's blessed being an easy Asian guy. Chicks comes in with minimum expectations then you supprised her with that above average dick

[–]masterpiece00 1 points [recovered]  (1 child) | Copy

In the end your still asian.

[–]Casd12 4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

You sound butthurt, so I'll agree with you not because you're right, but because I pity you.

[–]Zero-Milk 3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

Whatever dude. This woman's just a bigger piece of shit than most of the others. You'll get your dick wet with hundreds of other women in your life.

[–]Lightways434 4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

Lmaoo the average woman can’t even take an 8 inch dick. Hard next the hoe

[–]Bluedog5x5 5 points6 points  (1 child) | Copy

“Oh shut up and suck it”

[–]throaway69404 4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

Be nice. Get 2-3 black men with big dicks to her house, and tell them to strip in front of her while surrounding her. Then ask her is this big enough and watch her get fucked by 3 black men.

PM if you need those 3 black men Me and my boys are always available.

[–]masterpiece00 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

If anyone is over the 6 inch average then most girls wouldn't know how big you actually are.
I call bullshit on this whole thread.

[–]Uzinero 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

I had exact same happen a few months ago and posted about it on this sub lol. I was caught off guard so didn't do anything about it at the time (we were fucking and she got off and told me my dick was too small to ride), it just killed the mood completely, finished myself off, got dressed, went home and deleted her on everything.

[–]Unlucky_Leader 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

trying to run a Monday morning quarterback on this moment isn't going to help. Internalize your game, and you'll be able to come up with things.

There is no perfect response. she body-shamed you about something you can't affect. Can she have this opinion of your dick? yes, of course. Should she have told you? Fuck no. That shit is going to hurt. You met an asshole today. You are going to meet many assholes in life. If you can't handle that, then you have a deeper problem.

The sex god method is a great book if you are trying to improve your sex game beyond just physical attributes. Best of luck.

[–]Snowboard18 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Ignore and next that disrespectful bitch

[–]TRP VanguardWhisper 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Why would you need a cheeky response?

Once it's over with a girl, the trick is to no longer care what she thinks. If you want a cheeky response to make yourself look good, or her feel bad, then you are still invested.

[–]Red_Pill_Brotherhood 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Who cares. You said you're above average so whatever she thinks isnt reality.

[–]JameisBong 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Pfttt, girl STFU. This is the best 2 inches of dick you'll ever get and you know it. Block her immediately and wait.

[–]dadfrombrad 3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

If she wants to maintain that you have a small dick?

Make her known as the biggest slut on campus

[–]f_ck_kale 3 points4 points  (1 child) | Copy

Is it me or something doesn’t add up. How are you above average and still got declined, I mean I don’t give a shit but you got to embrace your size man.

[–]_Icarus_Reborn_ 7 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy

Cause women can have a warped sense of normal due to porn just like men, with unrealistic expectations.

Also they probably don't know what an average penis size is and assume its bigger than it is, or she's just been lucky with big boys (most likely due to CC) and has expections.

[–]ac714 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

This is some TRP troll bait shit.

[–]ScooopWoopScoup 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Lmaoo

[–]Hoombus 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

"Silence bitch" then fuck her ass

[–]juicy-asssss 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

This post is filled with the most beta comments along with the most beta post.., wtf happened to trp community...

[–]redroxi 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Next

[–]Time_Animal_ 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Cut it off, show that Bitch just how little you care

[–]Deontic_Anti-statist 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

It's all a matter of perspective. If you care about this stuff then you'll be crushed. But if not then I guess she played herself.

[–]VigilantSmartbomb 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Agree and amplify

Coulda saved it

[–]Livecrazyjoe 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

This can't be real. What dude would post how little his dick is?

[–]binrobinro 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

That's okay. I thought a fat chick would at least have decent boobs.

[–]JRthePUMP 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

If you’re fucking her right and being the man outside the bedroom, this ain’t an issue. I’m average maybe below average and make girls love it.

[–]Hydrakeen 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

She did nothing wrong. You are better off without a size queen. No response needed. Go out and get another one.

[–]bodybuilder98 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

If she's saying that you're definitely below average. Girls wouldn't notice the difference between 6ish and "8".

[–]McDrMuffinMan 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Tell her a genie comes out, but only if she rubs it hard enough

[–]cbetsinger 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Even a 747 looks small in an airplane hanger.

[–]idontmiind 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

This is the moment you see how strong you've really developed your frame.

[–]Republic_of_Ash 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Small dick people, how do you respond?

Small dick people:

[–]longjeep2005 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Don’t worry about coming up with a witty response to that, your response should be no response to that kind of behavior. Sounds like she’s either bipolar and trying to manipulate you or she’s just number two prostitute in all Kazakhstan. I’m inclined to think it’s the latter

[–]DarkJayBR 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Don't worry, it's just a bitch, next her immediately. Women don't care much about penis size, they prefer girth. An average dick should be enough to satisfy them, of course if you know how to use it. Most women don't like having a huge dick busting their womb, it's incredibly painful, except if she's a size queen but that kind of woman is rare to find. So don't worry about that.

[–]violetmonstermunch 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

You just got to get to a place where you don't even listen to what the bitches are saying. You wanted to fuck her, you did. Your pleasure is all that matters.

Now, of course that's a terrible thing to happen to you, it's like criticizing your manhood.

  1. your dick size is perfectly normal : girls are used to seeing huge ones in porn, + they go for the top 2% like for everything else etc.... but you are perfectly fine. You don't have a problem. If she thinks like that she is the one having a problem.
  2. She is a trash human being who doesn't deserve any respect, time, attention or consideration. Because she is nothing but a pile of stinking shit, don't let her opinion matters to you
  3. Of course, never give her any attention.

[–]Hedser91 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Imagine it the other way around, complaining about the tightness of a girl. Wtf. No decency.

[–]Andrew54321 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Anal

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

I'd laugh at her as she walked out. You're the prize, so her turning you down and leaving is hilarious.

Was lying in bed after fucking and had one of my new plates give me shit about having a small body. I laughed at her...I was an inside line backer and fullback. She was shit testing me. After I laughed at her, I told her to put my dick back in her mouth, and she did.

[–]RaidenDark 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

I would never EVER fuck a girl that complained about my above average dick size. Hell the fuck no, what kind of freak needs more than what I got? I'd have kicked her stanky ass out on the spot and spritz her and everything she touched with the holy water on the way out.

Begone thot!

[–]xddm2653 -1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

bro you gotta disrespect that pussy, like spit on it or something

[–]Helmet_Icicle -1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

"I thought you'd be a lot bigger. You're dick is too small for me."

Big vagina

[–]snehehsb -2 points-1 points  (0 children) | Copy

Kegals lol. It's a muscle they can work it just we work ours. Do you even lift bro would be funny lol. Or your ass will think it's big lol

[–]wawakaka -2 points-1 points  (0 children) | Copy

just grin and say "your pussy liked it" or "my other one is in the shop"

[–]boy_named_su -1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

"If your vagina wasn't so cavernous, youd be satisfied with an above-average dick" haha

[–]laserdicks -1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

>implying she knows what size dicks are in inches

They don't actually know btw. It's just another tool for them to use to get a reaction out of you/someone else.

[–]legojelly643 -1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

Tell her to hmu since she needs a real man



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