EDIT- To help your mind's eye imagine the scene, it's shoulder to shoulder 300+ people, loud ass music, and only 3 bouncers on staff. A lot of people are asking my size so I'll just add it here. 6' 190 at ~10%. Veins and abs + jaw so could be sub 10 but don't care to test.

Summary: Working as a bouncer lets you see the scene objectively, talk to a broad spectrum of females, and observe drunk dudes.

My girlfriend loved me talking about getting this job, but once I had actually got it she hated it. First, it was about me getting hit on by drunk sluts (I didn't think it would happen much), then it was about my safety. Truth is the former was her main concern.

I recommend getting a job as a bouncer, seriously. It helps to think about it when you're lifting. You're making money while you watch everyone spend it. It makes you look at the scene objectively, and you get to see all kinds of women (except the ones that wouldn't step foot in there). Women know their place with you. I had hot ass girls hit on me, and the ugliest ones not even bat an eye. I'd flirt with them for the hell of it and they'd get all warm. Two girls showed tits, one lifted her skirt to have her ass stamped by me, another stared deeply at me and put her finger in her mouth, then licked the stamp off her hand, fuck me eyes. I could keep going, but that's the highlight reel.

Whenever a dude who looked like trouble would mean mug me I'd check him at the door. "How much have you been drinking tonight?" Give him shit, let him know he's not in charge as soon as he walks in there.

By the time everyone is leaving, you get to see them in their drunken state. Most dudes who came in "alpha" (for lack of a better word) leave looking defeated, intoxicated, and confused. The girls look happy for the most part as they've just received their weekly dopamine rush through intoxication and validation. Few girls left with dudes they didn't come with, and I would not say this is a "classy establishment". Yes, girls will hang on you and try to flirt, especially if you make a good impression. 10 girls slipped me their number on the way out and asked what time I was off. I just told them get home safe, because I was meeting my girl after. If you're in shape you're gonna meet women, they'll make sure of it.

If there are any questions about the fights that broke out and how they were handled I'll answer them in the comments. There were a lot of near fights but I was able to get between the people and talk them out of it. Most of the time the aggressor doesn't even know why he's about to fight, he's just drunk and mad about something.

Lessons learned Getting a job as a bouncer and being able to talk to tons of women, making a first impression from a position of authority puts you in the drivers seat.