Nah, sis

slythergin23 · 2020-12-31T15:17:48+00:00

why sleep with people who throw a tantrum about that in the first place? these standards are getting lower and lower

threedotlove · 2020-12-31T15:36:40+00:00

It's not hurting his poor little fee-fees to not get her off - it is damaging his over-inflated ego. Which is a good thing. Make them learn to get better at sex ffs.

Marigold-ink · 2020-12-31T16:06:38+00:00

I have zero regrets and have better sex than I have in years bc yeah it’s the same end result but no drama so I can enjoy myself

If you’re faking orgasms, you have a pitiful sex life. Just because you’re avoiding their mantrums by faking it doesn’t mean the sex is better. Your standards are still in hell. The woman who’s now with an emotionally abusive boyfriend calling it a healthy relationship because he treats her better than her physically abusive ex is still in a shitty relationship.

I will absolutely call your shit out. Don’t indoctrinate girls and other women into following your toxic advice.

Screw your little end remark:

What ya don’t know won’t kill you.

It hurts women. This is not sexually liberated.

Summerisle7 · 2020-12-31T15:20:11+00:00

Oh TwoXChromosomes, never change

candyfox84 · 2020-12-31T15:33:53+00:00

Because lying is such a great baseline for a relationship 🤔

Phoenix__Rising2018 · 2020-12-31T15:13:31+00:00

Brain dead. If she stopped faking it she might have a chance of getting a partner who could figure it out. She bought the wrong ticket. "i KnOw WhAt i LiKe", yeah that's why you don't orgasm. This is the epitome of libfem bullshit. "I can't make men respect me so I will just disrespect myself" "I can't make men give me orgasm so I'll just fake it" "I can't control men sexualizing me so I might as well fuck men for 20 bucks. Winning!"

Minute_Sign · 2020-12-31T15:25:55+00:00

Screw his feelings! If a guy can’t get you off he needs to work on it instead of pulling the whole ‘woe is me’ card!

SakuraGirl88 · 2020-12-31T15:40:57+00:00

Nah. My faking it days are over! If I know what I want and I tell you and you don't reciprocate, then I'm not doing anything.

wellwhalewailflail · 2020-12-31T15:36:20+00:00

Fuck his feelings. We don't reward low effort anymore.

Ana_jp · 2020-12-31T16:01:18+00:00

All women who do this are accomplishing is training their guy badly for the next woman, who definitely won’t appreciate it. I’ve had to train boyfriends out of bad habits because of this shit. They thought they were much better than they were and couldn’t understand why it didn’t work just as well on me as their previous partners.

HeavyMetalLobster · 2020-12-31T16:34:24+00:00

These are the same people who don’t train their dogs because “it’s just gonna jump around anyway. Just wait for it to stop” 🙃

feminologie_ · 2020-12-31T17:27:07+00:00

If she already knows she won't have an orgasm then why is she still having sex with these men? What is the point? Like how much do you have to hate yourself to sleep with a man knowing that he can't get you off? And exposing yourself to STDs, pregnancy and potential abuse in the bedroom. Why. Whhyyyyyy???!!!

cinnamonketchup · 2020-12-31T17:18:34+00:00

"AND YOU SHOULD TOO" HAAAAAA

BaffledBazaar · 2020-12-31T16:58:17+00:00

So you captured it before they flooded it with awards? "I fake my orgasms and you should too" 🏅🏅🎖🎖🎖🎖🏆🏆🏆🏆🥇🥇🥈🥉🙌🙌

gutsandgorey · 2020-12-31T17:40:45+00:00

It's not hard to make a woman orgasm!!! Stop spreading this misogynistic myth!! Men are just fucking lazy and selfish. You're just giving them a pass. "Well I tried but who among us can unlock the mysteries of the female orgasm? Ok back to sucking my dick".

If he can't make you cum with his dick then he needs to use his hands or tongue.

Gambit12345 · 2020-12-31T15:24:12+00:00

I’ve never faked an orgasm in my life. If the dude wasn’t doing it I told his ass straight up. Luckily I missed whatever indoctrination said women should appease men who are terrible in bed by faking it. OP should get a vibrator and quit worrying about babying these men who are masturbating into her. Or find a man who will give a damn to learn her body so she can come.

SansaDeservedBetter · 2020-12-31T17:25:38+00:00

This screams manfiction to me.

misszazie · 2020-12-31T15:15:48+00:00

Not for me. Yeah, sometimes it's just not going to happen but with a good partner, things still feel good and it's nice to be intimate.

I don't have to fake anything, and he should understand that's how my body is. If his feelings are getting hurt or he's causing drama, he can give his hand an orgasm.

AmethistStars · 2020-12-31T17:10:43+00:00

Yeah that's a big nah indeed. If she wants to fake her orgasms that's on her I guess, but ugh this audacity to tell us we should too annoys me. Slow down, pick me. I've never faked my orgasms for anyone and guess what? That works for a guy to actually try harder.

2020-12-31T17:45:49+00:00

How is she saying she has the best sex she’s had in years when she admits she doesn’t even orgasm from it? 💀 wow sounds like really great sex huh...

Danigirl_03 · 2020-12-31T18:28:40+00:00

I haven’t faked and I won’t. If you can’t give me an orgasm I’m not going to give you a false sense of ego about it. And frankly I’m aware that I don’t need much effort to orgasm. I’m fairly sensitive and have a pronounced g spot. If you can’t make me orgasm. You aren’t worth my time at all. If I don’t manage even one you’re not getting another chance again with me ever.

MonicaLSolis · 2020-12-31T18:44:44+00:00

Men see sex as an extension of masturbation. To them, sex is getting a blowjob as foreplay and them jack-hammering you until they finish

CountingDownTheDays5 · 2020-12-31T15:44:37+00:00

Going into 2021 with negatively and nonsense is not something I'm down with. This right here is both.

dzgata · 2020-12-31T17:07:47+00:00

Fake orgasms?? Oh no baby, that ain’t gon work.

MonicaLSolis · 2020-12-31T18:35:22+00:00

Fuck that. I am not settling for unfulfilling anticlimactic sex because it hurts his feelings. Boo hoo. With all the risks associated with sex, I better be having mind-blowing orgasms

Picklepromises · 2020-12-31T17:22:22+00:00

OP and all my FDS sisters! I’m willing to bet my entire life savings that this is not a woman. This is a man posing as a woman. Exhibit 1) “She” talks about ruining the mood, Exhibit 2) “She” uses the word “drama”. Exhibit 3) “She” says it makes sex better because there is no “drama”. last I heard most women don’t complain (although they should) when guys fail to make them orgasm (which is basically all the time!), so where is the drama??? I say if more women complained about not orgasming, at least men would put more effort in trying!

_xyoungbellax_ · 2020-12-31T19:16:49+00:00

I can and will never fake. The straightforward answer is "God, you're so awful" and remove myself from the situation.

LevelTurbulent · 2020-12-31T20:08:05+00:00

She's having better sex than ever... and still not having orgasms.

So her best sex ever of her whole life that is so great she's giving advice about it is still garbage compared to what I can do for myself with a finger and a few minutes laying comfortably in my bed.

Yeah, no thanks. I do not need advice from this woman.

biggestsigh · 2020-12-31T18:53:57+00:00

That's just dumb. She picks bad partners to fuck with. I've never faked an orgasm because I don't like to stop until I'm satisfied. I'm not a porno, just because he cums doesn't mean it's over. People have such weird ideas about sex.

companyofwolves · 2020-12-31T21:18:24+00:00

Frankly this just makes me wonder if she's into men all that much.

Don't flatter them by faking, this is why so many of them are so fucking bad at sex!!! And anyway, no man needs his ego boosted by lies, they're already undeservedly full of themselves.

2021-01-01T10:07:52+00:00

Um... no. Why is she even catering to a hookups feelings?

Title	Nah, sis
Author	ShortandRatchet
Upvotes	84
Comments	41
Date	December 30, 2020 8:44 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/knaems/nah_sis/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/nah-sis.354243 https://theredarchive.com/post/354243

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