"I don't do friends."

myousername · 2020-12-12T03:58:49+00:00

There are probably tons of male lurkers watching this and thinking "SEE? Women hate nice guys" and not seeing anything wrong with his behavior at all. One of many reasons why these dudes are single 🤣💀

chatrebelle · 2020-12-12T04:03:28+00:00

I laughed so hard at this. HE FILMED HIMSELF SINGING 😂😂 I can't

Cool-Fill9819 · 2020-12-12T04:02:26+00:00

This is embarrassing.

Cringe. Cringe. And more Cringe.

TheTower_14 · 2020-12-12T04:18:55+00:00

Narc narc narc 👁️👄👁️. I would've stopped at the being friends thing. Never befriend a man at a bar.

solitairelover · 2020-12-12T04:12:52+00:00

Wow nothing gets me hot and bothered like a grown man filming himself singing 90s hits for me in an effort to get me to sleep with him, can’t believe she wouldn’t give such a stud like him a chance! 0/10 for singing ability, 2/10 for his use of emojis, and 10/10 audacity points for “loving” the peace out picture she sent him

makafakafo · 2020-12-12T04:10:00+00:00

This dude can't be serious. This is shit boys in middle school were doing, not grown ass.... wait a sec 🤔🤣

Confidence_Relative · 2020-12-12T04:39:20+00:00

🤢🤮 I wouldn’t even say I’m open to friendship to any random man! That opens a huge pandora box you don’t want to deal with. Plus what’s with his unsolicited narcissistic pictures of himself 🧐🤨

Novemberinthechair · 2020-12-12T06:40:53+00:00

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jacarandaqueen2 · 2020-12-12T07:44:45+00:00

Are there women who like the singing thing? There's a guy who sang for me and it was the most awkward experience.

Gloomy-Ad3145 · 2020-12-12T08:28:10+00:00

All that jaw but I bet he won't eat pussy.. just sing real off-key and awkwardly only to ask if she came.

Novemberinthechair · 2020-12-12T07:01:40+00:00

Does anyone else think he has a punchable face? Like, oh my lord, I'd like to punch him.

viell · 2020-12-12T12:24:59+00:00

He has 0 reasons to be this confident lol

achelois_healer · 2020-12-12T04:49:24+00:00

Good god what a douche

Xlunas · 2020-12-12T12:19:08+00:00

I know the point of this post is his cringy behavior but imagine your boyfriend giving his number to the girl who asked for it in a bar and telling you it's because he was "open to be friends". Am I being crazy?

theawkwardalli · 2020-12-12T04:52:51+00:00

I’m pretty sure I’ve seen that guy on one of the dating apps 💀

anxious-american · 2020-12-12T10:53:30+00:00

"I don't do friends"

So, in other words...

"Women aren't worth talking to unless they're willing to have sex with me"

vibewitheasi · 2020-12-12T04:48:47+00:00

I wonder why she sent the pic of herself

mynameisrominka · 2020-12-12T06:53:09+00:00

Cringeropia

hughesyy94 · 2020-12-12T12:10:13+00:00

Lol this guy is a creepy fuck

AmethistStars · 2020-12-12T05:16:01+00:00

It’s hilarious and sad at the same time he thinks this strategy actually works. Let’s be honest, if a woman is not interested she is not interested. Even if she was single and just not into him this wouldn’t work on her to suddenly get interested.

localgirlcult · 2020-12-12T11:24:49+00:00

I need him to be a bad, unfunny comedian and I need this to be a shitty bit. I need that for my health.

Also if this is real and not just a fever dream I'm having cause I still can't accept what I saw, I'm a lil worried about this woman. She's telling random guys at bars that she's open to friendship. THEY DON'T WANNA BE YOUR FRIENDS.

2020-12-12T12:51:57+00:00

men are so desperate :D

light_workerx3 · 2020-12-12T13:26:09+00:00

Lol I can't stop laughing 🤣🤣

2020-12-12T07:29:29+00:00

Grosssss

CCbaby93 · 2020-12-12T07:40:03+00:00

Extra cringe 😅😬

Bordersz · 2020-12-12T08:45:43+00:00

Terrible he is singing that Jesse McCartney song ruining it. Thinking of Jesse, his "Leavin'" song is something that just plays in my head. Just leave and never go back. Should have never tried to befriend a guy who tried to get with you. They are just TROUBLE. When a guy (co-worker, acquaintance, classmate) shows a hint that they like you cut them out

kalina95 · 2020-12-12T05:43:09+00:00

I love how she's like Maybe: George 😂

Wildestrose1988 · 2020-12-12T07:36:49+00:00

I can imagine being with my ex fiance from when I was younger, and showing him some shit like this and he would probably scream at me and act like it's my fault that some loser is dogging me; instead if laughing with me about how stupid he is

trumpslefttit · 2020-12-12T15:06:30+00:00

Why am I straight?

Title	"I don't do friends."
Author	WatermelonSugar47
Upvotes	278
Comments	60
Date	December 12, 2020 3:45 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/kbi36y/i_dont_do_friends/
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