Is he trying to sound gross?

Fatt3stAveng3r · 2020-08-11T21:11:04+00:00

"In town til Friday" aka "I want to hook up but too lazy to find a hooker".

september-four · 2020-08-11T21:11:50+00:00

“Well honey, I met your father online it’s a cute story! He had mentioned his libido in his bio, and spelled it wrong, so I thought maybe this guy is the one”

Pasdepromesses · 2020-08-11T21:12:18+00:00

What’s a labido? Does he mean libido, because that’s really gross.

Phoenix__Rising2018 · 2020-08-11T21:35:50+00:00

"libido like an 18 year old" So you will want to fuck way too roughly five times in a row with one minute of foreplay combined and 0 orgasms for me?

shakethat_milkshake · 2020-08-11T21:17:22+00:00

the reason he deletes if you don't respond within a few hours is because the tagline of "only in town til friday" is permanently on his profile so the jig will be up otherwise ;)

paperbagskirt · 2020-08-11T21:40:28+00:00

If he’s only in town until Friday and is looking for a pro bono hooker, why is he talking about jiu jitsu and his credit and shit?

Jinxhourglass · 2020-08-11T21:09:26+00:00

Wtf did they use their Facebook business page to make an account? I know that’s not their real name. Lol they don’t even try during sign up.

Summerisle7 · 2020-08-11T21:59:36+00:00

This guy is so obviously married it's not even funny

EclecticBarbarella · 2020-08-11T21:38:39+00:00

Omg when people ask me why I don’t date I’m just going to show them this.... “Ladies, I’m tall and somewhat adult. Please line up on the left to fall on muh penis.” In my experience guys that are into MMA normally have issues (in fact if the name was different I’d swear this was a guy I’ve talked to before, who ended up being crazy)

redbirdflies · 2020-08-11T22:07:18+00:00

Let’s translate, shall we?

6’5” 230 lbs - I’m actually 5’9” and 295 lbs, but I’m betting once you meet me in person, my precious personality will help you overlook my lies. You’re a bitch if you don’t like short, fat guys anyway

Covid dad bod: I’m more overweight than I was before the pandemic

Decent credit: Actually I have bad credit but it’s decent compared to people who have worse credit than mine

Brazilian Jiu Jitsu: I took a few classes in my 20s but I tell everyone that I’m a purple belt

Silicon Valley Startup Life: I wasted my youth pretending that I had the idea of the century while I barely made an effort to bring it to fruition. The idea was good enough. Who needs to work hard to make it happen?

Career driven: see above

English bulldog: you like dogs don’t you? Women love dogs, don’t you want to suck my cock now?

Human child dad, not every other weekend dad: my kids come “first”, so every time I am low effort with you, it’s because I’m just being a great dad

Drink and cuss like a sailor: I’m verbally and mentally abusive and I need to drink as a coping mechanism

Skateboarder: I have the emotional intelligence of a 14 year old

Good work life: I’m tired at the end of the work day, don’t expect me to have any energy to make any effort with you

World traveler: I went to Europe on vacation with my parents once

Labido like a 18 year old: hope you like anal, also, I can’t use basic grammar

gcthrowaway2019 · 2020-08-11T22:11:56+00:00

He misspelled his name. It should read as "Chode".

textbasedpanda · 2020-08-12T00:55:58+00:00

What's an LTC?

Thestral-glow6 · 2020-08-11T21:57:12+00:00

COVID dad bod 🤦🏼‍♀️

Lingueen · 2020-08-11T23:03:01+00:00

Not only he has a “labido” like an 18yr old, he also spells like one!

NoisyBubbles · 2020-08-11T22:54:24+00:00

Kubernetes...? Is this LinkedIn or a dating app?

_nylea · 2020-08-12T01:30:32+00:00

Hahahahahaha did he really put Kubernetes in his dating profile? I’m sorry that’s hilarious and sad as hell

Charming_Mix7930 · 2020-08-11T22:36:13+00:00

Covid dad bod?

Upstairs_Worry · 2020-08-11T23:32:18+00:00

Looking for a girl under 25 probably.

BackgroundPlankton8 · 2020-08-11T23:38:02+00:00

I thought he meant he had an 18 year old Labrador ( dog) I was like wow that’s old..... then I read it again and was like wow that’s fucking gross

ChristianGirl93 · 2020-08-11T23:47:27+00:00

Beginning sounds like a 21 Pilots rap bout to pop off talking about a desperate Dad realizing his life better get back on track

CatSweets · 2020-08-12T03:18:33+00:00

"Kubernetes"

Did he mistake his tinder bio for his CV? Is this a job interview? No, so why should anyone care???

2020-08-12T03:27:39+00:00

lmao @ labido.

princessskittyxoxo · 2020-08-12T00:14:32+00:00

labido

lickyblickyuhh · 2020-08-12T01:12:30+00:00

Labido

Title	Is he trying to sound gross?
Author	BackgroundPlankton8
Upvotes	32
Comments	61
Date	August 11, 2020 9:05 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/i804fg/is_he_trying_to_sound_gross/
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