Well....my friend is officially fucked

Stayinghereforreal · 2013-09-16T01:18:03+00:00

Young men, ARE YOU LISTENING?!

thegman84 · 2013-09-16T02:59:11+00:00

He needs to have a cheek swab paternity test kit purchased before the baby is even born.

With all the red flags, I'd give it a 25-30% chance it's not even his child.

kingoftheheap · 2013-09-16T00:32:24+00:00

Looks like it's time for this guy to pull a hail mary. Better convince her he can't currently raise a child and continue with schooling and she'll need to get an abortion so they can have the child they both want after he's graduated and making the big bucks.

As soon as the abortion's completed, he has to break up with her.

throwaway-o · 2013-09-15T23:35:15+00:00

Your friend wanted pussy? No problem, his choice of woman is going to ream him a pussy alright.

gotsickfromweed · 2013-09-16T00:38:05+00:00

He didn't use condoms?

2013-09-15T23:33:10+00:00

damn

ComeFromTheWater · 2013-09-16T07:45:40+00:00

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MisoRoll7474 · 2013-09-16T03:44:00+00:00

Finish med school and then get a job outside the country. Renounce citizenship and be done with it.

BayerischeMotoren · 2013-09-15T23:51:11+00:00

So, conservatively, say he makes only $150k for 18 years. But highly likely he will make more.

$25.5K a year x 18 years = $459,000.

Doesn't count any extra expenses. Doesn't count 18-21 and being forced to pay for college. Doesn't factor in pay increases.

That is some high-priced vagina there.

AlbinoCrocodile · 2013-09-16T08:09:10+00:00

He should get custody so the kid doesn't live in that shitty environment. Then proceed to use the kid to get pussy. He'll be just a loving and caring single dad .

Deansdale · 2013-09-16T08:24:51+00:00

A paternity test might still save him.

Offensive_Brute · 2013-09-16T01:15:24+00:00

pull a Jax Teller and make her relapse. lol.

BayerischeMotoren · 2013-09-15T23:45:23+00:00

Where did he meet this woman? Craigslist? PoF?

Pushnikov · 2013-09-16T04:48:18+00:00

Well, with a history like hers he could probably fight for custody over the child, at worst, then raise the child himself and avoid giving her the money.

d3gu · 2013-09-16T02:34:22+00:00

Almost half of pregnancies spontaneously terminate early. Not to worry yet.

Hopefully this will allow him to wake up, and he will leave her. Immediately. If she rants and raves, threatens legal action, etc., let her. Ignore it.

Demand proof of paternity should there be a child. Even if she loses it, she could get pumped by another man quickly and possibly still claim it was really your friend's. Even if the current pregnancy doesn't spontaneously abort and she carries it to term, who knows if she's being truthful? It may not even be his.

Bottom line, he should not act like he's hooked and screwed. He should get out of the relationship, now. Don't give her shit until and unless there is a child, and paternity is proven, and the courts order him to pay up.

Kronos6948 · 2013-09-16T01:45:02+00:00

Don't dudes cum on women's faces or other body parts anymore?? Bag it, then pull out, pull off, and shoot wherever. Fuck, cum in your hand if you have to.

riptaway · 2013-09-16T00:48:49+00:00

Dude, he needs to do something to convince her to abort. Feed her any and all bullshit she needs to hear to get her to do it. He needs to act like he wants a future with her, but that having a child would compromise his career and their future. Really play it up like she's going to be living in a nice house in the hills, mercedes, everything. Get her to believe she's about to be trophy wife for a guy who will soon become a millionaire. Then, once she aborts(which he's graciously pay for obviously), he runs far and fast

Edit : Then again, if he doesn't, or it doesn't work out...well that's an expensive mistake but an educational one

Middleman79 · 2013-09-16T06:56:00+00:00

Time for a passenger side car crash...

JonFrost25 · 2013-09-16T16:55:38+00:00

"The first method is most applicable for a girl who is a long term booty call or girlfriend; basically, a girl who believes there is an emotional element to your sexual relationship. For these situations I recommend the “Hail Mary,” a term referring to the end of an American football game when a team attempts a difficult play in a last ditch effort to win. How The “Hail Mary” Works

You need to bring up the subject of abortion with every ounce of verbal finesse and situation-appropriate sensitivity. You should sound as sincere as possible and tell her that you want her to be the mother of your children one day, but that now is not the right time to start a family. Explain you want to wait until you are further along in your career/life goals and you can afford to give your future family all the comforts of life you cannot deliver today. Finally, explain if she has the abortion now, you will be able to plan your lives together so that everything is perfect. Then, after she agrees and has the abortion, dump her. It’s called a “hail mary” in part because of its difficulty to execute, so if you stay with her post-abortion and she becomes pregnant again you’re really fucked.

The second method is best used on girls where minimal emotions were involved in the sexual relationship: infrequent booty calls, ONS girls, or as a secondary method if the “hail mary” does not work on your girlfriend. I call it the asshole method. How The Asshole Method Works

You need to channel your inner cold, unforgiving, unapologetic asshole nature, as nothing less will suffice. You must not ask, but rather tell her to get an abortion because if she refuses this child will be a bastard. Explain to her in no uncertain terms that you will not be a father to this child. I would avoid personal shots of telling her she is unfit to be a mother because this could backfire on you, but make it clear that if she keeps the baby you will be opting out of fatherhood. Explain that while she may end up collecting the minimum in child support that the state can take from you, in no way will you participate in raising this kid or being a father to it. To instill the seriousness of your message, add that you will refuse any efforts in the future to include you in the child’s life.

Once you have laid out your position, get your car keys and tell her you will drive her to the abortion clinic, pay for it, and have her take care of it today so you both can move on with your lives. Explain that since it is early in the pregnancy she only needs to take a pill (different from the morning after pill) to trigger the abortion. The most important part in executing the asshole method is that you keep your emotions in check the whole time. If you budge on that, she could doubt your sincerity and be swayed to keep the kid.

The third method has not been tested by me but it is worth mentioning as a creative way of convincing a girl to get an abortion. I call this method the wildcard method. How The Wildcard Method Works

Think about what causes normal couples wanting to have children to get an abortion. If an ultrasound finds that the child has a developmental problem like autism, many couples choose to abort. You can use this knowledge to your advantage because you can tell the girl that a rare genetic disease is common in your family. You should tell her you would love to have children but it would be unfair to risk the possibility of this disease (ideally use one which causes an early death and/or horrible lifestyle conditions while alive) being passed on to future generations. To add color to your story, bring up a nonexistent sibling and tell her that you are still recovering from their painful passing a few years ago.

To help convince her that this is a family disease, take pictures. This might require you to spend an afternoon volunteering at a hospital or center for developmentally disabled people. Take a picture of someone who could pass as a relative (similar skin tone is probably all you need). This is just an example, but do whatever you think is necessary to sell the seriousness of this genetic disease to her. Explain that having a kid with your DNA would be like playing Russian roulette with someone’s life. If she is still on the fence have her watch the film Tiptoes with Matthew McConaughey and tell her what your siblings, uncles, cousins have lived through makes dwarfism seem like a walk in the park. While this method could require some acting on your part, if you sell it well enough she will be offering to pay for the abortion."

http://www.returnofkings.com/16089/how-to-convince-a-girl-to-get-an-abortion

Tastysalad101 · 2013-09-16T22:07:15+00:00

For this reason i have lost interest in sex completely tbh.

2013-09-16T03:07:59+00:00

"The saddest thing in life is wasted talent."

2013-09-16T06:06:13+00:00

Is is that hard just to fuck it all and go full blown expat from USA?

FeelingSassy · 2013-09-16T09:22:24+00:00

Time to fake his own death!

FuriousMouse · 2013-09-16T14:11:14+00:00

Tell her about all the genetic problems in his family.

Get a weekend job caring for the mentally disabled and invite her to meet a few of his "relatives".

James_Coook · 2013-09-16T14:21:58+00:00

Reading shit like this makes me determined to get RISUG done on my boys. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RISUG

2013-09-17T02:55:19+00:00

because it's going to cost him a pretty penny....

It's almost like the majority of the population has no concept of asset protection.

pcadrian · 2013-09-16T00:31:25+00:00

Vasectomy and freeze your sperm. It's starting to become a rule.

rdesktop7 · 2013-09-16T00:49:15+00:00

Or, you know, if you want to date women like this, get snipped first.

bunker_man · 2013-09-16T03:00:50+00:00

The spark of life is wasted upon this filth. You feel sorry for some guy who caused his own problem? Who says he even deserves to not have the consequences happen to him?

BayerischeMotoren · 2013-09-16T04:11:11+00:00

Why the fuck would a medical resident have a fling with a single mom, who sounds like a chuck and fucked whore.

2013-09-16T03:32:08+00:00

Some people just can't be helped, man.

elevul · 2013-09-16T11:30:42+00:00

And this is why before going crazy you cryofreeze some of your sperm and get a vasectomy.

caius_iulius_caesar · 2013-09-16T12:20:59+00:00

The dude is currently a medical resident and in 2 years he'll be raking in good money.

Dubai perhaps?

isitoriginal · 2013-09-16T13:27:42+00:00

steer clear of her butt

fuk_offe · 2013-09-16T14:41:47+00:00

23 here, listening for 9 months.

cossackman · 2013-11-02T07:12:44+00:00

You said he met her through an online dating website ~ there are options to filter out the single moms on those websites. Your friend met a single mom when there would had been childless women who would have met him.

Regardless - paying child support for one kid is a whole lot cheaper than a planned GD divorce which involves 50/50 asset splitting, alimony for life and child support for four kids. There have been plenty of Doctors and Lawyers who end up in jail because the amount owed to their wife was greater than their net income.

johnnight · 2013-12-14T15:52:24+00:00

Sell all assets. Skip to another continent.

real-boethius · 2014-03-10T09:54:11+00:00

Maybe his purpose in life is to be an example for others.

http://www.despair.com/mistakes.html

EastIndiaComp · 2013-09-16T09:44:30+00:00

Time for her to accidentally fall down the stairs.

watersign · 2013-09-16T04:56:07+00:00

betas are chumps

2013-09-17T04:33:53+00:00

Try all of the methods that are being suggested in this thread and if none of them work, kick that bitch down a couple flights of stairs. That'll definitely do the trick.

euneaux · 2013-09-16T21:04:20+00:00

Is it possible to "hook-up" off the radar without revealing your identity?

At her place... at hotels.... using a burner phone etc...

Has anybody ever heard of a fellow who got away with it in a case the tramp he was screwing "had an accident?"

I'd love to hear some stories!!

Title	Well....my friend is officially fucked
Author	BayerischeMotoren
Upvotes	232
Comments	191
Date	September 15, 2013 11:30 PM UTC (12 years ago)
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