Duck hunting is akin to breathing for duck hunters and wives should be happy that their spouse abandons their family 60 days every year. This post is viral and the comments are so awful. And- where im from, duck hunters literally only sleep, eat, work and duck hunt during duck season.

thinktwiceorelse · 2020-11-14T23:06:48+00:00

She should find a hobby that will allow her to completely ignore her "hunter" for two months every year, ideally forever. He will loooove it.

Phoenix__Rising2018 · 2020-11-14T22:02:11+00:00

I'm having flashbacks to that one girl who went on and on waxing poetic about how she knows where her man is because he's home playing video games all the time and he's not cheating.

Geocities_SEO_Expert · 2020-11-14T23:01:18+00:00

Poultry is $2/pound. It's pathetic that this is pushed as "providing" for the family if the husband is actually gone all day and needed at home.

2020-11-14T22:51:41+00:00

They need us more than we need them.

134340-92494 · 2020-11-14T23:06:16+00:00

I know next to nothing about hunting. I’m asking because I genuinely don’t know; you’re telling me men leave for TWO MONTHS to shoot ducks? Like it takes them that long?? I am familiar with firearms, and I cannot imagine it taking two months to shoot a lousy bird. How many are they supposed to get? I’m so confused.

Street_Narwhal_3361 · 2020-11-14T23:35:58+00:00

Lookie here then, hunter bro, Imma need two months at the spa- these gathering hands aren’t going to manicure themselves.

Rusticular · 2020-11-15T01:41:14+00:00

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NurseBubbleGum · 2020-11-15T00:22:36+00:00

Sounds like the equivalent to those "put your big girl panties on" women who are proud martyrs for their shitty spouses. Gag me.

2020-11-14T23:38:16+00:00

Stockholm syndrome.

ThunderofHipHippos · 2020-11-15T01:18:56+00:00

All those long days give you more time to have his shit packed and on the porch.

CatSweets · 2020-11-15T02:57:28+00:00

Wow, what a nightmare. I'm glad hunting (of any kind) is not a thing in my country, but I'll add hunters to my "list of men who I should avoid" just in case. lol

vitryolic · 2020-11-15T11:20:22+00:00

The idea of being with a man who gets off on killing animals is revolting 🤮 Yes, we need meat to eat like other carnivores, but to take pleasure in killing a defenceless animal is sickening.

I dated 2 men with anti-social personality disorder, the syndrome that most psychopaths present, and killing/hurting animals is one of the key diagnosed behaviours. A man who can dissociate from guilt in killing animals, is preparing himself to dehumanise people so he can mentally/physically harm them also.

Platipus6 · 2020-11-15T01:23:06+00:00

"Stockholm Syndrome: a triptych"

99power · 2020-11-15T04:07:07+00:00

Even in the Kama Sutra it says that men who travel often do not deserve wives. How desperate is she?

Davina33 · 2020-11-15T16:09:03+00:00

Fuck this. I absolutely adore ducks! I wouldn't go anywhere near those scrotes.

Ghost_namesake · 2020-11-15T06:11:02+00:00

My ex husband was a big duck hunter. He would leave most of the day every weekend during duck season. He left me with all of the household chores and spent lots of money on his hobby. What did I get? Nothing. No money spent on me or my hobbies. I got to be his maid. I stopped cleaning after a while and nothing got done.

thinkingaboutfrogs · 2020-11-15T10:15:16+00:00

This is disgusting 🤮

beat-schmeat · 2020-11-15T17:48:38+00:00

Could he hunt anything more pathetic?

Spittens · 2020-11-16T01:30:51+00:00

The owner (and a few of the PMs too) at the door company I work for is a duck hunter. His wife basically runs the company, raises their special needs son, and keeps their life together the whole of duck season. She's always so stressed out about doing it all alone while he basically only comes home to reload supplies and sleep.

They think I'm too picky for saying I refuse to be a hunting/golf/sports widow and that it's only a season. Yet its the same way with turkey season, deer season, etc.

When I hunt, it's because the freezer is empty and I have people (myself and my family) to feed. I get a buck and I'm done for a few weeks. I never understood why men will make it their life for such a large chunk of the year, without even needing the food. Trophy hunting, indeed.

SakuraGirl88 · 2020-11-15T05:27:10+00:00

Sis been watching Duck Dynasty reruns 🤦🏽‍♀️. Girl learn a trade!

omfgreuben · 2020-11-15T14:00:26+00:00

"Provide bounty"- I highly doubt he's shooting that many ducks sis. And that big nap is probably for all the beer he was pounding with his buddies before he drove home.

her-vagesty · 2020-11-16T20:17:40+00:00

This whole thing is so sickening, and the pay off at the end is he can feel good about stocking up their freezer?? Do they know shops exist? Bet he doesn't do or help with any grocery shopping!

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