I spat my drink

Oomlotte99 · 2021-01-06T04:05:41+00:00

It’s so true and the more he talks like that the worse he is.

BashRunes · 2021-01-06T04:14:53+00:00

And then claim every other woman he's been with before had orgasms nonstop, that you didn't enjoy it because you're "not as sexual".

SakuraGirl88 · 2021-01-06T04:20:00+00:00

This is too true. And never trust a man who says he has a big d*ck.

Phoenix__Rising2018 · 2021-01-06T07:17:48+00:00

Do not fuck that type. It's a trick. Most men really just want to use your body to masturbate as quickly as possible. We have to find the few that are actually sensual and want to take their time and please the woman

WildUnit · 2021-01-06T06:28:28+00:00

My friend and I are in our late 40s and we often talk about the cost/benefit analysis of sex. Like, I could deal with the bullshit of messaging with guys to make a date, do my hair and makeup, go out on a date then end up with shit sex and no orgasms. Or I could stay home with no bra, drink wine in front of Netflix and get a guaranteed orgasm with my amazing range of toys.

I’m only 50% joking. 😬

getbentgent · 2021-01-06T05:57:32+00:00

The absolute truth. I usually check out as soon as the dude starts talking his game up. Like nah, I know there is going to be massive disappointment there

_RustInPiece_ · 2021-01-06T05:33:51+00:00

When I apply for a job I work until I meet the requirements. I don't expect the company to love me for who I am, pay me for things I didn't contribute and lower their expectations about me as an employee. LVMs in bed do.

dingledangleboys · 2021-01-06T06:56:50+00:00

“I’m gonna fuck you so good, you see stars!” Meanwhile, I’m seeing stars I would rather be fucking.

Novemberinthechair · 2021-01-06T06:59:42+00:00

I've noticed that guys who love sex are really bad at it

PhoridayThe13th · 2021-01-06T05:13:21+00:00

So accurate. Big talkers, little skill! My husband never thought anything of himself, no “D” photography, no bragging. In fact, didn’t even initiate our first time. Best I ever had. The man put in the WORK.

There’s something to be said for healthy self esteem, but watch out for dudes who talk big about their sexual prowess. That’s not the same as them stating that they love to pleasure women before getting anything in return (at an appropriate time hah). I’m talking about the bungholes who act like their peepees are coated in gold leaf, angels sang, alleged high “body count” and “ain’t never had a complaint”. THOSE dudes.

AVOID. Wasp and Hornet spray wouldn’t go amiss. Those thangs will follow you home like a roach... 🤣

idhavetocharge · 2021-01-06T05:33:50+00:00

Mood 😂🤣https://youtu.be/4MIvsXZQfWk

warinmymind94 · 2021-01-06T07:29:20+00:00

Add "I can go for so many rounds of sex" and him saying "I'll be up all night " 🤢

imarriedmybookshelf · 2021-01-06T04:15:39+00:00

She didnt lie

2021-01-06T07:20:25+00:00

If he constantlybralka about sex, says he's a sexual person = he's bad in bed

firstworldmeh · 2021-01-06T11:28:02+00:00

This is the reason why I decided to stop being a FWB. Although it was fun time, at the end of the day I wasn't able to finish and I'm done making excuses for shitty sex partners.

blackwidowe · 2021-01-06T04:41:42+00:00

Ain't that the truth.

thowawaywookie · 2021-01-06T09:38:31+00:00

Always! Same with snacking downstairs.

ciciplum · 2021-01-06T09:03:29+00:00

Ahahahahaha preach

Title	I spat my drink
Author	Hmtnsw
Upvotes	2145
Comments	43
Date	January 6, 2021 4:00 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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