3/14, Steak and BJ Day

berryberrykicks · 2021-03-14T17:04:19+00:00

“Great! Then we’ll both have some meat to bite into.”

flowers4u · 2021-03-14T16:49:05+00:00

False today is pi day. Everything you eat should be a pie

Exsqueeze_meh · 2021-03-14T17:07:33+00:00

Tell him he had better start stretching because it’ll be difficult for him to bend over that far after eating all the steak. #suckyourownweiner

sassyheather · 2021-03-14T18:59:02+00:00

Ladies, let me paint you a picture. It’s currently 8 in the evening where I live, meaning this made up Steak and BJ day is almost over. During the whole day my HV boyfriend hasn’t even mentioned it. I am pretty sure he has never heard of it either. Among the things he told me today:

asking if there is anything specific I want to do for our first anniversary (next Sunday), any idea I want executed, etc.
asking me about my home country that I haven’t visited in 8 months and my family that I haven’t seen since then. Proceeded to ask me how those things make me feel combined with the pandemic and the measures and if there’s anything I feel like getting off my chest
once again expressed how he can’t wait for things to open up so he can take me on a proper date
of course he held me, told me kind things, professed his love and talked about our wedding, to which I said “if I agree to marry you” and he responded with “of course” with understanding instead of aggression

What he DIDN’T fucking tell me was that he was owed a blowjob “because it’s steak and BJ day”, unlike my trashy exes did.

2021-03-14T15:53:17+00:00

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Charming-Bee-2337 · 2021-03-14T15:47:45+00:00

He should be an ex husband.

tellmesomething11 · 2021-03-14T18:02:42+00:00

Just say “never heard of it” and move on. I can’t argue about something that’s literally on the internet lol. And your husband is a scrub. That’s a whole other issue right there

azureangel35 · 2021-03-14T15:32:50+00:00

🤢 as an anti scrote vegan I prefer to think of today as Pi day (3.14) 😉

ta138577 · 2021-03-14T15:18:24+00:00

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RecentSprinkles5997 · 2021-03-14T18:02:09+00:00

Weird how women don’t have a “holiday “ where we demand sex from ppl 🤨

Lavender_flow · 2021-03-14T15:44:43+00:00

Please tell me you are planning on getting a divorce. I am not even joking.

What did he do for you for valentines? Did he get you thoughtful presents, flowers and made you breakfast? That is why my partner did. Not once did he complain, he was happy to do it. Time to get rid of your LVM, it may take time to plan your exit, but please tell me you are doing it.

Valeria_Venn · 2021-03-14T15:37:08+00:00

Babe it's TIME to dump such a LVM. ***EXPECTING*** sex acts is low of him.

2021-03-14T16:04:44+00:00

Throw the whole man out sis!

-From someone who divorced her ex and literally threw all our wedding things in a dumpster where they belong

spinsterchachkies · 2021-03-14T17:08:20+00:00

Oh I’m so sorry hun, that’s really degrading. I would feel like intimacy is transactional to him and he doesn’t care if it is forced and you are not into it. I actually cringed so hard I got shivers up my spine. I can’t imagine living with this person. Yeah I’d be getting ready for a divorce from this one. I hope you are ok. So sorry

Fantastic-Living · 2021-03-14T15:41:00+00:00

HahahahaHAHAha yeah it's complete bullshit. Boo hoo Valentine's day I had to spend time with my significant other and put in some meager amount of effort acting like I want a relationship with her bawwww when do I get to treat her like a maid/sex toy

seraphinelysion · 2021-03-14T18:32:20+00:00

To all the men who complain about not having a day, today is actually White Day, which is the male's equivalent of Valentine's Day. It's exactly 1 month from Valentine's Day and women are supposed to give a gift in return to the man who gave her a gift to acknowledge reciprocal feelings, which is cute and proper. None of this "cook me a steak and give me a bj" bullshit. Why do men have to turn everything ugly?

_differentmentality_ · 2021-03-14T15:44:34+00:00

Valentine’s day is supposed to be the day when all people celebrate their romantic relationships (regardless of their gender/sexual orientation etc). What exactly are you celebrating on “steak and bj” day ?

caligulawillblush · 2021-03-14T15:23:35+00:00

Sorry if off topic: I hate when men act like blowjobs are some sort of gift to the man, and that women hate them. Or when they use it in a derogatory way like calling their friend a 'cocksucker' or whatever. It just makes me think, if you think being a cocksucker is so degrading and awful maybe girls should stop giving blowjobs lol???

This holiday is stupid. If a guy maintains attraction in a relationship and is attentive then most days will involve some sort of blowjob personally lol (I know everyones different but most dead bedrooms I feel can be blamed on the man just being lazy and the wife being exhausted from doing 90% of the work)

Ok-Length-9347 · 2021-03-14T15:25:18+00:00

He's getting it from Bill Burr, the comedian.

UnashamedWench · 2021-03-14T20:05:20+00:00

Oh, of course! Sit down here, scrote, and let me tell you the story of how Steak and BJ day became tradition. I know men aren't much for history, so I'll explain it to you.

You see, 3/01 was once a day when men realized they needed to up their game for the spring to make sure that their partners didn't leave them when it was beautiful outside and all the competing suitors started greeting them with flowers and smiles.

So the men would clean the entire house from top to bottom, assume all childcare duties, bring in huge bundles of spring flowers, take over cooking meals, buy gifts, write love letters, and generally do everything they could to prove they were the best partner possible. After two weeks of this, the women were generally refreshed and once again developing sexual interest in their partners, and if the man's efforts had proven enough to woo her and stave off divorce for a more alluring partner, she would cook him a steak and give him a blow job.

Legend has it the tradition waned after several audacious scrotes expected their partners to go wash the dishes after giving said blowjob, and were promptly dispatched with a steak skillet to the noggin.

rawwwrrrgghh · 2021-03-15T01:32:22+00:00

Draw him a (very, very bad) card with “happy bj and steak day” written on it and than act surprised and hurt if he doesn’t appreciate it. But it’s handmade 😭

Risoa · 2021-03-14T19:27:22+00:00

My ex said the same things, trust me girl you will feel SO much lighter without someone making such a intimate act transactional. It's disgusting and made me feel like shit. Also, I'm a vegetarian so get your own fucking steak scrote ✌😀

daisy_0720 · 2021-03-15T20:31:41+00:00

You misspelled ex-husband.

mackenzie013 · 2021-03-14T21:58:02+00:00

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Sensitive-Sun-3591 · 2021-03-14T22:51:40+00:00

Today in the UK it is mother's day 💕🌼

giftofnocondemnation · 2021-03-14T21:04:47+00:00

Make yourself a steak and eat in front of him while watching chippendales. I made myself a ribeye and sent the pic to my recent ex and said “look what else you can’t have! Haha”

Title	3/14, Steak and BJ Day
Author	ta138577
Upvotes	325
Comments	59
Date	March 14, 2021 3:13 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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