46, but not ready for commitment LOL

yesmme · 2020-12-04T04:26:35+00:00

When I first joined OLD (I deleted the apps), this was the one thing that turned me off. Pathetic man children in their 40s and beyond not looking for anything serious.

softensonic · 2020-12-04T08:17:15+00:00

This guy has lived 65% of his life statistically but thinks he still has time to fuck with. 😬🥴

cantsextihavebills · 2020-12-04T03:14:07+00:00

Looks like he's not even ready to commit to spelling 3-letter words.

Every day I see the member count of this sub go up, and I thank God women everywhere are getting wiser to how low effort most men are.

Novemberinthechair · 2020-12-04T07:02:14+00:00

Alexandria? I’m assuming Virginia judging on the government position. Lol I can almost guarantee that’s a divorced, ex navy officer working at some naval nonsense or another

Platipus6 · 2020-12-04T04:14:35+00:00

Just looking to casually get my dick sucked every Friday night.

chateauduchat · 2020-12-04T03:45:07+00:00

Bonus points if his profile says he “wants kids” 🤮

LadyGrimes · 2020-12-04T03:14:33+00:00

Well tbf his mom did tell him he couldn't get married till he was 50/s

Novemberinthechair · 2020-12-04T12:38:17+00:00

At 50 he'll start posting, "Wants kids someday..."

No. Bad sperm...bad sperm!

Davina33 · 2020-12-04T08:39:54+00:00

He will look for a LTR when he is in an old peoples' home peeing his pants and forgetting simple words. It's always the same with these men. They think they can play the field until they lose their marbles.

Aocwannabe · 2020-12-04T06:09:44+00:00

Peter Pan extraordinaire

elvn-elvn · 2020-12-04T03:26:16+00:00

This reminds me of one time when I was talking to my friend about that one Maroon 5 song that goes “Aren’t we too old for games/aren’t we too old to mess around” and she was like “YES. YOU ARE. Adam Levine, you’re in your late 30’s!!!”

fireforestfairy · 2020-12-04T06:34:56+00:00

Aka he wants a playboy lifestyle

HolyIsTheLord · 2020-12-04T16:21:18+00:00

"I just want to take it slow by fucking on the first and only date."

sharpbehind · 2020-12-04T16:25:20+00:00

Are you me right now? I just started to OLD and so many guys have " definitely want kids someday." It's like, dude we are in our mid to late 40s That ship has sailed. I guess they really are waiting for the 18-25 year old to show up.

riseaboveagain · 2020-12-04T13:57:56+00:00

That's probably because he's still married.

Trillian_42_ · 2020-12-04T20:53:05+00:00

The funniest part is when they die alone with no one that cares about them

werker115 · 2020-12-04T17:53:49+00:00

He’s got like 15 more years left before he needs a caretaker. What’s he waiting for?

ferociouslycurious · 2020-12-04T16:04:49+00:00

Means he’s cheating

tatipie17 · 2020-12-04T08:23:31+00:00

🤮

tossed_salad100 · 2020-12-04T15:11:07+00:00

Just tell him you're also taking it slow...which means no sex, of course. Sex is a huge deal and that would be taking things way too fast.

thighsmatch · 2020-12-04T03:23:20+00:00

Honestly I would not swipe right but don’t have a huge problem with it, at least he’s honest and not leading women on by future faking.

shmarhar · 2020-12-05T15:53:05+00:00

*sigh* A Jeremy strikes again

darling89 · 2021-04-15T21:50:12+00:00

It's just an excuse. This dude most likely will be an eternal bachelor at this point lol these kinda dudes really have some ego on 'em 😂

Title	46, but not ready for commitment LOL
Author	werker115
Upvotes	270
Comments	56
Date	December 4, 2020 3:10 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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