😂

Savag3Rose · 2021-04-17T03:22:46+00:00

Well that just blew me out of the water. It always bothered me that for some reason he couldn't recognize her.

afancysandwich · 2021-04-17T12:33:11+00:00

The best adaptation of this story is book!Ella Enchanted, imo.

Connect-Ad-9361 · 2021-04-17T05:01:53+00:00

Watched the movie for shits and giggles last year and a few things I definitely didn't remember

there's a line in the song about the mice making Cinderellas dress that goes "leave the sewing for the women!"

-the entire reason for the ball in the first place, is because the king wants to get the prince laid so he can have grandkids. He's like, obsessed with having grandkids. It's bonkers. The prince is generally disinterested in relationships as a whole.

-they supposedly danced for hours but the prince never asked her name, and she never asked him who he was. She had no idea he was the prince until the end when he comes with the shoe.

What a strange movie, honestly.

Watzoo · 2021-04-17T12:51:33+00:00

I mean, having to do housekeeping and nothing but housekeeping all day every day is absolute hell.

I’d have married anyone to get out of that. If she’d run off with the blind town blacksmith, props to you, Cindy, enjoy your downtime, girl.

Worth noting that Cinderella’s mother does meet most criteria for “coercive control.”

Professional-Pea-317 · 2021-04-17T04:46:58+00:00

I'm dead.

kawaiipop24 · 2021-04-17T10:56:13+00:00

I use to be so obssessed with this movie(still enjoy it) but it's very outdated. I'd say the best Disney princess is Mulan IMO.

TB56 · 2021-04-17T12:04:08+00:00

For the time Cinderella was created (1950s), having a female lead in a movie escape an abusive home in one of the only ways possible (marrying) and to royalty was ok for its time. But it is nice to be in a place now where we can recognise and demand better movies!

karabnp · 2021-04-17T13:19:06+00:00

Nailed it.👌🏻😂 And that’s actually the life I’ve now chosen/live. I must say, it’s QUITE NICE and peaceful, here.😊🥂

ihaveafunnyname71 · 2021-04-17T16:06:49+00:00

My favorite Cinderella movie is Ever After with Drew Barrymore. Angelica Houston is amazing as the evil stop mother!! She saves her damned self and then the prince shows up and is proud of her ‘grit’. I can watch that version over and over.

midwesternwinds · 2021-04-17T22:55:59+00:00

Cinderella: I met a hot guy I had chemistry with and gave me one night of fun from my hellish existence as the abused slave of my LVW stepfamily. :) I deserve happiness however I find it and I found it in romance!

This tweet: Um sweaty you'd be much happier if you settled for being a slave to your abusers forever, actually :)

Ok but seriously I'm tired of this tweet and it's weird that she's either literally never seen one of the most famous cartoons ever or else she's got real issues to think women should settle for abuse over happiness. 😬 More feminist ending = staying with women even if they degrade you every day I guess??

ferociouslycurious · 2021-04-17T15:19:39+00:00

Or was it because he was too privileged to be bothered to find her and only sent his lackeys? Depends on the version you read. Either way it’s no better.

InayahDaneen · 2021-04-17T15:03:55+00:00

I love this post 🥰 So should all the other Disney princesses ✅

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JesusisKingisLord · 2021-04-17T15:29:40+00:00

SNAP

Title	😂
Author	elementalvirago
Upvotes	3880
Comments	50
Date	April 17, 2021 3:16 AM UTC (5 years ago)
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