I have no words.

willowgrowingroots · 2020-08-13T12:02:22+00:00

Thanks fifty shades of grey.

Cookie_Duchess · 2020-08-13T12:20:31+00:00

"Chockers shall be used"

Imagine calling this person King.

Phoenix__Rising2018 · 2020-08-13T12:52:44+00:00

Too bad this isn't legally binding at all scrotes.

You know he didn't say under "anal sex" that was just happening to her... 😈😈 "Contract says it's my turn, sweetie"

Pretty interesting him referring to her as "consenter" in this disaster when he's using this whole thing to take away her consent entirely.

manisfestationqueen · 2020-08-13T15:12:28+00:00

Meanwhile he's a solid 3, balding and looks pregnant

Hour_Scarcity · 2020-08-13T12:09:38+00:00

Disgusting

what_about_the_birds · 2020-08-13T13:10:32+00:00

Lol I shut the book when the contract part came. Even 20yr old me knew it was fucked up

sarahbae03 · 2020-08-13T13:26:25+00:00

I've seen these agreements before. I skirted the edges of kinkmeisha and had a couple give me one of these to look over. I didnt feel agood about the whole thing and never saw them again but it's pretty straight forward bs. Doesnt do a thing but give the woman a false sense of security. Very skeevy shit.

palanuik · 2020-08-13T15:05:50+00:00

Dumb scrote misspelled 'neck' so that's a great indicator 👌

CoyoteaParty · 2020-08-13T15:48:08+00:00

“Kneck” The loser can’t even spell and you expect him to follow boundaries?

suspended_animation_ · 2020-08-13T16:07:41+00:00

I'd rather just be celibate

playtonotlose · 2020-08-13T15:53:21+00:00

This is obviously gross and full of bs, but did anyone else notice that even if she says "code red" to stop, it's worded so they would stop if her partner thinks she "can't handle the situation" instead of stopping immediately?

gursky0 · 2020-08-13T17:02:02+00:00

that's gonna be a "kno" from me and any woman with a shred of sanity

localgirlcult · 2020-08-13T18:11:57+00:00

Skimming it over, I see "chockers", "sexualy", "I are not under the influence of alcohol", "atlease". KiNg'S grammar is trash. I speak several languages. No barely literate fuck is gonna have this much control over me. Or to translate it into his language "No barelly leterate fuck shall have this much control over me."🤣 Also I'm fucking dying at how one of the dates includes going to the park. These mfs really love parks🤣

edit - I JUST saw that he spelled neck like kneck asgdfdjfjfkdl. Is this real life?

Thestral-glow6 · 2020-08-13T15:52:02+00:00

I saw this posted on another sub and all these bdsm scrotes were saying it’s a common thing they give out to women and this was given to a girl on her second date with the guy 😐

2020-08-13T15:55:48+00:00

If you need a contract to have sex, you shouldn’t be having sex

0kfornow · 2020-08-13T14:06:21+00:00

What kind of scrote drafts this shit. It's not even an agreement. At best it's a declaration that the person named is over 18. That's it. What a waste of paper.

MerleErEnPerle · 2020-08-13T12:58:17+00:00

h o tt

/s

PollyAnnaSunshine · 2020-08-13T23:52:31+00:00

Let me guess: the "King" is one of those dudes who somehow manages to have multiple chins and no chins at the same time.

AyemHerself · 2020-08-14T01:50:17+00:00

You could sign that in fifteen places and highlight your safeword, and he'll still ignore you when you want to stop.

Never agree to fuck someone who needs a contract to negotiate consent. This is not a negotiation for how to give someone else pleasure. This is a "how much can I do to this person, and how close can I get to the line before they say stop" contract.

gcthrowaway2019 · 2020-08-13T17:43:06+00:00

South Park predicted this

Title	I have no words.
Author	hongkonghenry
Upvotes	123
Comments	33
Date	August 13, 2020 11:50 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/i8yhgv/i_have_no_words/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/i-have-no-words.66739 https://theredarchive.com/post/66739

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