I know a pickme had to swipe right on him. 🤮

leadmemories · 2021-11-15T02:30:59+00:00

“roll in society” 🙄

FDS-MAGICA · 2021-11-15T03:02:35+00:00

For real. Here's a great scrote story: Egyptian pilot flies to NYC on the reg, so he has affairs there plus sexually harasses and exposes himself to guests and hotel staff many times. Eventually the airline says he can't fly to the USA anymore because he's making them look bad. The NVM, angered at being finally held responsible for his actions, decides to deliberately crash the plane into the ocean on his last flight, killing everyone. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EgyptAir_Flight_990

On top of this, the Egyptian government tried to cover up this NVM's murder-suicide to preserve the reputation of Egypt or something. Gross.

herbivorouscarnivore · 2021-11-15T02:50:20+00:00

Jokes like this aren’t funny because they’re too close to the truth. I can’t help but wonder if he’d turn it around on any future girlfriend or wife: “You knew who I was!”

Fun_Sherbet · 2021-11-15T04:31:08+00:00

He's trying to sound cheeky, but this just goes to show that men know exactly what men are doing

JadeBaby2211 · 2021-11-15T06:25:22+00:00

Conceived roll? Is he impregnating dinner rolls?

toothfairyyx · 2021-11-15T02:49:00+00:00

Ugh. Is this supposed to be charming?!

chamomilepill · 2021-11-15T04:36:38+00:00

Why does men think this is a good thing to say to women? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

Just saw one on OLD that said "everyday I get fatter and balder" like ok???? Do you still expect to match with someone???? What is this???

yeahhh22 · 2021-11-15T06:52:15+00:00

He's already on the "repeat" part

thicctoria · 2021-11-15T11:05:20+00:00

It's just... not funny. Especially because of the large percentage of pilots who do in fact sleep with flight attendants. My (male and gay) flight attendant friend always spilled tea about who was sleeping with who, who was cheating on who, and sometimes he was flirted with as well. It's a thing.

This is also a great way to make sure that the woman who finally matches with this POS already has low self-esteem and doesn't set strong boundaries or expect a man to make her feel secure. If he's trying to make you this insecure before you've even spoken, just think how he would be in a relationship.

intergalacticanon44 · 2021-11-15T06:32:55+00:00

Is that a threat? 😂

startrekmind · 2021-11-15T10:14:33+00:00

Me as a copywriter: “Unnecessary title case… wrong word… it’s two words, not one…” Stopped reading after the 3rd mistake 🚩🚩🚩

Bekinditsfree · 2021-11-15T05:22:34+00:00

The fuck?

Equal-Ear2312 · 2021-11-15T08:34:47+00:00

How sweet! 🤡 Men really identify with their jobs and in the process degrade the professional aspects as well. If only that could compensate for their total lack of personality.

Ok-Yogurtcloset3467 · 2021-11-15T12:32:29+00:00

This again goes to show men are not funny

NightWitchMain · 2021-11-15T09:44:33+00:00

*roll- role 🤡 *inlove- in love 🤡

VanessaViews · 2021-11-15T15:19:52+00:00

Lol us flight attendants don't want him. I can promise y'all that.

bepbep747 · 2021-11-15T15:51:44+00:00

He's cloaking it with humor but mark my words, he is not joking.

VanessaViews · 2021-11-15T15:52:00+00:00

Plot twist: he's already married

Title	I know a pickme had to swipe right on him. 🤮
Author	Bluemonroe26
Upvotes	237
Comments	32
Date	November 15, 2021 2:21 AM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/qu5pop/i_know_a_pickme_had_to_swipe_right_on_him/
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