My coworker y’all 🤮🤮🤮

Sage_Planter · 2020-11-22T15:48:39+00:00

"My boyfriend does nothing except tell me templated support platitudes. I can't wait to have a baby with him so I can take on even more responsibility while he offers absolutely nothing of value!"

I could build a phone app that provides the same amount of support as this man. Press here for supportive statement.

Phoenix__Rising2018 · 2020-11-22T17:15:36+00:00

He THANKED me for being his servant so he never has to lift a finger 😍😍🥰😍😘☺️☺️🥰

Guaranteed this dude is laughing at her so hard behind her back.

vitryolic · 2020-11-22T16:03:27+00:00

He literally makes her clean their dog’s shit. I feel awful for her that she will be picking up after a dog, a child and man-baby.

Wtfpwned69 · 2020-11-22T15:57:11+00:00

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Wtfpwned69 · 2020-11-22T15:51:18+00:00

Click the pic to see her boast to her followers how she’s buying him a ps5 for being “the best boyfriend ever” 🤡

oscine23 · 2020-11-22T16:19:32+00:00

I thought this was satire. 🤦🏽‍♀️

LevelTurbulent · 2020-11-22T16:12:48+00:00

And that's the best she's got. That he sits on his ass and watches her clean and he can't cook. That's the shit she brags about.

notthatkindofdoctorb · 2020-11-22T18:20:45+00:00

Am I just super old fashioned for thinking it's insane that people are doing fertility treatments with boyfriends? I don't think people should automatically get married due to a pregnancy or be ashamed of it or anything, it just seems like you would want any and all legal and financial protections in place for yourself and your child before deliberately having a baby, let alone going through fertility treatments. I wonder how many other kids he has floating around out there.

cantstopthemachine77 · 2020-11-22T18:25:59+00:00

Can’t cook, can’t clean, says he does “other stuff” like what? More fucking useless platitudes?

She cooks, cleans, takes care of the animals and works, says he is so “thankful” yet she is the one trying to reward him with a gifted ps5...

No sis, that is definitely NOT the “best boyfriend ever” and this undeserved “appreciation post” just makes her look like a pick me clown.

Revy_Ur_Engines · 2020-11-22T16:10:46+00:00

He sounds utter useless. Throw the XY chromosomes away plz

shortywannarock · 2020-11-22T17:02:15+00:00

He's probably cheating, and she's trying to get his attention by being sweet publicly.

sstena · 2020-11-22T18:03:59+00:00

Plot twist: he got a vasectomy a year before meeting her and is never going to tell her.

Noogenesis21 · 2020-11-22T16:04:10+00:00

I seriously can't even

giantscrewdriver · 2020-11-22T16:57:44+00:00

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giantscrewdriver · 2020-11-22T17:06:44+00:00

Would he ever do a girlfriend appreciation post about her? No. And if he did it would be about all the ways she serves him (pretty much a copy paste of hers lol)

LadyGrimes · 2020-11-22T16:55:17+00:00

JFC have some standards for yourself girl WTF

ninetiesbaby16 · 2020-11-22T18:29:38+00:00

Wait is she spending a small fortune on assisted reproduction treatments with a man that isn’t her husband?!? That can’t clean up after himself? I’m old fashioned af but can understand that children out of wedlock happen, but doing it so purposefully and intentionally and with so much effort is just wild....... I don’t know but doing IVF or whatever she’s doing with some guy that won’t even give her a shut up ring is just so...sad.

Ugythrowaway123 · 2020-11-22T21:51:41+00:00

Lol I’m not really sure if this ps5 thing is a joke or not.

Adawritesrules · 2020-11-23T01:38:14+00:00

Wait why did she write this if he didn’t even clean the damn carpet? He just manipulated her to do it instead of him - again - and he deserves a medal for this? She’s so close but so far.

random1329 · 2020-11-22T16:43:32+00:00

This is actually heartbreaking to read..

2020-11-22T16:56:45+00:00

Oh god... I see my past self in this woman and I feel sad for her. I hope she wakes tf up to see this man aint shit.

AllTheBeanToes · 2020-11-22T19:21:32+00:00

Most women are so sad and pathetic literally looking for bread crumbs on the dirty floor 😔

AllTheBeanToes · 2020-11-22T19:26:09+00:00

I don't cook, I don't clean, but lemme tell you how I got that... PS5 🤡🤡🤡

pinkpoopgtelost · 2020-11-23T12:25:19+00:00

Hahahaha, I’m glad she has a miserable life (I am saying this after finding out that she tried to get you fired because you did not want to do her job for free). Let me tell you something I’ve seen multiple times, when the girlfriend tries desperately to brag about the relationship on the internet and the boyfriend doesn’t acknowledge her posts, it’s almost 100% certain that their relationship is shit. So don’t worry, her life is not as great as she says, that’s why she tried to ruin yours.

samarsharqi · 2020-11-24T05:48:43+00:00

I thought I was having a stroke because I kept waiting for the part where dimitri isn’t a failure of a man

typeadhd · 2020-11-22T19:53:51+00:00

I’m actually confused is this a joke because Dmitri doesn’t sound that great lmaooo 🤷‍♀️🙃

Title	My coworker y’all 🤮🤮🤮
Author	Wtfpwned69
Upvotes	125
Comments	81
Date	November 22, 2020 3:43 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/jyxndw/my_coworker_yall/
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