No, just no…

foodgrowerfoodeater · 2021-08-01T22:57:12+00:00

sounds like 3 unpaid jobs and unrewarding ones at that

Platipus6 · 2021-08-01T23:09:36+00:00

I don't like men who want to crawl back inside our wombs to finish cooking.

cannabis_ferox · 2021-08-01T23:37:23+00:00

Hard pass.

Junior-Lion7893 · 2021-08-01T22:40:21+00:00

I saw this while scrolling through my Instagram, and I had to immediately unfollow the account.

Confused_One_ · 2021-08-02T03:45:46+00:00

Hah, for my ex it was grandma, secretary, and bangmaid all in one 🙅🏻‍♀️

top_of_the_stairs · 2021-08-01T22:43:20+00:00

Lol ummmm yeah no... I'm not going to "act" like anything. Let alone your mommy. Good grief 🙄🤦‍♀️

Thestral-glow6 · 2021-08-01T23:52:21+00:00

No. Just no.

Street_Narwhal_3361 · 2021-08-01T22:55:10+00:00

No thanks, creep-o. Only a pedo would be into dating their son.

RabidWench · 2021-08-02T03:48:49+00:00

...he said with a quiet desperate hope....

Ironsculpture · 2021-08-02T07:59:24+00:00

Men's eternal plight is that they are women's children no longer. Sorry scrotes, such nurturing behaviour is reserved for our babies, so better pay up or fuck off.

Geocities_SEO_Expert · 2021-08-02T10:31:27+00:00

Men who say this are never going to give a girlfriend the loyalty, respect, and generosity they show to their moms and male friends, though.

Assuming they have any loyalty, respect, or generosity for anyone at all.

purasangria · 2021-08-02T01:13:57+00:00

Nope. Not doing this.

Practical_Appearance · 2021-08-02T06:23:26+00:00

Guess I'm never gonna be a real girlfriend then.

CroneRaisedMaiden · 2021-08-02T02:13:39+00:00

Sounds like a lot of extra cleaning I didn’t sign up for

eveloe · 2021-08-02T11:59:38+00:00

So in reverse this guy acts as a John, a son, and a mental health patient all in one??

Charming

frostedgemstone · 2021-08-02T02:04:22+00:00

People claim the Oedipus complex isn’t real but shit like this proves otherwise

vforvendetta87 · 2021-08-02T12:42:45+00:00

Why not just marry yo mama then? 🤭

Ambitious_Cup5774 · 2021-08-01T23:30:59+00:00

I'm starting to question the whole "I married my best friend" thing...like no, I don't marry friends because I don't have sex with friends, and the expectations and boundaries are quite different in friendships vs marriages. It feels that whole "marry your best friend" thing is to get women to lower their standards and allow men to seem ethical while breadcrumbing commitment.

InaneObservations · 2021-08-02T21:13:53+00:00

So that means your boyfriend is going to act like a child with an oedipal complex. Gee, how alluring. /s

gosamadhi · 2021-08-02T10:13:29+00:00

Ewww revolting

modernmedusaa · 2021-08-02T09:55:20+00:00

Hard no 🤢🤢

MamaGia · 2021-08-02T14:44:27+00:00

Yeah, this sounds healthy /s

pqrsthrowawayyyyy · 2021-08-02T16:41:38+00:00

Barf.

ferretcat · 2021-08-03T07:19:28+00:00

Then what’s a real boyfriend supposed to be? 🤨

Title	No, just no…
Author	Junior-Lion7893
Upvotes	740
Comments	29
Date	August 1, 2021 10:36 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/ow1zsi/no_just_no/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/no-just-no.796246 https://theredarchive.com/post/796246

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