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[–]foodgrowerfoodeaterFDS Newbie 371 points372 points373 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
sounds like 3 unpaid jobs and unrewarding ones at that
[–]Junior-Lion7893FDS Newbie[S] 74 points75 points76 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is TRUTH right here!
[–]Platipus6FDS Apprentice 235 points236 points237 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don't like men who want to crawl back inside our wombs to finish cooking.
[–]cannabis_feroxFDS Newbie 70 points71 points72 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hard pass.
[–]Junior-Lion7893FDS Newbie[S] 156 points157 points158 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I saw this while scrolling through my Instagram, and I had to immediately unfollow the account.
[–]Confused_One_FDS Newbie 50 points51 points52 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hah, for my ex it was grandma, secretary, and bangmaid all in one 🙅🏻♀️
[–]top_of_the_stairsFDS Newbie 127 points128 points129 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol ummmm yeah no... I'm not going to "act" like anything. Let alone your mommy. Good grief 🙄🤦♀️
[–]Thestral-glow6FDS Newbie 41 points42 points43 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No. Just no.
[–]Street_Narwhal_3361FDS Newbie 94 points95 points96 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No thanks, creep-o. Only a pedo would be into dating their son.
[–]RabidWenchFDS Disciple 30 points31 points32 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
...he said with a quiet desperate hope....
[–]IronsculptureFDS Newbie 28 points29 points30 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Men's eternal plight is that they are women's children no longer. Sorry scrotes, such nurturing behaviour is reserved for our babies, so better pay up or fuck off.
[–]Geocities_SEO_ExpertFDS STRATEGY COACH 24 points25 points26 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Men who say this are never going to give a girlfriend the loyalty, respect, and generosity they show to their moms and male friends, though.
Assuming they have any loyalty, respect, or generosity for anyone at all.
[–]purasangriaRuthless Strategist 23 points24 points25 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nope. Not doing this.
[–]Practical_AppearanceFDS Newbie 21 points22 points23 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Guess I'm never gonna be a real girlfriend then.
[–]CroneRaisedMaidenFDS Newbie 52 points53 points54 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Sounds like a lot of extra cleaning I didn’t sign up for
[–]vbych76FDS Newbie 17 points18 points19 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Haha, my thoughts exactly.
[–]eveloeFDS Apprentice 14 points15 points16 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So in reverse this guy acts as a John, a son, and a mental health patient all in one??
Charming
[–]frostedgemstoneFDS Newbie 45 points46 points47 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
People claim the Oedipus complex isn’t real but shit like this proves otherwise
[–]vforvendetta87FDS Newbie 9 points10 points11 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Why not just marry yo mama then? 🤭
[–]Shot_Presence_83821 point 4 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Girl, seriously! LV ex husband used to say things like, "My mom thinks you should be keeping the house a bit cleaner" - dude, I'm struggling with a newborn and healing from a C-section. Or "My mom thinks you should be doing this--" or "My mom wants you to dress (our daughter) in this outfit today. She'll be upset if you don't." So, I'd say MAYBE YOU SHOULD'VE FUCKING MARRIED YOUR MOM, SINCE HER OPINION MATTERS MORE TO YOU THAN MINE! Seriously, fuck these LVM and them wanting their wives and girlfriends to be Super Woman take on the responsibility of raising the kids, doing 50/50 bill pay, 100% of the chores, taking care of a grown ass man, and catering to his ludicrous fantasies and "standards." They're all delusional, sick fucks.
[–]Ambitious_Cup5774FDS Newbie 88 points89 points90 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I'm starting to question the whole "I married my best friend" thing...like no, I don't marry friends because I don't have sex with friends, and the expectations and boundaries are quite different in friendships vs marriages. It feels that whole "marry your best friend" thing is to get women to lower their standards and allow men to seem ethical while breadcrumbing commitment.
[–]OptionalCookieFDS Newbie 20 points21 points22 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It also proves that men befriend women just to fuck them. 😒
[–]InaneObservationsFDS Newbie 6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So that means your boyfriend is going to act like a child with an oedipal complex. Gee, how alluring. /s
[–]gosamadhiFDS Newbie 6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ewww revolting
[–]modernmedusaaRuthless Strategist 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hard no 🤢🤢
[–]MamaGiaFDS Newbie 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, this sounds healthy /s
[–]pqrsthrowawayyyyyFDS Apprentice 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Barf.
[–]ferretcatFDS Newbie 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Then what’s a real boyfriend supposed to be? 🤨
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[–]Junior-Lion7893FDS Newbie[S] 74 points75 points76 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Platipus6FDS Apprentice 235 points236 points237 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]cannabis_feroxFDS Newbie 70 points71 points72 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Junior-Lion7893FDS Newbie[S] 156 points157 points158 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Confused_One_FDS Newbie 50 points51 points52 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]top_of_the_stairsFDS Newbie 127 points128 points129 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Thestral-glow6FDS Newbie 41 points42 points43 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Street_Narwhal_3361FDS Newbie 94 points95 points96 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]RabidWenchFDS Disciple 30 points31 points32 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]IronsculptureFDS Newbie 28 points29 points30 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Geocities_SEO_ExpertFDS STRATEGY COACH 24 points25 points26 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]purasangriaRuthless Strategist 23 points24 points25 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Practical_AppearanceFDS Newbie 21 points22 points23 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]CroneRaisedMaidenFDS Newbie 52 points53 points54 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]vbych76FDS Newbie 17 points18 points19 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]eveloeFDS Apprentice 14 points15 points16 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]frostedgemstoneFDS Newbie 45 points46 points47 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]vforvendetta87FDS Newbie 9 points10 points11 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]Shot_Presence_83821 point [recovered] | Copy Link
[–]Ambitious_Cup5774FDS Newbie 88 points89 points90 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]OptionalCookieFDS Newbie 20 points21 points22 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]InaneObservationsFDS Newbie 6 points7 points8 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]gosamadhiFDS Newbie 6 points7 points8 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]modernmedusaaRuthless Strategist 3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]MamaGiaFDS Newbie 2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]pqrsthrowawayyyyyFDS Apprentice 2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]ferretcatFDS Newbie 2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link