NVM doesn‘t even try...

Cosmictears83 · 2020-06-14T22:40:21+00:00

Ew.... my ladybits just crawled up into my stomach.

BaffledBazaar · 2020-06-14T22:44:56+00:00

Ewwww military

Icy_Mojito · 2020-06-14T22:43:37+00:00

Do men truly believe that “grabbing pussy” sounds attractive to women?

mightbethrowawayyy · 2020-06-14T23:13:47+00:00

Army = automatic no 😂

adertina · 2020-06-14T23:20:08+00:00

Funny how men think theyre the ones who get to decide who is “alpha” lmaooo

saydeesalt · 2020-06-14T23:43:07+00:00

I’ll never date active military or veterans again

MACMUA · 2020-06-14T23:51:29+00:00

Wow make America trash again?

NahmanNoodles · 2020-06-15T03:20:51+00:00

I was engaged to a soldier... Had a Marine as a rebound. Both were fucking psychos.

ItsFreezen · 2020-06-14T23:54:41+00:00

The bar is 6 feet under.

SuccessfulShow5 · 2020-06-15T00:54:12+00:00

As a female in the military , this is exactly why I don’t date military. I’m sorry but many of them have this over inflated misogynistic masculine ego.

2020-06-14T23:27:30+00:00

Infantry are the worst

curlygirl507 · 2020-06-15T02:44:26+00:00

This is actually worth a chuckle when read as satire.

OnMyQueenVibe · 2020-06-15T00:29:58+00:00

"Red, White, and Beautiful." 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

AyemHerself · 2020-06-15T02:40:00+00:00

19, you say?

r/JustBootThings

All that's missing is "you're welcome for my service."

blackredrosepetals · 2020-06-14T23:26:08+00:00

🤮🤮🤮

DoeEyedBrownSkin · 2020-06-15T00:16:30+00:00

I literally regurgitated my dinner ☹️🤢

bey124 · 2020-06-15T05:33:36+00:00

Surely this person is trolling, right? 😂

Genometric · 2020-06-15T03:40:33+00:00

What the fuck...

2020-06-15T10:45:47+00:00

Best just to stay far away from military guys cops and firefighters!

Dont_Settle_for_Less · 2020-06-15T15:28:43+00:00

Okay but men in the US military are so toxic sometimes. There's some bad shit going on in the bases and training camps. Way different for other countries, say S Korean where a lot of women do like men after they go through their mandatory military service, many come back more respectful and disciplined

SallyCatkin · 2020-06-15T06:19:23+00:00

I'm 95% sure this is parody; the last paragraph gives it away.

That said, I've met military men who are far more entitled and insecure than any parody could ever be. I will never date them either.

ladyyninjaa · 2020-06-15T14:26:23+00:00

I'mma have to wear a bullet proof vest over my lady parts.

Myplummms · 2020-06-15T15:17:33+00:00

Do you want to be treated like an object by a guy who thinks he's god's gift to women? Step right up and swipe right!

bt21shooky · 2020-06-14T23:34:32+00:00

I like my men how I like my coffee: not talking about its erection

slow_life_ · 2020-06-15T02:22:23+00:00

This.. sounds like a joke? It can't be real? Jeez.

2020-06-15T16:46:48+00:00

"Soy is for pussies and I'm here to grab yours"

It's ironic and quite disappointing that I was under the impression that people in the military were trained to have some sort of decency or respect then there's this objectivity person who seems to lack training or class. Just...no

no_i_am_gonnal_eave · 2020-06-15T00:40:29+00:00

It's on sight if I hear an eagle calling out in American pride

OverallAssumption48 · 2020-06-15T02:49:44+00:00

This guy definitely killed children in the middle east

2020-06-15T05:11:15+00:00

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GuineveresGrace · 2020-06-16T14:13:24+00:00

r/justbootthings

Don’t worry, buddy. I have my own uniform.

Title	NVM doesn‘t even try...
Author	Pinkapple_
Upvotes	162
Comments	52
Date	June 14, 2020 10:33 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/h93bib/nvm_doesnt_even_try/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/nvm-doesnt-even-try.691786 https://theredarchive.com/post/691786

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