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[–]Cosmictears83FDS Newbie106 points107 points108 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ew.... my ladybits just crawled up into my stomach.
[–]BaffledBazaarFDS Apprentice108 points109 points110 points 6 years ago (13 children) | Copy Link
Ewwww military
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[–][deleted] 51 points52 points53 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
>BTW I have 5 kids
LOL!
[–]Blackrose_FDS Newbie25 points26 points27 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
To at least 4 different women... Oh what a catch.
It's a bit pitchy dawg, that's a no from me.
[–]Capable_OkraFDS Newbie14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This made me cackle
[–]Bitemebitch00FDS Apprentice6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hahahahahahhhhh Accuratee
[–]BaffledBazaarFDS Apprentice48 points49 points50 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Military personnel are an absolute no for me and I'm very open about that. I too have met quite a few military psychos who were ultra excited to enlist and get 'revenge for 9/11'.
[–]thedevinefemmeFDS Newbie42 points43 points44 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don’t date military men either. I don’t date men in any profession who is trained to kill
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They are some of the most emotionally detached , disturbed , deviants I’ve ever had the displeasure of tolerating. My uni has so many. I dated 3 and they were ALL fucked up in the same way
[–]cerecei1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes! Never date one ever! I grew up in a military family and spent most of my childhood living on base and the amount of domestic disputes and pickmeisha behavior from the spouses is pathetic.
[–]even_thrillerFDS Apprentice58 points59 points60 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I'm in the military myself and don't date in the military either if that tells ya anything. :|
[–]Snowmist92FDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Thanks for mentioning this. Currently been talking to a vet for a month and it's just sooo confusing. He seems great, but then acts totally emotionless the next day.
I have reconsidered at this point.
[–]even_thrillerFDS Apprentice2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not all military men are bad (and I'm in the least 'military' like branch of the US armed forces) but generally a lot have a lot of underlying issues that its just easier to stay away from the vast majority of them. You're welcome! This applies to not just military men but a lot of men in uniform (police, fire, etc) have a lot of the same if not similar issues that military men do.
[–]Icy_MojitoFDS Newbie71 points72 points73 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Do men truly believe that “grabbing pussy” sounds attractive to women?
[–][deleted] 90 points91 points92 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
It's a dogwhistle for pro-Trump women
[–]whatglasses5FDS Apprentice14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wow, that’s horrifying!
[–]xx_powerFDS Newbie9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
That's some seriously advanced pick-misha-ing yo
[–][deleted] 8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Most of the self-proclaimed pro-Trump women I know are VERY "pick me" in their attitudes about men and women. In fact, they often openly talk about how much they hate women, including their own daughters.
[–]xx_powerFDS Newbie7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I correct myself, that's PhD levels of pick-mesha-ing
But seriously, I know one American woman who votes Trump and she's a sweet old lady (otherwise..) and her reason was an intense hatred for Clinton which is something I think only Americans really understand. Even she doesn't agree with pussy grabbing.
Young women voting for Trump is just something I cannot get in my head
[–]Pinkapple_FDS Newbie[S] 22 points23 points24 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I guess NVM do... disgusting
[–]mightbethrowawayyyFDS Newbie46 points47 points48 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Army = automatic no 😂
[–]adertinaFDS Newbie47 points48 points49 points 6 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Funny how men think theyre the ones who get to decide who is “alpha” lmaooo
[–]saydeesaltFDS Newbie36 points37 points38 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’ll never date active military or veterans again
[–]MACMUAFDS Apprentice32 points33 points34 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wow make America trash again?
[–]NahmanNoodlesFDS Newbie26 points27 points28 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I was engaged to a soldier... Had a Marine as a rebound. Both were fucking psychos.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Omg those marines ... just dead inside.
[–]ItsFreezenFDS Newbie20 points21 points22 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The bar is 6 feet under.
[–]SuccessfulShow5Pickmeisha™️53 points54 points55 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
As a female in the military , this is exactly why I don’t date military. I’m sorry but many of them have this over inflated misogynistic masculine ego.
[–]even_thrillerFDS Apprentice4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hard same for me too! Also a female in the military. I feel like I automatically see the red flags because I'm on the inside too.
[–][deleted] 16 points17 points18 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Infantry are the worst
[–]curlygirl507FDS Apprentice16 points17 points18 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is actually worth a chuckle when read as satire.
[–]OnMyQueenVibeThrowaway Account12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Red, White, and Beautiful." 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
[–]AyemHerselfRuthless Strategist11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
19, you say?
r/JustBootThings
All that's missing is "you're welcome for my service."
[–]blackredrosepetalsFDS Newbie10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
🤮🤮🤮
[–]DoeEyedBrownSkinFDS Newbie8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I literally regurgitated my dinner ☹️🤢
[–]bey124FDS Newbie9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Surely this person is trolling, right? 😂
[–]GenometricPickmeisha™️5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What the fuck...
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Best just to stay far away from military guys cops and firefighters!
[–]Dont_Settle_for_LessFDS Newbie3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Okay but men in the US military are so toxic sometimes. There's some bad shit going on in the bases and training camps. Way different for other countries, say S Korean where a lot of women do like men after they go through their mandatory military service, many come back more respectful and disciplined
[–]SallyCatkin2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm 95% sure this is parody; the last paragraph gives it away.
That said, I've met military men who are far more entitled and insecure than any parody could ever be. I will never date them either.
[–]ladyyninjaaFDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'mma have to wear a bullet proof vest over my lady parts.
[–]MyplummmsRuthless Strategist2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Do you want to be treated like an object by a guy who thinks he's god's gift to women? Step right up and swipe right!
[–]bt21shookyFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I like my men how I like my coffee: not talking about its erection
[–]slow_life_FDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This.. sounds like a joke? It can't be real? Jeez.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Soy is for pussies and I'm here to grab yours"
It's ironic and quite disappointing that I was under the impression that people in the military were trained to have some sort of decency or respect then there's this objectivity person who seems to lack training or class. Just...no
[–]no_i_am_gonnal_eaveThrowaway Account0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's on sight if I hear an eagle calling out in American pride
[–]OverallAssumption480 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This guy definitely killed children in the middle east
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[–]GuineveresGraceFDS Apprentice0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
r/justbootthings
Don’t worry, buddy. I have my own uniform.
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[–]Blackrose_FDS Newbie25 points26 points27 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Capable_OkraFDS Newbie14 points15 points16 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]thedevinefemmeFDS Newbie42 points43 points44 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]even_thrillerFDS Apprentice58 points59 points60 points (2 children) | Copy Link
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[–]Icy_MojitoFDS Newbie71 points72 points73 points (6 children) | Copy Link
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[–]Pinkapple_FDS Newbie[S] 22 points23 points24 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]mightbethrowawayyyFDS Newbie46 points47 points48 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]adertinaFDS Newbie47 points48 points49 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]saydeesaltFDS Newbie36 points37 points38 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]MACMUAFDS Apprentice32 points33 points34 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]NahmanNoodlesFDS Newbie26 points27 points28 points (1 child) | Copy Link
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[–]ItsFreezenFDS Newbie20 points21 points22 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]SuccessfulShow5Pickmeisha™️53 points54 points55 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]even_thrillerFDS Apprentice4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]curlygirl507FDS Apprentice16 points17 points18 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]OnMyQueenVibeThrowaway Account12 points13 points14 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]AyemHerselfRuthless Strategist11 points12 points13 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]blackredrosepetalsFDS Newbie10 points11 points12 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]DoeEyedBrownSkinFDS Newbie8 points9 points10 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]bey124FDS Newbie9 points10 points11 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]GenometricPickmeisha™️5 points6 points7 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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