So the only thing he has going for himself is a shelter over his head 🤮

Sage_Planter · 2020-07-12T23:32:56+00:00

The bar is in hell.

If a woman with no job and no car was on a dating app looking for a man, she'd be a gOlDdIgGeR.

nowimmad123 · 2020-07-12T23:16:49+00:00

How’s he splitting the bill with no job? Also am I just old or is “break you off” nonsense? What’s he breaking me off? His last KitKat?

2020-07-12T23:48:32+00:00

I bet when he finds this 50/50 woman, if she makes a lot of money he will demand that she pay for everything because he has no job.

CassieGreen85 · 2020-07-13T00:49:48+00:00

WTF is chores and cooking??? Aren't those just basic shit every single person should be able to do, and not something to brag about or say out loud??

100% All women who saw this profile can cook and do chores a thousand times better than him and don't need to say it, wtf.

dzgata · 2020-07-12T23:46:44+00:00

This man should be looking for a job. He’s 32 years grown. Like wtf.

Wait__No__What · 2020-07-12T23:36:35+00:00

This guy brings literally NOTHING to the table that any woman doesn't already have all by herself. Like, nothing. A vibrator and a fresh pack of AA batteries are more useful than this clown, and I don't have to listen to my vibrator talk when it's served its purpose. Next!

S3mirmis · 2020-07-13T01:19:31+00:00

Really, if they will have nothing else, they will have the audacity.

miwamus · 2020-07-13T00:53:38+00:00

"... I'll meet you..."

The honor, ladies, the honor.

0kfornow · 2020-07-13T02:06:17+00:00

Maybe he should wait until he has his life together before wasting some woman's time

Hostileovaries · 2020-07-13T02:47:49+00:00

I bet you he lives in a basement "apartment" at his parents house which is how he has no job or income but has his "own" place.

elementalvirago · 2020-07-13T00:06:40+00:00

"Break you off"? Someone explain. Is this a euphemism for sex?

dntbfllikeidid · 2020-07-13T01:20:50+00:00

Should be focusing on bettering himself and finding a godamn job instead of trying to get his pee pee wet. But priorities amirite...? 🙄

nointerestsbutsleep · 2020-07-13T02:11:43+00:00

CHORES?!? As an interest? WTF?

KMedici · 2020-07-13T00:28:40+00:00

Did he really put down “Chores” as one of his hobbies?? this man really has no life lmao

cellard00r18 · 2020-07-12T23:59:15+00:00

Ewww never

pissed_af · 2020-07-13T05:21:06+00:00

Wow get your shit together dude you're 32 without a job or a car? That's a recipe for homelessness, level the fuck up

EffectiveHoneydew422 · 2020-07-13T09:43:52+00:00

This dickhead actually thinks he’s pulling off new age nice guy with no “bs games” yet it reads like he is an annoying whining dramatic bore

Cucharamama · 2020-07-13T15:52:34+00:00

It’s sad that so many “woke” girls who preach for equality will give him a chance and try to “build him up” because thats what a woman is supposed to do for her man 🙄

tendervittles903 · 2020-07-13T16:57:26+00:00

I always get so confused when grown ass men are saying “have a job and a car” like okay???? We’re bragging about the basics of adulthood, why? Then I see one like this now and then.

Fitncurly · 2020-07-13T16:57:29+00:00

Lol “I’ll break you off”. This pendejo really thinks his dick is special, as opposed to the STD-and-pregnancy-risk-wrapped-in-disappointment that it really is. Nobody wants a piece of that nasty Vienna sausage boi 🤢. Do they not realize that dick is abundant and low-value? Most men don’t know how to fuck to save their lives anyways...

PunnyPrinter · 2020-07-13T08:57:06+00:00

How is he going to cook with no money to buy groceries? Or will his FWB have to provide them for him to fix?

Pitiful-Implement · 2020-07-13T17:55:04+00:00

I am going to speculate wildly here I might be way off or I might be right-I think he might be on some form of disability SSI which in many places might enable him to rent very low income housing and still have a little bit of money left-thats why he has money to split but not date.

No judgement here on any of that, but I wonder-is he interested in women who are in the same boat and on his level, or does he think they are beneath him?

shakethat_milkshake · 2020-07-13T19:23:36+00:00

Omg. "If" I like you. This reminds me of the choosingbeggars subreddit.

duckingHell123 · 2020-07-15T06:19:28+00:00

Split the bill? Lol. Thanks, but if you invite a woman out, you pay. If I wanted to split the bill, I'd go out with my girls instead and have a baller of a time.

warinmymind94 · 2020-07-14T06:11:27+00:00

Eww what's up with lvm and the "I can give you backrubs / massages" 🤢🤢🤢

cupcakedreamz · 2020-07-15T12:55:24+00:00

Sounds like a real winner🤡🤡🤡

Title	So the only thing he has going for himself is a shelter over his head 🤮
Author	Fluffybabypigs
Upvotes	191
Comments	53
Date	July 12, 2020 10:51 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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