That's an understatement, Joe.

Ms_Tilly · 2020-01-11T19:46:39+00:00

This is what having a child with a LVM looks like.

popfriday · 2020-01-11T19:33:47+00:00

I’m actually nauseous.

134340-92494 · 2020-01-11T19:30:59+00:00

Also why is it always the absolute most repulsive men who put “probably won’t message first” in their profiles? Someone said it here a while ago but it bears repeating that the ONLY thing men have is the audacity.

ruby_radmuppet · 2020-01-11T19:39:31+00:00

Is this the best photo he could’ve picked? Sitting there with his pot belly hanging out while gaming and holding his baby, what a catch

Fatt3stAveng3r · 2020-01-11T19:12:58+00:00

Ick doesn't even begin to cover my reaction.

AyemHerself · 2020-01-11T19:15:13+00:00

I imagine he's still with the mother of that baby and he'll use his lack of effort to excuse his attempted cheating when he's inevitably caught.

"Nothing happened, see? I didn't even get a message!"

The poor kid.

TheDeadlyBeauty · 2020-01-11T20:16:30+00:00

Juggalos are the worst type of trailer trash and their music tastes suck.

UnashamedWench · 2020-01-12T04:10:46+00:00

Ohh! I always wanted a fat gamer dude with an infant he can't be bothered to change. Ideally he has crude taste in music, a grade-schooler's grasp of grammar, and can't be assed to lead so much as a round of texting.

No. Wait. That's my nightmare. Moving on.

2020-01-11T23:02:44+00:00

TAKE YOUR BABY OFF YOUR FUCKING PROFILE PUT A SHIRT ON GO OUTSIDE AND SHOW YOUR FUCKING FACE JOe. CAN YOU IMAGINE YOUR BABY GIRL ON FUCKING TINDER. THIS IS WHY I GOT A MIRENA SHOVED UP MY COOTER

SslimReaperr · 2020-01-11T20:42:27+00:00

jesus christ did yall peep his anthem? lmao what is that thing even doing on tinder ??

nruthh · 2020-01-11T21:33:25+00:00

Change that baby’s diaper, jeez. 🤮

2020-01-11T23:09:09+00:00

Gross. Who posts "swallow this nut" with a baby in their arms??? He deserves a good slap

Barnabas1993 · 2020-01-12T00:12:47+00:00

Probably still married to the woman who carried his child, but her body has changed and now he wants attention from other women while he jerks his micropenis. Quite the catch indeed.

Inez_Honeyfox · 2020-01-11T20:26:22+00:00

Everything about this makes me nauseas

Blackishcat27 · 2020-01-11T21:26:16+00:00

Music can tell you so much about a person. Especially their anthem. Stay far far away from this person.

raindampened · 2020-01-11T19:39:57+00:00

maybe bc I only see my nephew a few times a week (fuck finals) but whenever I see him I don't want to put him down, I want to hold him all day and night. rock him, kiss his forehead and chubby cheeks, and smell that addictive baby smell.

but this fucker right here is playing video games and not even holding his baby. how can you be so fucking cold towards your own baby. also why is that baby naked???? babies can't regulate their body temperature, they need to be covered up. gosh there are so many problems with this photo.

and I say this as a woman who doesn't want her own baby.

Scotsburd · 2020-01-11T20:12:25+00:00

Change that child's nappy and put down that controller, you absolute arsehole.

teeteereads · 2020-01-11T23:21:06+00:00

I wanna know who took this picture??? Also, why would men think that a picture of a newborn says that you’re available to “date”?

2020-01-12T00:20:38+00:00

I can smell this picture and it's making me nauseous.
"Swallow this nut". I'm actually gonna puke.

heartbreakandseance · 2020-01-12T02:07:23+00:00

Women need to stop having children with men like that. I'm appalled.

2020-01-11T21:13:22+00:00

That is just really creepy. Why is the very young baby on a profile photo? That's just no appropriate at all. Other red flags are how he looks, how he's gaming instead of looking after baby and his 'nut' comment. Seems like a creep and a loser. Maybe he is also still with the mother of the child?

2020-01-12T07:03:47+00:00

opens dictionary and looks up “couch creature”. Joseph’s photo appears

jibberjabber777 · 2020-01-11T21:29:46+00:00

Ew. No. Just...so much no.

Skittleschild02 · 2020-01-11T23:17:24+00:00

Ugh! Why do people put their children in dating profiles? Especially, the gross ones. Just feel like you should keep your kids’ identity private.

gcthrowaway2019 · 2020-01-12T01:03:43+00:00

He's an ICP fan? More like "not for anyone".

CuriousCatNYC777 · 2020-01-12T01:39:00+00:00

End times is here...

MagnoliaMirage · 2020-01-12T01:44:52+00:00

Poor kid

Novemberinthechair · 2020-01-12T13:38:19+00:00

Ewwwwww.

Title	That's an understatement, Joe.
Author	Amelania
Upvotes	159
Comments	47
Date	January 11, 2020 7:11 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/enbp1z/thats_an_understatement_joe/
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