The breakup level up cliche is totally true!

Ericaeatscarrots · 2021-10-07T01:49:26+00:00

Dang that’s a lot for 6 weeks. It takes me that long just to finish one thought.

preppykat3 · 2021-10-07T01:29:49+00:00

Glad to see you thriving sis 👑

firegirl110 · 2021-10-07T03:36:25+00:00

We love a good ✨karma story ✨

jetcake · 2021-10-07T07:07:40+00:00

Karma indeed : )

My dad has a saying: Soar with the eagles, don't wallow in the swamp.

He will contact you when they destroy each other and you will be on an entirely unreachable plane. Soar, Queen, soar!

elhae · 2021-10-07T02:24:11+00:00

as someone set to break up with my (also a surprise) lv bf tomorrow, this is making me happy.

i love how you’re thriving and hope to be in the exact same spot, down to buying my own place & making six figures. 💕

xfelugirlx · 2021-10-07T03:22:02+00:00

Go queen! I am leveling up since my last relationship with a lvm ended, i feel so much better :) i gave you a little prize

pukubr · 2021-10-07T02:29:45+00:00

I think he knew you were out of his league and so sabotaged his relationship. Anyway, of course he finds a LVW, only a pickme would settle for a guy who wants to cheat.

jp2117515 · 2021-10-07T11:41:03+00:00

I like that “trash finds other trash and they eventually bunch together” seems to be the case!

todaysthrowaway2307 · 2021-10-07T02:44:43+00:00

Love to read this. I also had a nasty breakup with a LV clown about six weeks ago, and I’m doing my very best to take the opportunity to thrive. It’s not easy every day but I’m so much better than I was with him.

europoor24 · 2021-10-07T03:53:07+00:00

It would be hilarious OP if your ex then found a way to contact you and tried to beg you to come back.

wallet_rinser · 2021-10-07T10:09:11+00:00

Congratulations on your post break up level up. I'm still working on mine - he leveled up first but now it's my turn. It's been almost a year at this point but I think a lot of the heartbreak isn't HIM but a lot of unresolved grief and trauma that gets to have his face. It'll be game over once I work through that though

OptionalCookie · 2021-10-07T13:58:36+00:00

While I like your level up...

Your ex. Block and delete. Don't pry into his life, leave him alone. Yes, this was someone who you shared moments with, but don't wish him bad or good, just do you.

thelonelyempresss · 2021-10-07T15:10:35+00:00

She's a total pickme, unemployed onlyfans druggy. Which I'm sure will work out wonderfully given her reputation. Sometimes I think life just rights itself and it all works out. Trash finds other trash eventually and they all bunch together.

This was what happened with an ex of mine. Runs off with some manic pixie who cleans hotel rooms and can't function without self harm or weed daily. Also can only watch cartoons and shows for little girls. Had to move in with him because she was homeless because selling your ass pics for 10 dollars a pop wasn't paying the bills.

Meanwhile I'm 6 figures, travel all over and own my home. I guess because my hair isn't pink and I don't pretend I'm 5 years old I'm the problem here.

He tried to come back - said he made a mistake. I'm like enjoy your kindercare, B&D.

Big-Respond8481 · 2021-10-07T21:54:41+00:00

What all of us can learn from this, ist that you don't need a relationship and your life is not ruined if you break up with your boyfriend. The opposite is true: You will shine and be healthier and happier. Women too often think they will lose when they are single, but in reality they gain so much.

If you are even just unsure if you and your boyfriend are a good fit, leaving is the better solution.

Hyena-Plastic · 2021-10-07T01:51:52+00:00

Yay, so happy for you queen👸

8jjjjjjjj · 2021-10-07T05:51:48+00:00

They say happiness is the best revenge! Good for you!!

sewingmachinesavior · 2021-10-07T11:10:35+00:00

Music to my ears! Love this!

alpinepunch2021 · 2021-10-07T20:29:48+00:00

I was in such a similar position. My ex fiancé (who I dated for 6 years and bought a house with) revealed he was a secret alcoholic for 4 years and dumped me. I was devastated (he was the only person I ever dated). 6 months later and I got a $45000 scholarship, deepened every single one of my friendships substantially and made some new ones in my department, and started a new relationship. Meanwhile he's still single, shaved his head (he was balding and I made some snide comment about it while he dumped me), has literally 0 friends (he self isolated completely, but also most of his friends were mine to begin with), applied for this job he really wanted only to fuck up the interview so badly that they told him to apply again 5 years later, moved out of the house (which I still own) and went back to renting a shitty 1 bedroom like a college student.

Sorry to hear your ex cheated (because that's effectively what it sounds like). Trash definitely does take itself out and if it didn't there'd be way more unlucky, well-meaning, attractive and otherwise intelligent pick-mes still chasing disgusting scrotes. Count yourself lucky you weren't one of them.

ihwz_01 · 2021-10-07T08:06:09+00:00

Congratulation! 👏👏

XNjunEar · 2021-10-07T10:45:27+00:00

Living the QueenLife^TM

Many congrats!

katiekat0214 · 2021-10-07T20:26:23+00:00

Ach, lassie, aren't ya the bonnie oon, datin' a Scotsman, noo!

Owl-right · 2021-10-07T02:45:07+00:00

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Hyena-Plastic · 2021-10-07T01:51:59+00:00

Yay, so happy for you queen👸

Title	The breakup level up cliche is totally true!
Author	Owl-right
Upvotes	509
Comments	44
Date	October 7, 2021 1:27 AM UTC (4 years ago)
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