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Summary

When asked about the reasons for which a woman chooses to sleep with a man, they will spout off ANY excuse to give them less agency/responsibility over the situation (maybe also to give her orbiters more hope of fucking her). Things like returning favors, "why not?" situations, curiosity, self-exploration, even blaming a past date rape on current promiscuity, are all within the realm of the female hamster.

Top Comments:

He took care of my goldfish while I was away

  • This was the highest rated comment. I'm just going to assume this one is bullshit, but was upvoted to the top for one simple reason: It's how men would prefer attraction to work. IE "I watch your fish (or pay your rent, or any other beta-provider act), and in return, the girl will want to fuck me" This special snowflake is FINALLY the girl who makes good on her nonverbal orbiter agreement, and the AFC's of AskReddit get another false indication that you can negotiate desire through favors.

A friend of mine -- who I had no sexual attraction to whatsoever -- had just returned from a long deployment to Afghanistan where he had been wounded and couldn't walk right anymore. That one was a no-brainer.

  • Just get deployed, sent into dangerous warzones in the Middle East, get injured, return home, and for your service to your country I will fuck you! Sounds like a hell of a deal. I mean after all she had "no sexual attraction to him whatsoever" Once again, the idea that you can negotiate desire by somehow sacrificing yourself for m'lady rears its ugly head and is championed by AskReddit betas! I think we've all heard enough Jody stories to know this one is probably bullshit as well.

"I wonder if his dick is bigger than his brother's..." It was.

  • Well this is just penis hypergamy, admitted plain as day and still upvoted almost to the top. Guys upvoting this probably think, "What a slut! but I respect that because feminism!"

I lost my virginity to a guy because he had a very cool name and I just randomly decided I had been a virgin long enough. For me, I was 18. From 12-16, I was all "virginity is sacred." At 17, I was like "i'm going to mess around with girls, that doesn't count and I can't get knocked up." At 18, I was like "His name is Th*rin? HELL YES."

  • Just a perfect example of every girl's calling to hop on the cock carousel. It hits early and the ride is intense. This particular girl gave up her virginity to a dude BECAUSE OF HIS NAME. I'm sure it had nothing to do that it was a Chad that completely made her wet and horny for the first time in her life. it was his NAME. Hamstering at its finest.

I had been date raped, which kind of fucked me up emotionally. The next time I had sex, it was with a guy I knew who had been hitting on me for awhile, and I did it because I wanted to feel like I was in control of my body and my choices.

  • I don't even know where to start with this. This hamster is entering light speed. You have agency over the fact that you have no agency? Huh?

not really proud of this but...my two girlfriends and myself went to this really dive-y bar. we went to a mutual friends place after the bar closed and my two friends proceeded to go into separate rooms, both with a guy. this other guy and myself could hear them having sex and both shrugged and decided why not.

  • Blamed it on her friend. If her friend wasn't doing it, it would've TOTALLY never happened, right? But since she was doing it, what the hell? Once again, totally relinquishing responsibility in clever doublespeak. After swallowing TRP this sticks out like a sore thumb.

I was at a party and noticed this hot guy standing in the corner of the kitchen by himself just drinking his beer and minding his own business. I thought he looked kind of lonely so I went over to talk to him. All he had on him was a backpack which contained the catcher in the rye, two packs of camels, and a change of clothes. I thought he was very interesting, and mysterious, so of course I went home with him. 7 years later and we're married with two kids so I guess me being attracted to the weirdo loners finally paid off!

  • This is great. She found her Beta bucks at a party. He had no friends, wasn't interesting, and had a fucking backpack on with books and Camels in it. Super panty dropper. The subliminal message here is just be like this guy and eventually a girl will find and appreciate you for the special snowflake you are. What you don't see is probably how unattractive this girl is to be desperate enough to talk to this loner in the first place. Kind of like that guy who got married and had no friends to share it with so he posted it on reddit.

Made a throwaway for this. He drove a sexy, new Maserati. I got to drive it, as a direct result, which was just as planned. Worth it as fuck.

  • Just your run of the mill hypergamic slut behavior, nothing to see here.

His girlfriend bullied me when we were 11. Another guy was trying to hook up with me continually for like 6 months so I mean I admired his dedication plus it was kind of just to shut him up. Another guy was a close friend who was always good to me. He went through a rough breakup and confided in me. I gave him a blowjob... As friends.

  • So wait, was it because his girlfriend bullied you? This may have some truth to it.... The other guy however, this is hamstering the idea that inundating a woman with attention and affection will eventually lead to her "rewarding" you with a "just friends" blowjob, which I'm sure was fucking top-notch. Once again, you cannot negotiate desire, take what these hoes say with a grain of salt.

He made me some tacos. You know. Tacos for taco.

A guy fingered me on the band bus in high school because he traded me a shiny Arceus on Pokemon Heartgold.

He had tickets to go see Incubus and Hoobastank.

I just really needed a place to sleep for the night and he had a very comfortable bed.

He lived really close to the club we were in and it was easier than getting home.

This shit goes on and on.....

LESSONS LEARNED

You cannot negotiate desire. Pay attention to what women DO, not what they say. They will outright lie to keep up the facade of NAWALT, just like this thread. Don't buy it.

EDIT: I suppose what I am getting at is that all of these comments are either outright false, and made up to give an appearance of loyalty (or orbiter-positive-behavior), OR.... they are true but the real reason is that it involved a Chad. Always.

--bonus posts

Guy here. I had just met this lady, and she's talking shit about how guys can't say no to sex... Without even really thinking about it I dropped "I can." Next thing you know we had a bet that no matter she did for the next hour I had to resist. And I won, too. Of course, the moment the hour was up...

Nice to see some amused mastery buried in this thread =]

ITT: False hope

Sums up the entire thread