Any takers for last place?

kevin32 · 2021-03-23T15:42:22+00:00

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downtempodojo · 2021-03-23T16:09:37+00:00

As a single father I just don't understand why women say that. There is no way they put their kids first all of the time. Furthermore that mentality is a recipe for burn out and unhappiness. It's good to be selfish sometimes.

RatingsOutOfTen · 2021-03-23T16:01:17+00:00

She likes to show off. She will take unnecessary risks. She is impatient. She wants massages. She drinks. She is lazy. She is obsessed with her own footware and probably spends 30 dollars a month on pedicures.

And then she has kids and is acting like it is your problem for being "Scared".

PASS

Joaquino7997 · 2021-03-23T15:52:14+00:00

She said kids, as in more than one.

The man will never come in second place. At best he will come in [single mom + number of kids + number of baby daddies] place. He's at LEAST fifth here.

Autisticus · 2021-03-23T16:52:07+00:00

Loves to laugh

Child is my world

Vodka mom, active drinker

Doesnt read

You come distant second (fifth)

GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE BINGOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

rhetorik_ · 2021-03-23T15:55:45+00:00

I love to laugh at your shitty profile.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2021-03-23T17:33:17+00:00

if that doesn't scare you away

Once AGAIN we have another example of a woman insulting potential dates' manhoods in a sloppy attempt at manipulation.

I say this a lot, but it's reminiscent of stupid children daring each other to do something dangerous and/or dumb.

"What? You won't eat that dog turd?! CHICKEN! buck-buck-ba-GAWK!"

adriannmng · 2021-03-23T15:57:09+00:00

She has kids, the man will be at best 4th place assuming only 2 kids. More like 10th place after all her list of activities. And a single mom with all those listed, who do you think will be in charge organising “adventures”, surfing trips, giving massages, and be the designated driver for her vodka bar escapades? All the list is what she expects as entertainment. I wonder were the list to what she brings to the table is? Maybe she has a follow up profile.

AFthrowaway3000 · 2021-03-23T18:59:51+00:00

Back in my bluepill days I never would have been able to break these down like I can now. Thank goodness that changed. So in no particular order, call me crazy but here's what jumped out at me:

Tattoos. Nope. Already tells me she makes bad decisions.
Books < Movie. The fact that she put this of all things in here, kinda makes her seem shallow.
Vodka > Tequila. The fact that she had to think about it for a comparison already tells me she drinks too much.
Adventure > Predictably. She didn't proofread and change that to say "Predictability" so that's a sign of aloofness to whatever comes to her from her profile, IMHO.
High heels = flip flops. Femininity isn't all that important to her if they're the same thing in her eyes.
Kids. This is plural. No further explanation needed.
No matter what my man will always come in second place. She might as well put a sign on her head that says "Simps only" because no man worth a damn would pursue this one.

Seven red flags I counted. Seven!

NEXT!!!

styckx · 2021-03-23T17:37:15+00:00

Adventure > Predictability = She's gonna fuck other dudes while baiting you along. This is code for "I won't take any responsibility for my actions"

homer_j_simpsoy · 2021-03-23T17:17:35+00:00

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deepak8411 · 2021-03-23T15:52:11+00:00

They had us in the first half.

SCCock · 2021-03-23T18:50:02+00:00

Never meeting her>Her drama.

AmiablePenguin · 2021-03-23T17:05:22+00:00

Listen to the ocean? Has she listened to herself at some point?

This whole bio reeks of predictable, cringeworthy bullshit.

newtomtl83 · 2021-03-23T17:13:09+00:00

Who doesn’t like to laugh?

Andrew-Mueller · 2021-03-23T17:45:34+00:00

Notably absent is any mention of a job or career, so be prepared to foot the bill for all the "fun-stuff" she enjoys. Oh, and for the kids too because I can guarantee she isn't getting any child support.

Demiansky · 2021-03-23T18:00:14+00:00

"I put my kids first but still go out and drink, despite not having a spouse to watch the kids while I'm out drinking."

These two things can't simultaneously be true. If you are putting your kids first, you aren't dumping them off with the grandparents or leaving them unsupervised while you go off to hit the bar.

I've known single dads and single moms who really did put their kids first. And what did that look look? They weren't out at bars with people who they claim they are going to put 2nd to their children.

Blissbynature · 2021-03-23T17:15:52+00:00

As I was reading that to myself in my head as I got to the last bit I read:

"If that doesn't scare you away, buy me a drink."

I think I'm getting the hang of this.

flsingleguy · 2021-03-23T17:48:23+00:00

It’s kind of nice that she is so upfront with how she sees any potential relationship. If there are guys that are up for that type of relationship more power to them. However, it seems like a really shitty deal for any man.

impishonetwo3 · 2021-03-23T17:50:21+00:00

Why are they all compelled to state, so boldly, that their children come before dating? That's being a normal fucking mom.

2021-03-23T22:28:14+00:00

I can tell she's fucking fat.

ronoda12 · 2021-03-23T17:40:40+00:00

Why would any man care about her and her kids. Some useless trash single mother taking up place on this planet and living on welfare. Garbage.

mnomoto · 2021-03-23T18:33:38+00:00

Can y’all post a pic of what the chick looks like? 🤦‍♂️ It would add extra entertainment to these posts.

Schecter07 · 2021-03-23T19:37:34+00:00

“I love to laugh”... no way, really? Who doesn’t love to laugh?? I swear some of these profiles are so bizarre.

HolyGourdofJerusalem · 2021-03-23T23:43:23+00:00

Books < Movie

where do I sign up? I have always wanted to date a moron.

Gefan27 · 2021-03-24T03:29:14+00:00

I don't, in and of itself, have a problem with the whole "My kids come first" mantra.

Good for you. Your kids should come first. You're at least trying to be a decent parent.

Oh, you still want me to put you first? See, that's going to be a problem. You don't get to still do the "Thou shalt have no other gods before me" bit after you've just told me I'll never be more than an accessory.

digitalEarthling · 2021-03-23T17:32:48+00:00

She sounds boring and a carbon copy NPC cutout just like the rest of the THOTtys

TimmyHillFan · 2021-03-23T17:35:39+00:00

I wouldn’t want someone to lie about having kids, of course. But it leaves so many questions unanswered.

Why the unprotected sex?

Failed relationships or just stupidity? If the former, the “why” is extremely concerning. If the latter, idk...I could never see myself with someone who has a child with no father because of a short fling or one-nighter. Signifies a serious character flaw: poor judgment.

Baby daddy drama?

Financially independent, or just looking for someone to save self and kids from misery?

Men be desperate tho. Sure she’s got plenty of matches.

Blogginginvicecity · 2021-03-23T19:09:01+00:00

Have an exciting single parenting adventure < having a stable good home for my kids.

DoubleGunzChippa · 2021-03-23T21:46:41+00:00

Any single parent with a dating profile is not putting their kids first, period.

If they were truly putting their kids first they would pour all of their time, energy, and resources into turning their child into an upstanding, productive member of society, then once their sire goes off to college (or trade school, or whatever they choose to pursue) then you make the dating profile.

ShortWarrior · 2021-03-23T22:29:34+00:00

Wow, she's really serious about her views on fruit.

Ivan_The_Reddish · 2021-03-24T02:28:39+00:00

I love to laugh

I couldn't read anything after that, as I rolled my eyes so hard they fell out of my head.

MastermindX · 2021-03-24T14:00:56+00:00

>refuses to eat fruit

Man the harpoons!

brofanities · 2021-03-23T20:19:53+00:00

Predictability*

bottomLobster · 2021-03-23T21:54:44+00:00

"We can disagree, but you would be wrong" does not apply only to desert but actually to any and all interactions with this specimen.

SL_1983 · 2021-03-23T22:23:07+00:00

Am I the only one who stopped reading after "I love to laugh"? Instant left swipe. Thanks for the revealing information, you are like every single other human on the planet.

withrowsprings · 2021-03-23T23:38:22+00:00

For a strong and independent women, what is the best drug to take before the sex?

Birth control pills...

Aierdre · 2021-03-24T12:56:04+00:00

Jesus said "So the last shall be first, and the first last". He quite carefully chose not to engage in relationship with women though ...

No_Valuable827 · 2021-03-24T14:24:01+00:00

Refreshingly honest... She is one among an entire generation of women who are trying in vain to reframe the role of men in relationships. It wont work because it never works.

Euphoric-Cycle1688 · 2021-03-23T16:53:45+00:00

I agree on the fruit part, as it is useful it shouldn't be in a dessert or at least it shouldn't be its first use, but I, for a unknown reason, have the thought she didn't mean it like that

*fatroll noises*

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2021-03-23T17:47:25+00:00

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2021-03-23T17:59:58+00:00

It amazes me that they think these dumpster-fire dating profiles are appealing. They're trying to date me but they're making me barf? Makes no sense at all o.O

theMalleableDuck · 2021-03-23T19:00:05+00:00

‘Predictably’

faaaack · 2021-03-23T22:23:26+00:00

So many of these woman love to laugh. Who doesn't?

I assume they say that because they expect you to be their entertainment. Make me laugh, jester.

xAYTOx · 2021-03-23T22:30:47+00:00

If her kids truly came first she wouldn’t put it in the Bio, she would be silent about it, she wouldn’t brag about it. My mother always says that her kids come first because SHE MENT IT! (Horrible man who was with my mom was dumped because he became a threat to us) Woman who put “oh my children come first” in their bio is just attention seeking/trying to look like a good mother when they would obviously be either a Karen or horrible mother

Martellus732 · 2021-03-23T22:47:44+00:00

Not really into petting buffalo.

PyroArul · 2021-03-24T00:09:04+00:00

See I’m not triggered by what she said. I’m more triggered by the fact she keeps swapping the signs around. Like lady if you’re trying to sound bad, atleast make it look nicely bad.

Past-Difficulty6785 · 2021-03-24T00:57:17+00:00

Do they choose lines off of a list or something? Is there any possibility that they will ever be able to create a profile that isn't interchangeable with every other one?

deadBeefCafe2014 · 2021-03-24T01:56:30+00:00

Last place? You need to reframe your mind.

Second place is the first loser.

audit123 · 2021-03-24T02:20:11+00:00

Why do women write my kids are my world and my son is my king kind of stuff?

Like isn’t that a given that your kids are your priority? What is the message they are trying to send

PositivityKnight · 2021-03-24T04:35:57+00:00

I simply do not understand, I cannot fathom paying for someone elses kids. I feel horrible for the shmucks that do.

Adopting is a different story, if ya marry a nice girl and you guys decide to adopt a kid I think that's awesome, but just dating someone elses sloppy seconds and then taking care of his kids after shes over the hill? uhhh no? wtf.

Pie_sky · 2021-03-24T12:18:43+00:00

She like many single moms over evaluate their pussy power.

2021-03-24T15:23:43+00:00

It is a preference to like fruit on dessert. It isn't wrong

currentresident1138 · 2021-03-28T17:50:57+00:00

I don’t need your world. You have to fit into mine, and the door seems too small for your baggage

askmrcia · 2021-03-23T16:28:10+00:00

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2021-03-23T17:32:40+00:00

Damn that second sentence screams frozen junk and fast food body. That’s enough for me to say no thanks

dreadlord999111 · 2021-03-23T22:55:49+00:00

have such a good mental image of this woman wonder if it is accurate

kapriece · 2021-03-24T15:31:01+00:00

Lies. You will be 3rd at best unless she has pets. Then you come in after them too. Must be all about her and her kids. Just because you write a good profile doesn't make it true.

upsidedownbackwards · 2021-03-27T00:50:25+00:00

I never thought someone not liking raspberry sherbet would be my line in the sand, but here I am.

Title	Any takers for last place?
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Upvotes	566
Comments	145
Date	March 23, 2021 3:36 PM UTC (5 years ago)
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