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[–]RedditTipiak 622 points623 points624 points 4 years ago (36 children) | Copy Link
Good to see "Netflix and chill" is still alive and kicking in 2021
[–]D4rkr4in 138 points139 points140 points 4 years ago (16 children) | Copy Link
Hulu and Hang
[–]p3n_umbra 50 points51 points52 points 4 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
Blockbuster and Bone
[–]AmnesiacSpecies 47 points48 points49 points 4 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Showtime and GO-Time
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[–]Chonkie 16 points17 points18 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Peacock and this cock.
[–]dodalou 9 points10 points11 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Tubi and Booty
[–]always_plan_in_advan 10 points11 points12 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Disney+ and thrust
[–]Kytzer 8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
IMAX and climax.
[–]Scorchyy 6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Paramount Plus and Mount
[–]jinyang8 6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
HB-Oh my dick
[–]HisRoyalAwesomeness 36 points37 points38 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
HBO Plus and Hob-knob
[–]mlo519 9 points10 points11 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
HBO max and climax
[–]exophrine 6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hulu and Hung*
[–]lavahot 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PFbpcPh-TfY
[–]SirLagALot420 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Off a tree
[–]Rruneangel 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Underrated
[–]Stotallytob3r 77 points78 points79 points 4 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Amazon Prime and sexy time
[–]Hindu_Kirby 40 points41 points42 points 4 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
What about Hentai with Sempai?
[–]HornyTownCitizen 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
HBO Max and some sex
[–][deleted] 9 points10 points11 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Hindu_Kirby 21 points22 points23 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
YouTube kids and-
[–]VulcanSummers602 20 points21 points22 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
r/HolUp
[–]thmsb25 8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Donna-does-stuff 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My new favorite!!
[–][deleted] 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]phenxm93 8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Disney plus and on titties bust!
[–]KingOfTheNorthern 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Apple TV and you can bang me
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Disney Plus and slapping nuts
[–]aitaix 6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Plex and Sex
Youtube and Lube
[–]batman_9326 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Disney and Dek
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Cunalingus and cuddle
[–]Meteora_Sage 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Congrats to the OP! I am not sure how to use this reddit app. Anyways, more will come! You just broke the dam! Niagara falls results is coming ; )
[–]Mewoir78 160 points161 points162 points 4 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
Good job ?
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[–]SorroWulf 89 points90 points91 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sex still counts even if you don't get off.
[–]TaypHill 24 points25 points26 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
still a sexual act with a girl, considering it was the first time you had sex with no payment that’s a win.
When i first had sex i couldn’t cum too, but as i was an 17 year old that got into my head in a way that every time i had sex i would get anxious that i wouldn’t be able to cum to the point that i actually couldn’t.
As a young man, i always wanted to have sex but backed of when chance emerged because of the fear of not being able to finish.
last year, at 23 years of age, i was able to cum during sex for the first time, and since then it seems the spell went away.
I actually had a one year relationship with the girl who made me cum because i was so happy to finally be able to do that, even though we were somewhat incompatible.
Can’t wait for the pandemic to settle down so i can finally live the life of a youth that i yearned for so long.
[–]Canadian-Seductioner 6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don't worry about not cumming. Not necessary to say you had sex. I don't cum every time, it's still sex.
[–][deleted] 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]Chemical_Bowler8637 5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Good job what did u put as ur profile bio?
[–]thelogbook 99 points100 points101 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
why, feel like I’m reading some Literotica creations? 😅
[–]Teamtoast 26 points27 points28 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yeah this was very detailed lol
[–]FacelessOnes 7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Brah, it was his first time, give the lad some slack. I remember my first time vividly. I’ll never forget it.
[–]JacobMoogberg69 337 points338 points339 points 4 years ago (15 children) | Copy Link
A note for the future. Don't drink! Your peepee goes softie soft. If she asks you to tie her, you fucking tie her up and don't ask questions.
[–]MrColfax 34 points35 points36 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Is this why they teach you how to tie knots in Scouts?
[–]LandscapeClear1630 21 points22 points23 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
no, but yes.
[–]mrpodo 5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Shit I don't know how to untie my knots, its possible some lady is going to be very upset with me in the future
[–]Donna-does-stuff 5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Always carry a knife
[–][deleted] 15 points16 points17 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hahahahhahaha
[–]dominik3335 11 points12 points13 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
On the first meeting? Better not.
[–]newbphil 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I think it depends on the level of tying up; considering she asked for it, and she is the one getting tied up, the risk is really all on her. If I were a woman I definitely wouldn't ask a dude I've known for a few hours to put me in a super vulnerable position like that, but hey clearly this girl is a freak, more power to her, but it is risky. I'm assuming we are talking like tying the arms to the bedposts or something, nothing crazy.
[–]dominik3335 8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Risk is on her, responsibility is on you.
[–]newbphil 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Absolutely, which is why I mentioned that I'm assuming we're talking super basic tying up by the wrists to the bed or something like that. No way I'm attempting some crazy BDSM shit on a first date. Either way, it's understandable if the active or passive person isn't down for that on a first date, and it's not a bad rule to follow.
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, hard drinking also creates consent grey areas you'd do best to avoid.
[–]ThenTranslator2780 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah
[–]kathruins 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
tying is actually really dangerous if you dont use the proper technique. i was seriously injured and am now disabled. its really easy to learn though!
[–]Free_Joty 5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
disabled from getting tied up? i am intrigued, you mind sharing your story?
[–]thetruelagarto 61 points62 points63 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Lmao you're cute af my man good for you. I'm glad you can ride the horse now without sticking quarters in it. Looks like you got it mostly under control. You know as long as your experience with sellers was something you let them lead SWs are real women too. So if they showed you the ropes give a shout out to the people that got you here. Hi 5🙏
[–]thetruelagarto 16 points17 points18 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fuck you talking bout I still act weird. 😂🤣😂
[–]OppositeHighway6012 16 points17 points18 points 4 years ago (13 children) | Copy Link
Is hinge good fr hookups ?
[–]ParadoxicalPanther 15 points16 points17 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
To be honest, I've hooked up with 4 women from hinge in last 1.5 months. Although two of them want(ed) something serious, we did hookup before discussing any of that, which means yes, hinge can technically be used for hookup. I've had 0 luck on tinder
[–]Scorchyy 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I can’t get any match on it even with good pics, idk how you manage to do that
[–]DesperateForDD 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What on earth
[–]OppositeHighway6012 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Same here, 0 luck on tinder! Doing hookup up before discussing anything else! I like that 😎
[–]Keanuisawesome69 16 points17 points18 points 4 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Tinder is for hookups
[–]comfortfood4soul 6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Not for older women. They want relationships
[–]Keanuisawesome69 8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Some milf's and gilfs on there if you know you know 👀
[–]comfortfood4soul 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Some and I’ve met a couple but the vast majority nope. They specifically say “no hook ups”
[–]david10277 9 points10 points11 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
All older women want relationships doesn't matter the app 🤣
[–]comfortfood4soul 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yep
[–]Canadian-Seductioner 6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yeah it can be. Usually gotta take them out on a date first, but they're dtf if you play your cards right.
[–]OppositeHighway6012 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Noice!!
[–]michimoto 26 points27 points28 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
And then you woke up... lol jk interesting experience considering how fast things escalated
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[–]isshumawatte 12 points13 points14 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So you actually watched the movie. I would go for a kiss 5 minutes into the date tho 😂 good for you!
[–]HungryEveryTime 8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I agree with that
Just chill and don‘t overdo it
It‘s really shit when it feels unnatural
[–]Devilswings5 35 points36 points37 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
what a chad
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You should say “YES” according to the meme
[–]VDKay 8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You should had said "GG Ez" instead of goodbye /s
Anyway. Kudos brother! The age thing is only a problem in our mind. I won't lie. I started having sex after 30. And TBH, I felt terrible till then. I was indeed missing out. But the performance anxiety is only in your mind. You know how to use your mouth and fingers and as long as you care about pleasuring your partner, you are already doing better sex than the majority of people out there!
[–]Saphsin 6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago* (6 children) | Copy Link
I’m 27 and currently unemployed and out of school (I had circumstances. I can go back in the future, just need to get myself ready) but I have no idea what to bring up in conversation with a girl if I can’t brag about my personal life. EDIT: It’s not that there aren’t other things to talk about, but what you do on a daily basis is hard to avoid
[–]CanIChangeYourMind 6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
Do you have any hobbies? Aspirations? Pets? Interests?
Going on a date with someone isn’t just to brag about how much you make or your prestigious job title at Fortune 500 company.
Edit: word
[–]Saphsin 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yeah but it is hard to avoid in conversation since our job is typically what people do everyday.
[–]CanIChangeYourMind 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Turn the conversation on to them. Ask them about their job and what not. Then when they ask you can simply say something like:
“I decided to go back to school to do x and y.” “I plan on going in XYZ direction.” “I’m interested in and that’s why I’m going back to get a degree/diploma/certicate” “I’m passionate about abc”
[–]theconsciouseffect 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don't start dating until you've got your shit in order.
It'll make it a whole hell of a lot easier and the relationship quality will be better as well.
Ask don’t tell. Get her to tell about her life and be interested in it
[–]koynking 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ask about what’s she’s up to, her interest, dreams for next summer, work, siblings, high school. Just show ur interested in her and be patient. Don’t act like ur desperate or weird.
[–]Canadian-Seductioner 5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Damn bro you really got lucky with this one since girls very rarely will initiate the way she did, both on hinge and in person. She must've been super horny and you came along at the right time.
Congrats bro. Time to take what you've learned from this experience and start meeting more women.
[–]chatpal91 35 points36 points37 points 4 years ago (23 children) | Copy Link
"watching another movie while she is telling me she's not going to have sex with me. I didn't take that serious. After two or three minutes I went for it again, and then it started....
I went down on her, and she gave me her vibrator to use it. "
If this doesn't tell you that you shouldn't always trust women at their word verbatim, I don't know what to tell you
[–]loofyd 26 points27 points28 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
" Look at her actions, not her words "
Whoever said this or coined the actual sentence was a fucking genius
[–]mrpodo 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Bill Cosby actually coined it first
[–]mrpodo 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I wasn't being serious haha
[–]newbphil 5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
In my experience, if things have escalated to a hardcore makeout and the girl explicitly says "we aren't having sex" that is almost a guarantee that you will be laying pipe. I don't know why, maybe it's a sort of last minute shit test to see if you get needy or some kind of rationalization, but yeah I think I've only had one girl actually mean it when she said that. The others all ended up actively initiating the sex in fact.
The first time that happened I was in high school and it blew my mind; after making out for an hour or whatever she says we aren't having sex, I say that's totally cool and that I'm already having fun, then like literally 15 minutes later she's undoing my pants. An absolute whiplash of expectations of the interaction right there. Ended up going to my part time cashier job a few hours later with the gnarliest hickeys I've ever had lmao
[–]000001001 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I had a girl tell me that in the middle of 69. She was completely serious and nothing else happened lol.
[–]klepzeiker 7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sometimes, 'no' just means 'not yet.'
Literally. Met this girl for the first time and she mentioned she's not having sex with me 4 times or so.
Still clapped those cheeks at the end of the night lmao. It was a whole different story when we laid in bed together.
[–][deleted] 10 points11 points12 points 4 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
That is really not the takeaway here.
[–]absolutemadguy 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
Yeah it is, now he finally knows
[–][deleted] 16 points17 points18 points 4 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
She literally said they could do it later. So what she said still stands. Please listen when a woman says no.
[–]newbphil 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Absolutely listen to what a woman says. In a reply to another comment, I mentioned my experience on the topic, which is that every single time a girl has said "we aren't having sex" during a makeout session, it leads to the girl initiating the sex not long after; only one time has a girl said this to me and meant it, and obviously I respected that. Regardless, you should assume that she is serious, but I have found the "we aren't having sex" line to be a good indication that we are, in fact, going to have sex.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ok... I will let you in on a secret. This can often be a test in the moment to ensure the man is somewhat trustworthy and respects boundaries. Like, I definitely want to have sex with him, but I need to make sure he will stop if I tell him to, so here is a test run of that. If you're able to listen and respect boundaries, you will likely get laid as you said. Good comment btw.
*Edit to say: don't take this as an expectation for sex obviously. But that methodology will get you far in life regardless. Listening to and respecting women.
[–]Long-Reach-9690 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
We do listen but we also watch.
[+]absolutemadguy -10 points-9 points-8 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Wrong, why do you have to resort to making stuff up to support your argument ?
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
"She then stopped and said we could do it later." ??? Where is the made up?
[–]absolutemadguy 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
In the part where you ignore the order of the events "she is telling me she's not going to have sex with me. I didn't take that serious. After two or three minutes I went for it again, and then it started...."
[–]comfortfood4soul 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Exactly. For centuries men and women have done this dance
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Read my other comment I just left on this thread.
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Def a win. There's a lot of selfish lovers out there and you weren't one of them.
Out of curiousity, what have you been doing differently that you think might have contributed to her matching and hooking up with you? Awesome stuff
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I love women! Hell ya brother. Hope you see her again!
[–]Turbopuschel 14 points15 points16 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
If she says she's not gonna have sex, I'm never not gonna respect that unless she takes it back later. If she says that and then expects someone to ignore that explicitly placed boundary, it would be her own fault.
[–]Turbopuschel 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh okay, if that was clear between you two then my comment is (while still generally applicable) not applicable to your situation.
[–]loofyd -1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Interestingly, she just didn't want to come off as a slut or easy, which is why she said what she did
[–]mind_uncapped 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
well done ?
[–]RealBoi777 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (23 children) | Copy Link
Ayye congrats bro
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[–]sunsabeaches 8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (21 children) | Copy Link
Get tested for STD after two-three weeks. Not raining on your parade. It’s a sensible thing to do
[–]Canadian-Seductioner -3 points-2 points-1 points 4 years ago (20 children) | Copy Link
Only if he went raw. No need to if he wore a condom. Don't stress the poor man out.
[–]sunsabeaches 7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (19 children) | Copy Link
Syphilis, Chlamydia, gonorrhea, etc. All these STDs can spread through oral sex. Risk is low, but not 0%. He did mention he went down on her. It’s not like they knew each other. Syphilis is easily treatable, but if left untreated, you don’t want to hear what it will do to you.
OP, get tested.
[–]Canadian-Seductioner -4 points-3 points-2 points 4 years ago (18 children) | Copy Link
By your logic, you should be getting tested every time you have sex.
OP, don't let this person freak you out. You don't need to get tested every time you have sex, that would be ridiculous and impractical.
[–]sunsabeaches 10 points11 points12 points 4 years ago (17 children) | Copy Link
Every time you have sex and go down on a total stranger, yes. That’s exactly what I meant. Whether or not OP gets tested is up to him. I gave the heads up
[–]Canadian-Seductioner -5 points-4 points-3 points 4 years ago* (16 children) | Copy Link
OP, not even needed then. Unless you have reason to believe the person might have lied to you about their STI status, getting tested every single time is impractical and unnecessary. You're fine, don't let strangers on the internet pointlessly scare you.
Edit: by your logic, even if that person isn't a stranger, how do you know they haven't slept with someone else in between the different times you had sex with them? You don't so you'd need to get tested every single time. Highly impractical and unnecessary.
[–]PeperoParty 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (15 children) | Copy Link
It may be a pain in the ass but it is definitely not unnecessary. In fact, it’s the responsible thing to do.
You not being able to see that is quite concerning and frankly, immature.
Not trying to be mean. But you sound disgusting. Infested with bugs.
Bugs that you or other people “don’t have” because they didn’t tell you about it or that you couldn’t see physically with your own eyes.
[–]Canadian-Seductioner 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (14 children) | Copy Link
Lmao ok buddy. Have fun sitting in your bubble jacking yourself off because you're too afraid to have sex with people because of "bugs".
[–]shaunaknn 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The last paragraph is the one I read the whole thing for
[–]Hillman314 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Afterwards, did you throw some money on the nightstand out of habit? Just kidding. Congrats bro, I’m just surprised nobody has commented on the “first time without paying for it”.
[–]AlternativePosition1[🍰] 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Congrats ! And don't worry about not cumming (at first) at all! That probably drove her horniness up more because " she couldn't get you off". Cumming too soon is way more of a problem than not cumming. If you like her and want to build attraction with her focus on her pleasure as you did a great job on. If your dick starts hurting go down and use the vibrator as you did . You're lucky a lot of girls are shy to use toys
[–]eckzotic 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Right on bro, 24 here, lost it a week ago. I think it's important not to rush it and have your first time with someone you're comfortable with and trust, thats just me tho
[–]choochoo789 5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I know I got lucky, but things like this will definitely happen to you as well.
lmao yeah you don't know that. that's like a rich person telling poor people they will definitely strike it rich.
don't be so hard on yourself, we got this ;p
[–]Liebner-Anthony-S 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Best advice I would give it... If it feels natural don't overthink to much :)
Thanks for sharing!
[–]Soupblime 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You are a stud my guy, keep on keeping on !
[–]Emotional_Grape8449 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Congratulations
Are you going to write a book now?
[–]Plane-Asparagus-4266 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Disney& maths
[–]drion4 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I'm genuinely happy for you, brother.
[–]Shanbaceball 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Good for you . Im sure its nerve wracking when your that young. Im sure way more nerve wracking for the guy
[–]Agreeable_Occasion13 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Chill, good one.
Helluva night, good stuff lad
[–]AshShawon 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Burh. I feel like I read this story from the chick's pov from r/sluttyconfessions
Congrats tho. You nailed it
[–]AshShawon 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
How do I find it? I read it weeks ago and didn't even save anything. But I'm pretty sure I read a super similar story about some 21 old girl going wild with a 29 year old virgin guy on the first date. That story was way more explicit though.
BTW , you said you didn't pay for the first time. Does that mean you had sex with hookers?
[–]morphinetango 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Remember the shit you did right this time and apply that again! Also, sounds like she didn't notice you were inexperienced so nice job.
Well, what an advertisement for Hinge
[–]G35guy1994 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Congrats bro
[–]TheRealWorldNigeria 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dude I came one time just reading this
[–]Mcwingamer 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Seems i still have hope 😝
[–]International_Poem13 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Tails from the psychiatric unit
[–]DrakeoDaRLR 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Congrats bro! You can tell she does it often she already had condoms ready 😂
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[–]AffectionateAd9691 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
For how long did you chat in the dating app before calling her?
[–]Mayin_ 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Nice dude, just out of curiosity how good are the pictures you use on hinge? Are they professional taken, are you in shape? Asking for science.
[–]merf_me2 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Right on man. Proud of you. Full on props from random internet guy.
[–]TexRetroTech 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Happy for you my friend!
[–]Shadvw 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Damn
[–]Mr-Kabuki 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Are you good looking? I figured online dating only works if you are. Never really tried only done cold approach.
[–]wolfbee16 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Fuck no, you didn’t get lucky!!! You earned it. Most guys would have seen the extremely obvious signs she wants to fuck and they chicken out. I did it plentyyyyy early on. Like hello? She wants to escalate this, and your in your head double guessing whether or not she wants to do something? You can’t expect to initially read body language very well, but the more encounters you have where you are present minded, you will pick up on common body language most girls show when interested. Im sure some of the other guys on here can attest to this, but after being in manyyyy situations flirting with girls, I can feel the sexual tension. It’s hard to explain, but it’s almost similar to a minor orgasm feeling as well as slight butterflies?? Idk, but it’s a very pleasant and distinct feeling, and let’s me know she’s really into me. It’s almost a guarantee that something is gonna happen
[–]wolfbee16 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Don’t listen to any dating coaches. If I could recommend one youtuber to watch who embodies what I feel is the best way to pick up girls is Jack Denmo. He exudes confidence and doesn’t give a fuck if the girl/s are into him or not. Congrats on the sex!! I’m so happy to hear you had 5 seconds of fuck it courage, that’s sometimes all you need
[–]MentalCelOmega 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You have no idea how lucky you are.
[–]wondorous 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Will there be a date #2?
[–][deleted] 4 years ago* (5 children) | Copy Link
[–]wondorous 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Yeah it kinda seems like one of those situations where the girl just wanted to have some fun that night and you were the lucky guy.
But still, reach out if you’d like to see her again. Keep it pretty casual tho and don’t expect much, as you know.
[–]wondorous 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Maybe she is. Maybe she got desperate or something?
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[–]isshumawatte 11 points12 points13 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It’s really not that weird, I’m 28 and have been meeting girls 19~22 off tinder and none of them felt weird either. If it’s weird for them, they probably shouldn’t set their age limit like that.
[–]Long-Reach-9690 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Women mature faster. She was sexually more mature then him. Sent his ass running. Lucky guy
[–]dixxiepixy -2 points-1 points0 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I don’t want to judge but I think it’s kinda weird yeah
[–]HorusCok -1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Penis hurt after 3 orgasms? Mine doesn't even notice until after seven (not a contest). Did you bend it or get bit to cause pain? You're a young man you should be gtg 4 times in 6 hours with a new hotty.
[–]Sweet_Somewhere8255 -1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Isn't it weird she was 11 when you were 18.
[+]HerrLogic -11 points-10 points-9 points 4 years ago (16 children) | Copy Link
It’s sad that the modern dating market kind of forces men to have a dry spell into their late 20s because the chicks all want older dudes. At least you get younger women?
[–]YouKnowWhyImHere111 12 points13 points14 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Bs. I lost my virginity at 14. 25 now and still fall into coochie while being the most socially awkward person I know. Just make your intentions known but always be respectful. Shoot your shot in a reasonable way. Pick up a hobby. Travel. Take care of yourself.
There's nothing wrong with being a virgin or sexless for long periods of time. There IS something wrong with being so obsessive about your sexual starvation that you turn girls off energetically/subconsciously because they can intuit your desperation. Just live your life, enjoy each waking moment, don't press situations unnecessarily and you'll find that it's actually MUCH easier to get with a woman than most guys on this sub make it seem. I mean OP went over with no expectations, had a normal, friendly conversation about shows, and look what happened.
Listen to this guy. He gets it. Solid advice that is gold
[+]HerrLogic -7 points-6 points-5 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I said “kind of forces a dry spell” ergo it’s a general trend, not an absolute rule. Congratulations, you’re the exception.👏👏👏
[–]Canadian-Seductioner 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
Lmao what? I lost my virginity at 18 and have gotten with several older women in my life. Stop making up bullshit excuses for yourself.
[–]HerrLogic -2 points-1 points0 points 4 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
Never said anything about myself. Referring to OP having to get to 28 before a woman would sleep with him without monetary exchange. It says something about our society that there’s a growing population of men that can’t even get the time of day from women. Millionaires and the like scoop up all the young women. Anyone can convince some 50 year old cougar to open up their dusty old cave.
[–]Canadian-Seductioner 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
Anyone can convince some 50 year old cougar to open up their dusty old cave.
This right here tells me you know nothing about game 😂
[–]HerrLogic -2 points-1 points0 points 4 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
You’re right, even cougars are over-entitled these days. You should aim for the nursing home.
[–]Canadian-Seductioner 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Lmao as stated by the guy who can't get laid by anyone in the first place 😂
[–]HerrLogic -1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Never said anything about myself. You sure you’re not projecting?
[–]Canadian-Seductioner -1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Definitely not. You're the one who's 300lb and making bullshit excuses for why you can't get laid. Bro, the only legs you're spreading are KFC chicken legs 😂
[–]HerrLogic -2 points-1 points0 points 4 years ago* (3 children) | Copy Link
Never said anything about my dating success.
Enjoy the herpes
“My god this community is toxic as fuck. Thought we were supposed to support each other?”
[–]Canadian-Seductioner 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
[+][deleted] -10 points-9 points-8 points 4 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
It would be nice if they would just get regular jobs instead of turning tricks, but they'd rather just do sex work and complain all men are pigs.
[–]dixxiepixy 5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Who hurt you?
[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points-3 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I'm not going to give you any ammo for you to troll me, because that comment is a trap.
[–]mind_uncapped 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
no really, someone must have trolled you... in bed
[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points-2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well it's not always a good experience, unfortunately.
[+]absolutemadguy -7 points-6 points-5 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Why are you using woman's go to response when they don't have any arguments ?
[–]dixxiepixy 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Because I’m not going to come up with arguments when there’s nothing to argue with in the first place 😭y’all are so pathetic fr
[–]Fichaos -3 points-2 points-1 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Why do you include your sex experience as well lol
[–]Mr-Kabuki 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It’s called a field report bruh.
[+]ChubbaChubzz -6 points-5 points-4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
how much was she?
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