AskHamster post inadvertently reveals the unattractiveness of their major subscribers

RXRob · 2014-12-09T02:38:44+00:00

I won't accept that anybody can be big boned until someone digs up a fat skeleton

Derjenige · 2014-12-08T20:17:02+00:00

5'9" and 330 pounds

THOUGH I'M TOLD I DON'T LOOK LIKE IT

WHAT

It doesn't matter if you look 300 or 360, fat is fat. That's like Yao Ming saying "I'm 7'6" but I'm told I don't look like it". Doesn't even fucking matter if you look like it at that point, there's nowhere to hide that much fat.

CrustsRemoved · 2014-12-08T21:01:18+00:00

"I have a huge bone structure, to the point that I can't wear most bracelets or other things sized for women"

Bone structure? My sides have just left the country.

[deleted] · 2014-12-08T21:16:24+00:00

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throwy89 · 2014-12-08T20:09:36+00:00

5'11 and roughly 250lbs on the chubbier side

Chubbier side of what obese?

Soyala · 2014-12-08T23:22:02+00:00

Fat: 27 not fat: 66 not stated: 11

azheid · 2014-12-08T21:48:41+00:00

umm, half of the women at that link claim to be average in weight. Some claim to be anorexic. Some claim to be fat. Did you even read the posts?

Wolf_A · 2014-12-08T19:58:45+00:00

The sense of entitlement is quite evident. Nonetheless a proven fact from time-to-time. I was reading an article somewhere on TRP where a fat girl was saying how she isn't fat and it's a myth perpetuated by science. And she even had a poster presentation at a gathering somewhere to enlighten others on this "myth". She even managed to marry a beta bitch. I really wish I could find that piece so you can read and have a good laugh at it.

Modern day society is so full of shit and fat women want to think that obesity is all lies and that science has an evil agenda. And you know what feminists will have to say to that "heck yeah, you go girl".

Guntlips · 2014-12-09T01:52:03+00:00

I notice a lot of these animals also say how they don't like a man who lifts or attempts to dress himself fashionably. Like its so obvious how these pigs don't want a guy that is improving himself and increasing his SMV. Disgraceful co-dependent sows.

caughtyouredhanded · 2014-12-08T21:33:52+00:00

they're all "on the thicker side" yet still seem to have high expectations for men

Seems like about half of those women are skinny or average... Idk how you got the impression that they're all overweight and into skinny dudes.

Cherry picking for anecdotes to laugh at is fine, but don't try to make it out like everyone fits that one comment.

OakTr3E · 2014-12-08T20:05:18+00:00

I know a lot of feminist types through my school who think this way.. Personally I just don't say anything about it because…

1.) It's going to unnecessarily put me on someone's bad side (what the fuck do I care if they're fat? I might need a favor from them in the future (not sexually speaking) why dis them?).

2.)It's not my personal responsibility to give people suggestions on how to live their life; Most of the time, I don't feel like using my mental energy on someone else's issues if I don't give a shit about them. I will only give said suggestion "hit the gym" if they ask for "the brutal truth".

3.) Who cares what the women of reddit want/expect out of life. They can cry all they want until the dogs come home and I still will not give a shit. I study hard in school, work hard at my job, eat a clean healthy diet and exercise… I put in more work than it takes to eat pizza and watch Bob's Burgers, maybe drink some alcohol with friends and work a dead-end job with no aspirations or goals for a more lucrative career/life goals. A lion doesn't consider the opinions of sheep.

SvenKlaphos · 2014-12-08T20:00:30+00:00

Also, I'm pretty sure that 'big boned' thing is bullshit in general.

IVIaskerade · 2014-12-08T22:01:29+00:00

Look at the top comment. She mentions her height and that she doesn't want her partner to get "too out of shape", but nowhere does she state her weight.

I'm willing to be she's as fat as the rest of them.

Also, can se stop saying "large" women? They are fat, and if they're really fat, they're obese. Stop beating about the bush and say it. "Thick" should be reserved for the girls that actually are thick, and not the ones who think that morbid obesity qualifies.

Seiju · 2014-12-09T01:30:27+00:00

Hahahaha, you've gotta admit guys, for all its misery, the entitlement era really offers pure laughter moments.

balalasaurus · 2014-12-08T19:58:40+00:00

This post confirms the red pill truth that men either accurately/under - estimate their SMV while women categorically inflate theirs which is why negging is so important.

Redpillonlyaccount · 2014-12-08T21:31:04+00:00

A huge bone structure LMFAO. A huge lard structure more like. I'm 6ft 3 and weigh 210lb and I'm not happy with how much I weigh. How can someone who is effectively spherical be so delusional.

Teeder · 2014-12-08T19:28:53+00:00

Here I thought hella personality was the ability to maneuver through a conversation without looking like a fucking twat. Luckily, I fit both of our definitions /s

CanadianSnow · 2014-12-09T00:04:20+00:00

So many posts saying "I like tall guys, something close to 6'4" is perfect." Imagine the shitstorm the femnazis would spew if a man said they don't like tall girls or they prefer skinny girls. Complete double standard.

GayLubeOil · 2014-12-09T00:10:06+00:00

A Fat will never admit to being a fat.

Wheatspin · 2014-12-09T02:35:47+00:00

Damn. I'm 5'6" and weigh ~160. I have a bit of a beer gut so I consider myself fat. The disconnect these women have from reality is insane. 250 lbs is "on the chubby side"? Please!

Settlethefuckdown · 2014-12-08T20:31:26+00:00

I found it funny that most of them won't include their weight

edit: words are hard

thedukeofawesome · 2014-12-08T20:53:19+00:00

I've railed bigger girls in the past, it's better than jerking off, and if you're in a desert even the nastiest stagnant puddle still refreshes you. Some girls think if they can fuck a good dude, they should be able to get a good boyfriend. They think it inflates their SMV, if they're not self aware.

lordofthejelly · 2014-12-08T23:41:20+00:00

How do these women have the audacity to expect anything more than a cat to accompany them is beyond me.

That's easy. Truth is, a woman has to be fairly old before there are no longer any men below her in the sexual hierarchy. 50, and fat? No problemo, here's a man who's 55, fatter, poorer, less educated.

The only thing her hamster actually has to convince her of is that she finds these men (the ones she could actually get) attractive. Once there, the hamster's work is done.

CanadianSnow · 2014-12-09T00:12:01+00:00

I have an issue with so many comments about "I wouldn't date someone taller/shorter than X height." So you meet a guy that you have great chemistry with, think is attractive, but shit, he's a couple inches taller than I like. Can't date him. Bullshit. These women do not understand what "preference" means.

Manuel_S · 2014-12-09T00:22:56+00:00

I would look upon these people with the sympathy reserved for people with disabilities / mental weakness, except for:

The absolute, merciless way in which they treat those who have exactly the same disadvantages. They just cut them off at the knees, no chance. Older guy had this just right:

"The mercy that was quick in us but late,

By your own counsel is suppress'd and kill'd:

You must not dare, for shame, to talk of mercy;

For your own reasons turn into your bosoms,

As dogs upon their masters, worrying you."

PerniciousOne · 2014-12-09T04:50:55+00:00

Think it should be called /r/AskAHamPlanet instead....

AppleNewton · 2014-12-09T04:56:18+00:00

Not even fat people like fat people. Ask a fat girl or a fat guy what kind of person attracts them, I bet they don't say `someone who is fat´.

I've never fucked a fat woman. It must be awful. I'd much rather fuck a woman who had her face beaten with the ugly stick but had a nice body than to fuck a fat woman who would be pretty if she was thin. Lard disgusts me. Not all fat women are fat, but they are all unattractive. Being fat is worse than being ugly.

Also, the main point of fat accumulation for women is on the hips, while for men is the belly. You wanna know how fat a woman really is, check how big her hips are.

As for reddit being the lower 10% of women when it comes to looks, I totally agree. I have never, ever seen a woman who was over 8 on rateme, amIsexy or amIugly. Usually, they are all 4, at least 90%: Below the looks of the average slim woman. Some of them are really average and some are above average, but very few. Like, 1 out of 20. Usually the women who are not fat kinda have nice bodies have very regrettable faces, or they are just too short, or manly looking. There's never a woman who has a pretty face and a nice body on there.

Hot pretty women are NOT on reddit, that much I guarantee. And I am including the whores and camgirls who are on gonewild taking hand outs from men.

BlatantTRPThrowaway · 2014-12-09T06:28:15+00:00

Out of the many "larger-than-life-woman-meets-thin-ass--guy" dynamics I've seen, most involve serious degrees of henpecking and spousal abuse on the woman's part.

On the plus ~~size~~ side, though, they probably won't cheat on their twiggy men, because they reversed the alpha/beta roles to a T: a T-bone for her, and a poorly fitting T-shirt for hiim.

XMATIC_4 · 2014-12-09T12:36:40+00:00

Lemme just give a visualization,this is how a 330 pound woman looks like

https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-dY6d7JhJ7ks/T1-uGOwLqcI/AAAAAAAAAVA/iZux71XBtPM/s1600/17743264810_292%255B1%255D

kick6 · 2014-12-09T18:18:33+00:00

I'm all for everyone, male and female, setting high expectations. The trouble arises in the scenario where no one meeting your expectations is interested.

Women get to blame men for not finding them attractive.

Men get to blame themselves for not being attractive enough.

One of these makes sense.

lubeoil · 2014-12-09T21:33:14+00:00

God! I just read the first comment on there, and the thing women love to bring up in every fucking conversation is a man's insecurities.

"oh he's so sensitive about this. teehee."

fucking shit. I'm a little perturbed by this of course, being 5'6, I've kinda been sensitive about my own height. but for them to just bring it up and laugh about it.

why do they feel the need to make themselves feel good by making us look inadequate.

Perhaps the guys they feel have smaller dicks don't really have smaller dicks. maybe their vaginas are the size of fucking canyons.

ugh.. i'm so tired of.. being the butt of every joke.

Here's what I'm going to do.

I will never again complain, or look for validation/attention or any sort of acceptance from a woman or a man.

I will work on my insecurities, and my strengths until I have no more weaknesses.

I will take the time to make myself into a legend.

See you in five years.

Gabe6678 · 2014-12-09T00:44:17+00:00

One thing to note- A vast majority of the females on these subreddits and feminists in general aren't attractive. Why do I say this? Because the hot girls in the real world do not ever care or think about feminist issues. Attractive women don't think twice about these things because they've always been treated well. The less appealing women will notice that they aren't and talk about it much more.

BlackHeart89 · 2014-12-08T23:05:38+00:00

How do these women have the audacity to expect anything more than a cat to accompany them is beyond me.

Funny thing is, there are men out there that like that. I had a friend who was in good shape. Lifted regularly and ran at least 3 times per week. He could get women of all types. But he had a thing for fat bitches. It blew my mind. But still, under no circumstances should this whale you speak have the audacity to make people like my old friend, the standard. I would consider him a lottery for a whale chick.

lubeoil · 2014-12-09T03:21:33+00:00

She doesn't look like it?

Maybe Cuz when we see a fatty all we see is a fatty.

Doesn't matter how fat.

chewis · 2014-12-09T05:01:50+00:00

I like the girl who said she liked anywhere from skinny to chubby, but not muscular with visible abs, and she sure means it.

Reddit-1, Shitlords-0

the99percent1 · 2014-12-09T05:14:30+00:00

And now u know why this sub grew in leaps and bounds when RoK posted the 10 reasons why you should date a girl with anorexia article.

JosephBarryLee · 2014-12-09T10:47:38+00:00

"I have a huge bone structure" Hasn't this myth been disproved a thousand times?

honeyimnotagigigilo · 2014-12-09T10:52:20+00:00

"i'm roughly 4'11 and 85-ishlbs. my boyfriend is 5'6 and about 120lbs, so he's a bit skinny but i have honestly no issue with his build. i like anything from skinny to chubby, but not muscled with visible abs".

Lol

rskurtzer · 2014-12-09T14:44:13+00:00

This one is pretty damn telling about how insecure this chick is about her BF getting more attractive:

I'm 4'11 and 90lbs. I am attempting to recover from anorexia and I'm >really uncomfortable with my body. I have a lot of self-harm scars on >my thighs.

My boyfriend is 5'6, I have no idea how much he weighs lol. He's >used to be barely chubby, just a bit untoned but now he's going to the >gym in college and lifting and all that. I don't really like it tbh, I >prefer him when he was cuddly.

Also, I'm banned from excessive workouts and I'm on a high calorie >diet.. so I feel like a disgusting shapeless mess, while he's getting >slimmer and fitter everyday.

Dev_on · 2014-12-09T15:16:56+00:00

I dunno man, they seem to mostly be 5'2 to 5'6 and 120 in there. theres a few tinu <5' girls and a few chubbers, but it looks like and random sampling out there.

granted, the few idiots in there are pretty rediculous.

Waldo00 · 2014-12-09T17:52:34+00:00

Reminds me of how ray Charles would feel the girls' wrists to see if they were fit. "Damn can't fit my hand around this truck of a lady."

Transmigratory · 2014-12-09T20:42:18+00:00

I already knew where this was going when you mentioned AskHamsters.

niczar · 2014-12-09T20:52:20+00:00

She's big boned ... What a fucking riot. Oh and she's picky but not that picky if the guy has a great personality. Awesome.

unpluggedoasis · 2014-12-09T21:59:11+00:00

LMAO AT THAT POST YOU SNIPED. Sweet Jesus when comparing what she is physically to what she wants in a man. Was pure lulz

my2chainzImeanCents · 2014-12-11T07:34:52+00:00

As an ex-fat girl (not that fat. used to be 200 pounds though,) comments like hers make me cringe. I used to think I was big boned or had some sort of health issue that made me fat. All BS.

In my opinion, thin/normal guys that are into larger women just have some sort of odd feitsh type desire for fat girls. Being fat isn't normal. Even speaking evolutionarily, men are attracted to women with the right waist-to-hip ratio (preferred ratio dependent on man's race. And whaddya know, black men prefer higher ratios) and trust me, and obese woman will not have that "right" ratio.

Haven't these girls learned anything from Catfish? No matter how great her personality was, when the guys found out their lovers were fat, most stopped talking to them.

millertime5309 · 2014-12-09T06:18:43+00:00

Ya you're definitely surrounded by fools who don't have the guts to tell you to do something about it. Start taking pride in yourself before you expect anything out of someone else.

Title	AskHamster post inadvertently reveals the unattractiveness of their major subscribers
Author	red_pill_throw_away
Upvotes	128
Comments	188
Date	December 8, 2014 7:21 PM UTC (11 years ago)
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