For all the single men out there, and even the married/attached ones, please consider getting a pet.

I strongly recommend either a cat or a small dog. They're able to cuddle with you on your lap that's...instinctually significant. And I say this as a person who loves big dogs.

Cats come in two breeds: People-cats and Cat-cats.

Cat-cats are only concerned with themselves. They're grifters at best, assholes at worst.

If you get a cat-cat, don't be afraid to give it away. There's a sucker born every minute.

However, if you play with your cat 15 mins every day, feed them well and allow them to come to you, you should find a people-cat pretty quickly.

This may have seemed like a shitpost but the constant love you receive from a pet is invaluable to your mental health.

I have a loving wife and two loving daughters and I'm still succored by the love of my cat every single day.

The simplicity and constancy inherent to the love of a pet is healthy for anyone but they are particularly healthy for men.

We all know that men feel less valued, less cared for and less loved. These are all wounds that a pet can heal. Particularly a cat because of the healing properties of their purr.

It's 2 am right now and I just spent an hour with my kitty sleeping in my lap after a good sessions pets & purrs and I feel uplifted. At the very least, it's like a titanium bottom has been built into my emotional depths. All because you know that you're needed and loved.

Please consider it. I know some leases prohibit it but cats are pretty low maintenance and you may be able to just pay a one-time pet deposit.


P.s. - No, I'm not actually a cat person. I hate cats. I just love my cats.