Lying about her age, separated for 15 years with a daughter that is probably from another man, and now ready to settle down for a "real relationship".

urbana1 · 2021-09-03T06:46:57+00:00

Those pictures should come with some sort of a warning before opening.

yellomachine · 2021-09-03T06:25:55+00:00

I dont understand punctuation its not that I havnt tried or anything I just dont see why its important to let others know when one sentence ends and another one starts anyway I am an old hag with a baby and I want betabux to rescue me

AurelianWay · 2021-09-03T07:00:15+00:00

Damn, that's the roughest looking 39 year old I have seen on this sub. They have "fully vaccinated " on profiles now LOL. Sorry lady but with a mug like that your vaccination status is the least of your troubles.

EvilKlownz2 · 2021-09-03T07:19:17+00:00

My money is she is in her 50's. 2yo daughter is probably her granddaughter. Probably got custody after her actual kid dropped the baby at the door and ran off.

Land_of_the_Losers · 2021-09-03T06:26:08+00:00

"Bitter beer face!"

kyucel_ · 2021-09-03T06:40:32+00:00

That thing still SMVmogs 90% of men😹

FrancescaDeLeMara · 2021-09-03T07:43:32+00:00

What the hell is that? She looks like a character that belongs on something off of Lord of The Rings or The Hobbit.

saberwarthog · 2021-09-03T06:41:48+00:00

At first I really thought that on the first picture those censor bars weren't only there to mask her name & place, and this idea filled me with dread...

Traksimuss · 2021-09-03T07:35:42+00:00

My money is on 50-55, and even then she is uglyugly.

Nothing wrong with that, but she should hope for her equivalent looksalike.

NoNameAvailableSee · 2021-09-03T08:41:03+00:00

That’s the smile of the toothless. Denture-less blow jobs are the best.

Overkillengine · 2021-09-03T07:51:18+00:00

Good gods, she looks like Popeye in drag.

Also, assuming they aren't lying about having a kid, someone reproduced with her. Yet pop culture will assert that men are the shallow ones.

Pop culture is demonstrably full of shit.

jaesinel · 2021-09-03T08:26:47+00:00

She looks like a dude bruh wtf

laughs_ · 2021-09-03T09:07:43+00:00

She looks like one of the 7 dwarves

PirateDocBrown · 2021-09-03T07:02:14+00:00

Is she a former boxer?

ess2019 · 2021-09-03T08:56:40+00:00

her husband of 15 years is also her meth dealer

Tommonator80 · 2021-09-03T06:19:34+00:00

Fap Fap Fap

Unlucky-Inspection78 · 2021-09-03T08:03:44+00:00

Just got to feel sorry for this shit.

ArrowGantOne · 2021-09-03T09:05:40+00:00

I know the rules say to not say anything flattering to women. I'm fairly certain she hit the wall very early. Like age 2-4, maybe 5; maybe.

Neurismus · 2021-09-03T13:44:56+00:00

Jesus someone fucked that at least once...

H-4350 · 2021-09-03T08:26:20+00:00

She wants your money. For rhinoplasty. So she’ll look different than the other elephant seals.

Joaquino7997 · 2021-09-03T08:54:22+00:00

They say "a picture is worth a thousand words." Hers will give me a thousand nightmares.

meerita · 2021-09-03T09:44:20+00:00

That ship has sailed 35 years ago.

manatidederp · 2021-09-03T11:35:20+00:00

That one isn’t even funny, like you can see she’s on the spectrum. She’s hardly literate, separated for 15 years despite having a two year old child - and apparently she snorted a ping-pong ball which got stuck. What a mess

liberalbutnotcrazy · 2021-09-03T11:58:57+00:00

That is not a 39 year old woman… that is a 59 year old man

Rajbl · 2021-09-03T09:22:27+00:00

She hit the wall rly hard.. poor thing

bigdaveyl · 2021-09-03T09:41:00+00:00

Yeah, she's not 39......

chankletavoladora · 2021-09-03T13:08:53+00:00

The important question is how do you have a 2yr old daughter looking like that?

RCGonzo99 · 2021-09-03T13:48:42+00:00

She's a movie star, she was in 'Throw Momma From the Train'.

redbullhondaracing · 2021-09-03T09:56:37+00:00

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

VeganKetoMan · 2021-09-03T10:09:25+00:00

The wall did not treat her well

Plazmatron44 · 2021-09-03T10:09:51+00:00

Fell from the top of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Ulfberht75 · 2021-09-03T11:24:25+00:00

The father of her child must have been born totally blind.

kidruhil · 2021-09-03T13:18:44+00:00

Oof. Damn that's one repulsive creature lol

DaddySkrags · 2021-09-03T09:32:00+00:00

You sure that isnt Jimmy Durante in a wig?

ChiefLongWeiner · 2021-09-03T12:36:33+00:00

Bitch looks like Luigi

SquirtBurt · 2021-09-03T14:23:12+00:00

Looks like W.C. Fields with a terrible wig on.

Lameador · 2021-09-03T16:07:21+00:00

Did she use a filter to get this troll nose ?

DefiantFlatworm4833 · 2021-09-03T17:08:36+00:00

Who the fuck put their dick in this beast!? Some hill billies will fuck anything!

Damacon77 · 2021-09-03T18:10:33+00:00

OK can we just fucking tell people not to fuck these creatures? I would have chipped in for whore money for whichever pood sod impregnated this.

Like, we need a hotline, "willing to fuck this, please help a brother out" :(

Bob_and_Virginia · 2021-09-03T09:25:23+00:00

Please Jesús, help me unsee!

snitcnupfnick · 2021-09-03T11:44:46+00:00

She might not be lying about where age cause she smokes people who smoke tend to look older than they actually are. Also do the math she claims she's 39 -15 years of seperation means she was with the baby Daddy when. She was 24 almost the midpoint before the wall

Lithiago · 2021-09-03T12:34:36+00:00

"I'm strong woman"

My sides.

mustangfrank · 2021-09-03T13:09:34+00:00

This one hurt my eyes.

WillingUK · 2021-09-03T13:33:03+00:00

I'd rather fuck a cactus

Beefcake716 · 2021-09-03T13:37:01+00:00

Meth is a helluva drug

Ok-Hamster5571 · 2021-09-03T14:33:54+00:00

Legit comment: she looks like she has a current or former addiction

oh_no_aliens · 2021-09-03T15:38:29+00:00

Goddamn hideous.

SN-E-DC · 2021-09-03T16:21:54+00:00

Looks like a dude wearing wig for phoshing purposes

NBA_MSG · 2021-09-03T16:32:23+00:00

WTF is she doing making faces in all of her pics?? Which one does she think makes her look attractive?

muaythaiteep · 2021-09-03T16:39:31+00:00

She looks like she has had 500 mma fights and she was will to take 5 punches to the face for every punch she threw. She is awful looking

Edit: I don’t think she has any teeth and doesn’t wear dentures

timebandit1975 · 2021-09-03T16:47:52+00:00

Holy hell someone wifed this thing up? I know we're not supposed to attack men but come on guys...

coloradocaniac · 2021-09-03T17:28:48+00:00

Which section of hell did she escape from?

karimamin · 2021-09-03T18:43:52+00:00

Red flag. 15 years separated but not yet divorced. I wonder who is refusing to sign the divorce papers

MachoToughGuy · 2021-09-03T19:07:54+00:00

I don't think she's lying about her age. Her child is two years old and she refuses to show her teeth. Her refusing to show her teeth gives me the impression she has meth mouth because meth rotted her teeth away.

OwenWentFullMGTOW · 2021-09-03T11:46:31+00:00

The wall, it is undefeated.

Acolyte_of_Death · 2021-09-03T13:11:11+00:00

The lying about age thing was really fucking with me for a while. I'd see women claiming that they're 30 who look 50. I was freaked out and thinking "holy shit is this what 30 year olds look like" but then I stared at myself in the mirror and realized they're lying skanks. Or I could be wrong and when I turn 30 in a few months my face could instantly turn to leather.

vegieta · 2021-09-03T13:15:13+00:00

Thats the old man from Up, you cant fool me.

Krampus1313 · 2021-09-03T13:21:42+00:00

jesus she fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

rb5775 · 2021-09-03T15:36:53+00:00

Maaan. I've never been that horny.

ZZT-OOPsIdiditagain · 2021-09-03T16:24:51+00:00

Thank you for making me lose my appetite 5 minutes before lunch break. BARRRF!

And I'm guessing there's a good reason shes been separated from her daughter for a decade and a half.

ObsidianAdonis · 2021-09-03T17:11:41+00:00

You're telling someone was that desperate for sex and knocked her up. He had to lose a bet or something. How did he even get junior up ?

theLOLbird · 2021-09-03T18:08:22+00:00

Just, poor fucking kid... What chance does he have at life?

Thortung · 2021-09-03T18:24:49+00:00

Bet she has her own broomstick.

FlowComprehensive390 · 2021-09-03T20:03:17+00:00

Damn, that is a face that literally looks like the trolls from Norwegian folklore.

Harry_Teak · 2021-09-03T21:05:50+00:00

Well blow me down. I didn't even know that Popeye had a sister.

bev6345 · 2021-09-03T13:33:18+00:00

The lack of punctuation is going to give me night terrors.

Gefan27 · 2021-09-03T13:50:41+00:00

Google "Les Dawson drag".

steelgripphoenix · 2021-09-03T17:25:34+00:00

Jesus Christ

nineworldseries · 2021-09-03T18:55:07+00:00

Believe it or not, this is what 39 looks like in the Appalachians

digitalEarthling · 2021-09-03T19:36:25+00:00

That mug is method up!

Long_Range_Shooter · 2021-09-03T21:30:02+00:00

39 yeah right try north of 65 years of age. That folks is what happens when you spend most of your youth drunk and stoned.

Gaiinahat · 2021-09-03T23:51:54+00:00

Is that even her kid? Some dude had some seriously thick beer goggles on. Wouldn't surprise me if she walked up to him, hit him with a club, and then dragged him into her cave for the night.

GiantOfTheSouthSky · 2021-09-04T03:10:31+00:00

This chick looks like a Hobbit character

1Badshot · 2021-09-04T03:35:22+00:00

I realize smiles can be faked, but I will never again date a woman who doesn't smile or its just that half-hearted straight line this woman has.

The two women I was with who couldn't even force a smile for the camera were the most depressing, soul-sucking succubuses a man has ever been saddled with.

Hard lesson learned.

kadk216 · 2021-09-04T03:53:48+00:00

She looks like a meth head

jamaicanroach · 2021-09-04T04:04:49+00:00

Someone had a high alcohol tolerance.

ransay3277 · 2021-09-04T15:19:31+00:00

Man... She could make a freight train take a dirt road.

AncientMGTOWWISDOM · 2021-09-03T10:20:54+00:00

thats a 2

justaguyinbrooklyn · 2021-09-03T12:30:06+00:00

she is not pleasant to look at

Luv2cu78 · 2021-09-03T12:53:08+00:00

Is she on drugs????

paris0022 · 2021-09-03T13:02:35+00:00

And yet she will get 100s of matches. Aye

bilged · 2021-09-03T13:07:00+00:00

She looks like Bo' Selecta!'s scary spice spoof.

Dshannon40 · 2021-09-03T13:35:35+00:00

Polish with that nose

NickTesla2018 · 2021-09-03T19:50:04+00:00

Damnit to hell?! I just ate lunch?! Not cool?!

As scary as that is, some horny guy, somewhere, nailed her. : (

defiance211 · 2021-09-03T20:13:38+00:00

Why is Stephen King on a dating app?

jinxedmusic · 2021-09-03T21:43:42+00:00

Can we just admire the bravery of the man who fucked her?

Killem2wice · 2021-09-03T23:37:05+00:00

Ray Liotta's laugh from "Goodfellas"

Y'all know the one

Inf3rn0_exile · 2021-09-04T04:17:50+00:00

Shorty looking like that old guy from UP. Rip ed Asner.

diaperedwoman · 2021-09-04T04:55:01+00:00

If she is 39, she looks a lot older than me. And has she had any plastic surgeries?

Paltry_Poetaster · 2021-09-05T10:36:39+00:00

She was 39, about thirty years ago. That's probably how she rationalized the lie when she made it.

gross

melonmagellan · 2021-09-05T13:00:16+00:00

Hopefully she lives in a meth town in Appalachia with a population of 25... Otherwise I don't see how a human man would touch her.

Also, who knocked her up?!?

kingcheezit · 2021-09-06T09:18:19+00:00

Somebody fucked that, probably more than once, within the last 3 years.

Have some dignity fellas, go have a wank or something.

Touchofgrey112 · 2021-09-08T23:13:03+00:00

She looks like the grandad from "up" with long hair...

oxyoxyboi · 2021-11-17T10:29:47+00:00

I mean did she kidnap the girl to be her daughter? Who TF will knock her up? Proboscis monkey?

mrskeetskeeter · 2021-09-03T09:33:23+00:00

She has the face of a male bodybuilder.

loneliness-inc · 2021-09-04T10:04:21+00:00

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Lying about her age, separated for 15 years with a daughter that is probably from another man, and now ready to settle down for a "real relationship".

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