“A drunk woman can’t make correct decisions, but apparently, drunk men turn into Einstein when they get drunk.”

crazyex · 2013-11-30T00:30:41+00:00

In other words, "Teach women not to call consensual sex rape"

2013-11-30T02:15:41+00:00

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it's the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers"

innominatargh · 2013-11-30T01:40:08+00:00

Confirmed : Drinking makes me super smart, funny, and good looking. And not even a tiny bit obnoxious

greenlightideas · 2013-11-30T07:45:01+00:00

When two drunk drivers hit each other do the cops try to figure out what happened before assigning fault, or is that also treated as a game of check the genitals?

5th_Law_of_Robotics · 2013-11-30T03:23:15+00:00

Serious question. If rape requires penetration, could the guy get a girl arrested for fingering his asshole? He didn't do any penetration.

Jayrate · 2013-11-30T02:52:12+00:00

i don't know if a "sext" would absolve you in today's day and age

2013-11-30T02:33:46+00:00

I feel like I'm missing something, she linked to a "comment" but all it goes to is the article. Can someone screen cap it for me?

icanhazchocmilk · 2013-11-30T03:41:36+00:00

I do a fine job of teaching my son not to rape, much in the same way that i teach him not to murder, steal, cheat, or beat homeless people...

By being a decent fucking human being.

Now teach your slut daughters that its not okay to destroy a man's life because they had one (of what I'm sure are many) night of regret.

p3ngwin · 2013-11-30T06:23:33+00:00

Either BOTH genders are not responsible for their actions when drunk, or NEITHER gender is.

PICK ONE.

Because no matter how many times some women say they're just as competent as men, those same women will never miss an opportunity to play the "poor me" card to avoid responsibility.

Women are equal to men, except when they're not, and that's when men are expected to compensate for the apparently non-existent deficiencies of women by fixing their problems for them.

It must be a dizzying headache for those women trying to hold such opposing thoughts in their skulls.

So it's a fight for "equality" when it results "upgrades" and a claim to be the"victim" when it results in....more upgrades!

So they simultaneously claim to be "equal" and/or "not equal" according to what results in the most upgrades.

Apparently wanting equal competency doesn't mean they have to be equally responsible.

you can't have the rights, the power, etc without the accountability.

That's called having your cake and eating it, or do they forget they wanted "equal work for equal pay" all those years ago ?

You can't be a child and have the benefits without making the investment, because that's not earning your keep, that's freeloading off other people's efforts.

Oh the hypocrisy.

I_Choke_Women · 2013-11-30T17:23:18+00:00

This is so disgustingly common. Anytime two people are drunk at a party and the guy ends up fucking the girl, he's a rapist if she decides the day after that she didn't consent (probably out of embarrassment).

In other words, a woman cannot correctly consent if she's intoxicated and thus is not responsible for her actions, while a drunken man is a fully responsible.

I saw a Facebook image once which read, "It's not sex if she's wasted." Cringe.

ehesemar · 2013-11-30T13:51:45+00:00

So if a woman is not responsible for her actions while drunk, does that mean if she killed someone while drunk driving she wouldn't go to jail?

innominatargh · 2013-11-30T06:24:01+00:00

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beatbox_pantomime · 2013-11-30T15:30:51+00:00

Seems like men have to outfit themselves with spycams in order to protect themselves from women anymore. I can see how a 'Yes' text could be dismantled in court, if it even gets sent (because alcohol).

Sad world we live in.

icanhazchocmilk · 2013-11-30T19:41:07+00:00

America pampers women. It's insane.

blkarcher77 · 2013-11-30T03:56:17+00:00

See, this is an easy solution to the problem. In my law class, my teacher basically said that in order to not get in any trouble, the girl has to pretty much sign a contract. I dont know if you guys have ever talked to a girl, but asking for her to sign one before sex pretty much cancels the sex. This is the same thing only a lot more relaxed. I'm glad i read this

JakeDDrake · 2013-11-30T22:35:13+00:00

From the comments, posted by a fellow by the name of "Gretz":

Gretz

Apparently, so much weaker in considering the consequences of their actions, or managing their own bodies, since it takes the acts of other people to decide if she was raped, able to consent, or to pay for her birth control, and to provide armed guards when she decides to get sh!tfaced and stumble around downtown. Somehow, one more damn time, her body, her choice, but my responsibility. Because, "Patriarchy", or some other stupid rationalization that makes women hapless wards of the state, aka "Adult children".

It's difficult to consider women to be 'my peers' when different rules of personal responsibility, consequences and accountability are in play. Maybe when we are actually equal before the law, actually equal in entitlements, actually equal in prosecutions and punishment for crime, or actually equal in family court, or actually equal in consideration for the draft.

Thankfully, I'm at an age where I don't give a damn any more.

I have to say, this man encapsulated the entire issue quite nicely.

kragshot · 2013-12-01T08:48:14+00:00

The comments on the CNN page are insane. The mother is basically stating that she told her son to make sure to get consent and then have a followup text the next day to confirm/codify that consent was given the night before and the feminists are having a flying fit over it.

That proves that they are full of shit; she's advocating for her son to get clear and concise evidentiary consent and they claim that it is indicative of rape culture.

Fuckin' idiots.

Orimos · 2013-11-30T08:20:56+00:00

If you have to take responsibility for your actions when you're drunk and you break the law, then you should also have to take responsibility for your actions when you are the "victim".

Alpha100f · 2013-11-30T09:03:13+00:00

Consent law favours the person who feels they have signed an exploitative contract while drunk and feels their intoxication was taken advantage of, there is nothing unusual in law about that.

We were applying this to consent law, long before feminism began applying it to sexual consent (in a very sexist way).

StoicThePariah · 2013-11-30T07:40:59+00:00

76 people have no brains or sense of humor, and read this as an insult.

feministwaves1 · 2013-11-30T05:57:08+00:00

I'm sorry, "the meaning of consent can be misconstrued on both sides"? What an absolutely disgusting assertion. Women have the exclusive and irrevocable right to change their minds about consent at any time, before or after the act. It is the woman who has to to deal with the aftermath of the "act" and the rapist who gets to continue plaguing the earth with his existence.

Title	“A drunk woman can’t make correct decisions, but apparently, drunk men turn into Einstein when they get drunk.”
Author	EvilPundit
Upvotes	589
Comments	214
Date	November 29, 2013 11:15 PM UTC (12 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MensRights
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