The "perfect" relationship 🤮

featherflowers · 2020-10-12T08:08:22+00:00

In what world is making breakfast returning the favor for a morning blow job!?!?!?!

LevelTurbulent · 2020-10-12T08:12:03+00:00

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throwaway111qqq · 2020-10-12T08:49:32+00:00

INSTAGRAM IS A HOBBY

HE "LETS" HER PLAY VIDEOGAMES WITH HIM

ACTIVITIES TOGETHER ARE SURFING THE WEB AND OCCASIONALLY GOING OUTSIDE

SURPRISE BJ IN THE MORNING AND NO ORAL FROM HIS PART

I can't. It's ok to admit you want to be with one of your gamer friends bro. And this is the dating scene if I were to be dating?

throwaway111qqq · 2020-10-12T09:32:01+00:00

I actually saw this video as I am tiktoker and I when he says he leaves, "leave us alone to do our hobbies". Thats all they will ever do. I have dated plenty of gamers and the rest of the relationship either doesn't happen or is work for the gaming bf. So ya lol no.

Also his surprise is a BJ and her surprise she is get to do a hobby she has no interest in or has no skills at and then she suppose to beat an avid gamer. Wtf. There is no cunnilingus anywhere in this relationship.

2020-10-12T10:31:21+00:00

I can already see the stupidity in his eyes.

xdecadent · 2020-10-12T10:35:26+00:00

This sounds like the most basic boring shit ever. I don’t want that!

Palgary · 2020-10-12T14:15:55+00:00

I didn't listen to this with sound. First thing I see is the guy with his camera below him, so he's talking down at the person watching the video. This is a psychological trick.

But - he looks like a condescending jerk throughout. The look on his face, his eyes - just saying "I am better than you, listen to me" - that sense of superiority is oozing out of every shot.

Generally, this means the person making the video doesn't have a very convincing argument. Based on the commenters here, that seems true. He knows he's right - he doesn't have to convince you to think about his point of view, he's going to tell you the "truth" and you should listen to him.

2020-10-12T10:42:59+00:00

No one wants to see you spitting at the camera dude, keep your relationship AdViCe to yourself

2020-10-12T14:43:32+00:00

"He returns the favour by making breakfast" EXCUSE ME. Everything about this video is barf but that part...💀 maybe eat your gf out you loser

gluckkk · 2020-10-12T12:04:14+00:00

How about: they know how to edit a damn video w/out giving people headaches

mojocanx · 2020-10-12T13:21:03+00:00

The saddest part about this video is that the relationship he is describing is the reality for many many people to the point where it can be considered that this is what most relationships generally are. What’s even more infuriating is the way men will literally go out of their way to sneak in a bj and dress it up to brainwash young women, this is why so many women still do acts and stuff they don’t like or what to do because it’s constantly being told to them that good gfs and partners give bjs etc imagine if he had said part of being in a perfect relationship was a guy going down on his girl - I can bet you 90% of the comments would be men complaining yet it’s the accepted standard that women are givers of pleasure and so they’re “supposed” to give the bj or whatever it is he wants. I’m so sick of women just accepting getting no reciprocation in the bedroom while going above and beyond to please their partner and then when you ask them why it’s always “oH iM a pleaser” or “his pleasure is my pleasure” no the fuck it’s not. You think men think our pleasure is their pleasure?? 😂😂

What’s he’s described sounds like a fucking nightmare, and yet there’s girls and women who still would do anything ‘just to be in a relationship’ like this - why???? Would ?? You?? Want?? That??

heleninthealps · 2020-10-12T13:17:02+00:00

Sounds like a selfish and lazy relationship from his side, he's definitely going to get him some fine fresh Pick Me's at the market ready to do this shit for the occantional once a year 1 min back rub and cereal bowl for breakfast.

kettleodumplins · 2020-10-12T15:01:07+00:00

They call all their friends sthupid, dey haf amazing secthfff 🤡

What kind of petty life nightmare is this?

vmuzondi · 2020-10-12T15:06:32+00:00

This sounded like a teenagers idea of a perfect relationship🤢

onthedown88 · 2020-10-12T13:40:02+00:00

this sounds like the saddest relationship ever

divination__ · 2020-10-12T14:10:09+00:00

putting the word perfect in quotation marks was right, because it definitely is not that...

EffectiveHoneydew422 · 2020-10-12T15:30:28+00:00

Is this satire? serious question

Mella_20 · 2020-10-12T16:20:57+00:00

Tries to push 50/50 as if he thinks that we are the same yet insists that there are "girl hobbies" and "boy hobbies". Pick one.

Also, he gives me serial killer vibes.

2020-10-12T17:19:20+00:00

Ever-so-slightly tilted in his favor.

They would rather exhaust themselves thinking of how to make it 51/49 than just actually give as much as women.

If you're giving a guy a BJ, he better be saving your effing life. Or making you rich.

jayohday · 2020-10-12T15:22:29+00:00

Is he being serious.

adertina · 2020-10-12T17:48:33+00:00

I don’t think I could date someone who starts to make fun of people when we go out for coffee, seems...embarrassing?

Madholley · 2020-10-12T19:04:06+00:00

Why the subtext of hate in this perfect relationship? They talk poorly about each other’s friends, they make fun of people when they go out, he “lets” her beat him. They illegally download movies?! Bitch those movies are like 2.99..... no mention of careers, growth, education, or doing anything fitness related. I guess his statement that Instagram is her hobby means that he expects her to work out two hours a day, wear a full face of make up, and thoroughly exfoliate her lips for those special morning blowjobs that he does not return. Meanwhile, he wants to sit on his ass for several hours a day. This man is a child.

2020-10-12T17:20:37+00:00

So basically play a game in which you gently lose for a few years until he cheats, and your debts aren't even paid off.

Lawl.

Nah.

even_thriller · 2020-10-12T18:57:13+00:00

Oh yeah they both work and splitting the bills 50/50 meanwhile he makes 200k and she makes 40k and is always expected to pay half of everything.

2020-10-12T21:57:51+00:00

Is... that what modern relationships are? jfc PASS, that sounds horrible.

Title	The "perfect" relationship 🤮
Author	Zarabeth
Upvotes	82
Comments	59
Date	October 12, 2020 8:04 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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